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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8711
 08.08.2008
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Now I realize how much I could have done in that time.

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Watch a bunch of movies, put Linux and play it for 2 years, get oneme, finally listen to hundreds of songs.

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I wrote a post on the forum capsule.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8710
 08.08.2008
A friend, an instructor at the auto school, shared...)))
...
Srazy_Flower (16:02:36 6/08/2008)
There is another yesterday started to stand out, such as, the rules are illogically drawn up, why do we teach it...
Crazy_Flower (16:03:06 6/08/2008)
I gave him an example of the rules of the D.D. in the edition until 1995. So there was at all the item "forbidden to pull the regulator!!and "
Crazy_Flower (16:03:10 6/08/2008)
= D
Crazy_Flower (16:03:33 6/08/2008)
Throw it off, on the neutral to him and kick in the back!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8708
 08.08.2008
It is viral.
“When I feel like I’m about to finish, I push your brides and go into the anal! Yes, I, a shy schoolgirl, have my strict teacher amongst the bulls! And you what?
I am in shock O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8707
 08.08.2008
(I)oI<4@ (23:34:32 5/08/2008)
I will come on September 1st.
Sinkty (23:34:48 5/08/2008)
I will come to you on oath. Tagged xDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8706
 08.08.2008
Does anyone remember the systems with the "turbo" button?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8705
 08.08.2008
Details of Tomorrow’s Drink:

I am (22:14:39 5/08/2008)
Okay, you decide everything and you will inform me later.

A.G.A.P (22:14:49 5/08/2008)
OK is

A.G.A.P (22:14:59 5/08/2008)
1st point: you buy absent )))

I am (22:15:19 5/08/2008)
It’s a niche 😉

A.G.A.P (22:15:34 5/08/2008)
Yes, we were happy when we decided that too.)

A.G.A.P (22:15:48 5/08/2008)
I decided more precisely.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8704
 08.08.2008
sleep (09:31:06 5/08/2008)
I burned here recently.

Sky Wokerr (09:31:06 5/08/2008)

sleep (09:31:12 5/08/2008)
I am sitting in the car, I am in the cabinette of the president and vice president, I am sitting in the chair, I am suffering, the secretary comes, the printer yocks, I am coming, and there the bowl is broken.
there the barrel for the size of the paper is repaired) well, I think the bull, not a new order, took a hammer, hammer, screwdriver, twisted deadly, the end for strength 1 screw with a hammer and the case is ready
One Fig only printed on A4.
Carrots
I get the screw in this bowl, I raise my eyes.
The President
stands
He opened his mouth and looked carefully.
Close one eye.
and silently comes out
With a blind eye
He now solves all problems with his compilation himself.

Sky Wokerr (09:34:37 5/08/2008)
Is it from Bash?

sleep (09:34:42 5/08/2008)
grit boico trust his computer admin catry makes hammer

sleep (09:34:47 5/08/2008)
No is

sleep (09:34:53 5/08/2008)
This is from my work (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8703
 08.08.2008
xxx> soon I will get sick (((
YYY>: Will the weekends end?
xxx> the fake: will end, will not end.
xxx> just to start

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8702
 08.08.2008
Yesterday in the newspaper home food...stopped a little further away from the Moscow stop. The driver calls a girl:
and hello. I went in.
–...
Do you fit? Certainly?

We stand for 10 minutes... no... he’s nervous... he calls her back again:
You are where?
–...
Do you see me?
–...
- well

It was another 5 minutes. not there.
Did you say you are coming?
–...
Do you see me?
–...
Do you see exactly?
–...
Do you see that I am leaving?
Give me gas!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8701
 08.08.2008
The main thing is not to scratch the back.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8700
 08.08.2008
I cried to tears (but the story is long):

We implement the information system in a large manufacturing enterprise.

This is happening in the south of Russia. Industrial systems are implemented.

sensors, installed directly in the new production lines and

expensive equipment. The equipment was purchased in Finland.

They attracted Finnish producers to bring theirs and install them.

The work is quite difficult and long. No one can stop the process.

Therefore, the scratches of the sensors go jewelry and in the hours of minimal load.

They came from Finland and four healthy white-haired men - work,

They clearly know their affairs well. Looking out, I remember from childhood.

The books "Russian fairy tales" were pictures of Russian heroes: the growth is high,

Shoulders wide, salmon hair, hemp face. In the station where it stands

There is a factory, a hotel, but it is better not to have it, but under the contract.

No less than three stars. It is only in about 80.

by km. Shorter in the summer "track" (two lanes, one there, the other back)

Loaded (“shutdown” resort), two hours there, two back. of such life.

The Finns were overwhelmed, but the main thing is that they have a dry law in Finland.

here at least. And they began to flood.

Now the story:

The Finns started walking every day from evening to morning. Going to the girls,

They fought, demanded to show the bears, and so on.

is impossible. Once the mentions were called, a group of men arrived (2 people), began

One Finn was dragged, the other three came out, the mentions were attacked, theirs were repelled.

There was no international scandal. How men communicated with

Finnish for us is a mystery, Finnish in Russian is no bum, we communicate at the factory

Only through a translator. Mostly the hotel administration.

"I froze" that the Finns were singing songs from evening to morning (naturally on the

and Finnish). And from the hotel in the resort season began to come in the "shutters". by V

In general, the situation has become critical, the director of the hotel writes a complaint to our

The company is transferred to the director of the Finnish company. In other words, the car,

Complaints, etc. On Friday the Finns at the factory are sad and lost. The Main

The engineer, who worked well with them, asks their senior.

The next dialogue, after which the factory stood up for half a day (everyone was just riding):



The head. Engineer: “Is that not so?”

Finn: “Yes, they want us to be recalled, they will be severely penalized and they will be punished.

dismissal for violation of the rules of conduct of employees of the company

territory of the employer. We sang noisy songs at night, people do not sleep.

have given.”

The head. Engineer: “Songs at night? In what language?”

Finn: “We only know Finnish songs. In the Finnish.”

The head. Engineer: “All shit, listen here. In the explanation you write that

It is very difficult to work here, no one understands you, you are in a foreign country.

To raise the moral spirit of your team, you sang the anthem at night.

of Finland. Do you have a hymn?”

Finn: “Yes, there is!!”

To describe the range of feelings and the work of thought, reflected on the face of the Finn, could not.

Maybe even Leo Tolstoy. Finn had a 20-minute stunt. In short,

The explanatory text was written by three: the chief engineer, the translator and the Finnish.

I read each paragraph twenty times. Then the head. Engineers gathered

All the Finns and forced everyone to learn the explanatory by hand. After that

For a long time the Finns could not understand why he was each of them separately.

"Marino" in his office on the part of explanatory and relentlessly oral,

If you have tried to tell anything other than the information stated in the text

and explanatory. When they came back from Finland, they told me.

with round eyes that talked to them there with each one individually,

Just like the engineer did here.

The result:

No one was fired.

- for manifesting patriotic feelings for the homeland and company, etc.

They gave a pretty big prize.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8699
 08.08.2008
A red sports car stops near the voting lady.

Girl, where are you?

In fact, where you want...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8698
 08.08.2008
xxx (15:44:23 6/08/2008)
The cat is fucking! Yesterday I bitten my hand!

yyy (15:45:56 6/08/2008)
Yes, and in a couple of days you will start to grow six, see in the dark and write with mice >:(

xxx (15:46:22 6/08/2008)
> writing with mice
This is especially scary!!! to

yyy (15:46:52 6/08/2008)
Eating in meaning.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8697
 08.08.2008
This admin very cautiously did not make the form for commenting on video quotes!
) ) )

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8696
 08.08.2008
I was going to get the rights, I had to buy the traffic rules and exam tickets to teach. I went with my husband to the bookstore, I took the books, I stood in a line, and my husband is still looking somewhere. He runs, weaves me a little booklet in the hand, here is my turn, and I stretch out to the seller:
1 Rules of traffic
Examination in Hybrid, category B
Russian insulting expressions, short conversation

Everything that the seller has enough: "You are preparing for..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8695
 08.08.2008
When it was still hot on the street, and at home even the open windows did not help, my young man calls me and offers to buy a fan:
“Let’s buy a fan... I’ll bring it on your back, you’ll be Carlson and I’ll be a baby... you’ll lie on the bed and scream to me, ‘Leave me, baby!’ Take it!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8694
 08.08.2008
Feel the difference between the Russian and Hollywood funding of Timor Beckhambetov’s projects.
Particularly dangerous is the machine of fate. It was only enough for Mel...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8693
 08.08.2008
I asked for a “God’s website.”
The first reference surprised me. I didn’t know it was God.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8692
 08.08.2008
I went to the roof yesterday. On the tree (type of bird feed) the inscription:
"The birds are wild! Don’t feed the birds! They are down!"
I think, but the same could be written about people. In the dining room, for example.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8691
 08.08.2008
Explanatory in the dormitory: "Beer bars have been found under my pillow because I am collecting them"

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