V.elina: Why do clumsy guys choose the most stupid ladies as friends?? to
Stretch : well. If clay boys were only coupled with clay bodies, then there would be an evolutionary stratification of society. In this way, the offspring are balanced and produce a gray mass. This society is stable.

From Habr:
Imagine you are on a deserted island. You need to program a microcontroller.

[madar] The only goal in the match "Rubin" - "Cuban" was scored at the very end of the first half - distinguished Salvatore Bocquetti. In the match "Spartak" against "Rostov" the double marked Emenique, another goal on the account of Ari - for him this ball became the first in the season. In the composition of "Rostov" distinguished Floran Sinama-Ponyol.

This is a Russian championship.

My friend got some money. He comes home drunk, falls on a chair in the kitchen, pulls money out of his pocket and says:
This is what I always have to be: drunk and with money.

Rabbits are gentle, not afraid.
B: Have you seen their nails? They will lock the wolf.
A: They do not have enough brains, they have three reflexes: run, eat, fuck, and all)))
B: terrible animals
B: Get caught, fucked and eaten.

Comments to the article, which compares the cameras of the iPhone 5 and Nokia 808:

xxx: "Both cameras are undoubtedly good and quite suitable for shooting quite professional video content."

This is a joke, right?

YYY: No, it’s pure truth, I’ve thrown RED out.

Zzzz: Give me the rubbish address, I am already leaving.

Yyy: There are already 5 bodies, the shooting continues.

YYY
But, to be honest, I was upset.

for the weekend

XXX is
Directly visible?? to
Hahahaha
You have weight.
for soup
It is not enough

YYY
No, I am telling the truth!
Clothes are visible

XXX is
Spotted
from food

YYY
Fuck it :D

Exogen: Aunt, in terms of sexual pleasure, it doesn't matter - with rubber to fuck or without. How true is that impression?
hleba_netu: wrong in the root
No rubber is more pleasant.
With the rubber, it is quieter.
Exogen: How do you find balance?
hleba_netu: in abstinence :D

Funny how the same phrase can be a good wish for women and a terrible curse for men.
xxx: "Let all your calories go to your breasts"

xxx: Every girl should have an outline...you, for example, a heat physicist)

XXX: Will you go?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is cold.
YYY: I did not understand
Do you take vodka?

Lawrence Johnston Peter is known for his various striking sentences based on paradoxes. For example, he called the hot dog the most noble of dogs, because unlike other dogs that bite the hand of the breastfeeding, the hot dog feeds the hand of the bite.

Have you already borrowed your "Viagra in the coffee shop"? Nippon doesn’t work that way. Here are a few crushed pills of Purgen in the sugar bar really accelerate workers, but increase the tension in the team.

Let him forgive his sins for all his sins "Rise up and prepare yourself!".

YYY: ROFL

XXX: But I want marinated bacon! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(

Yesterday I cooked the soup! 😉

I lived like that :D

XXX: Come on, go on! :D

- One of us sent a letter: "Mommy, put me on the phone 900 rubles, at home I will explain everything"You know what I sent?
...??? to
Dying my daughter!

She: I was so good, so good, after that you owe me just a bit of tiramisu!
He is: 0_o?! to
She: Yes, there is no logic in that, but still!!! to

Today, on Sunday morning, the broadcast was on the ORT "Health". In the guests were: Večyaslav Zaitsev and his granddaughter, and this is the case. The paradox is the harmlessness of GMOs. In principle, they would be able to convince the audience, but there is one but.
This very ignorance of GMO products was discussed: 1) a woman who conducts the broadcast at 5 a.m. on a holiday day; 2) a man with an unclear orientation, and also unclearly dressed; 3) an Armenian doctor, almost without a neck, horribly similar to a quasi-mod; 4) a girl without sexual characteristics with obvious autism.

Lenka was burned.
She taught Serena to give teas.
Has it happened?
- Well, how to say - he ran after the waiters in the restaurant with screams - wait, I haven't given you the teaspoons yet!

From the discussion of a bill banning the use of “masking” (proxy) software.

Better to work so hard with corruption.
WU: They work very hard with her. Hand on hand.

Turn on the TV.
On Earth, scientists have discovered craters similar to nuclear craters on the Moon, which means that ancient humanity was bombarded in response.
O_O
Shut off the TV.