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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143134
 18.07.2017
Excellent, the friends left, the mushrooms-perdons, who hate any positive hobbies of people, because the adult mushroom-perdons must either stumble to wear and have no leisure at all, or choose destructive forms of leisure: interact with anyone who got, binge, well, or at the extremity of any extreme sports to do (here is a discrepancy: in radical perdonship in general, any hobbies are prohibited).

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143133
 18.07.2017
From FB:
Lucyn friend M. told me that one day he became curious about what it was like to watch horrors under the grass. “I smoked,” he says, “in the ass and went to the cinema on the “Call.” I sit, five minutes have passed, it’s terrible – the pipet: I’m all sweaty, I’m trembling, my teeth are knocking, and it’s just a McDonald’s advertisement.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143132
 18.07.2017
What a shit...

After that, the police almost apologized to them for the invasion at night, and the sister and husband wrote until seven in the morning an explanation - why they disturbed the police with a false call!! to
At eight o’clock, I went to work without sleeping.

The fact is that the police do not do such things. This is done by Rospotrebnadzor (suddenly). The task of the police is to find out the identities of residents. They do not even call those who called them, but immediately send information to Rospotreb. There is already a check. If you still follow them, then a careful inspection.
By the way, taking the opportunity, I want to send a greeting to Vadik from the 2nd floor: I hope you liked the penalty? Probably very much, because your music is no longer listening to the whole entrance.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143131
 18.07.2017
You are the most impudent man in the world. It took me a few minutes to go out to the store, you have a baby all in chocolate!
It is not chocolate.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143130
 18.07.2017
Haber, the topic about Bitcoin.

Farxial 14 July 2017 at 20:10
Interestingly, can you ask the Chinese to put everything in a sealed package (one or several), then from the outside to smear this package (packages) with a human shit and put it all in another sealed package (so that the dogs at the customs office do not cuddle)? For example, for the dop. the pay.

Farxial 14 July 2017 at 20:15
Mlyn, answered wrong in that thread, sorry /)_

sic 14 July 2017 at 21:30
Yes, not that you, a great idea, and suits almost all problems.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №143129
 18.07.2017
About the self-restrained parking space near the house...
Every time I pass by, the thought arises, why not stick to these locks?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143128
 18.07.2017
In the collection of findings of modern "authors:

"Masonic bed"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143127
 18.07.2017
Where is that in the multiplier claimed that the gun is only in the fifth? Only Pentachok is next to Puch at the time of the need for a gun, respectively, only he is asked this question. This does not affect the fact that the rest of the inhabitants of the forest may have at home at least a rocket installation, or there may be nothing.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №143126
 18.07.2017
Uncle Misha does not speak English at all, and after the third drink and c

Families are not always in order. This resulted in a reservation when he

He introduced us to his daughter’s new friend:

And this is Pavlik, my friend of the Light.

So Pavlik had an original nickname.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143125
 17.07.2017
The ban on the sale of alcohol on weekends will divide the drinking population into two categories: who is able to plan the weekend and who is not. The latter are just dangerous because of low intelligence.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143124
 17.07.2017
(xxx to 36 years old)

XX: The 20-year-old tile didn’t give me just because I don’t understand modern memes! In the memes!
In the memes, Karl!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143123
 17.07.2017
and Zandvoort
XXX: The process is irreversible. Caesar is not a name, but a title. There were many.
YYY: And the one and the other. In the beginning, the ancient man was one - Guy Julius Caesar. Octavian, the nephew of Caesar, was adopted for dynastic reasons and adopted the surname (not the title) of Caesar. Then it went. The Russian "Czar" etimologically also dates back to Caesar. A lot of Russian "King" is also just the name Karl, Karl.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №143122
 17.07.2017
> The gun is only in the fifth? Only Pentachok is next to Puch at the time of the need for a gun, respectively, only he is asked this question.

And that the Rabbit had RSV, nobody knew, because the Rabbit himself was very polite, and those around him tried not to be angry at all.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №143121
 17.07.2017
The judge named the source of money for the daughter's wedding with the participation of the stars of the show.
The judge of the Krasnodar regional court Elena Khahalev said that her daughter’s wedding with the participation of famous artists, including Valery Meladze, Nikolai Baskov and Joseph Kobzon, was organized by her husband, “a big entrepreneur”.

In the declaration there is no information about the spouse, because we are in divorce and I am not obliged to indicate it.

Ahuet explanation))) "Where do you get the money? It is out of the shell!"))

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143120
 17.07.2017
There is a good explanation why it is not worth it.

Some people like. Not everyone sees it as rape. Far from everything. Therefore, if he writes that he was satisfied, it is likely that it is.
I, for example, like that girl, ask for shame, but if this happens, I will get pleasure, and some more.

In "13 Reasons Why," Bryce is also convinced that all the girls he raped simply portrayed reluctance, but actually wanted him and longed for him to rape them. They did not resist much. Until you are convinced that this is a common desire, it is not worth it. You can go to court.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143119
 17.07.2017
"The media learned about the idea of the Ministry of Health to ban the sale of alcohol on weekends"

Ahuen idea) Again out of the class to treat diarrhea by clogging the ass))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143118
 17.07.2017
He is:
Where is Maxim? He promised me something.
She is:
He is on vacation, I am for him. So I keep his promises.
He is:
is classy. He promised to sleep with me.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №143117
 17.07.2017
Dima: But that is true. Fuck the wind.
Steinkrauz: And why set it up? She just works...
I need to work!
Steinkrauz: So do the work. Windy is here?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143116
 17.07.2017
“I’ll never drink May Tea again because your ex was called Maya.
and well. We will never be protected again.
This is why?
Your ex is Gonzo.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №143115
 17.07.2017
News about the fact that the daughter of the judge arranged a wedding for $ 2 million in Kuban, but the judges' council found no grounds for verification.

Commentary: "God is Judge" - commented on the wedding in the judges' council.

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