How is your new girlfriend?
Just a supper.
It does not make an impression at the first meeting.
You don’t know what she is in bed.
I like this "more" :)

Catalyst
What is this nonsense in your status: Don’t ask stupid questions.

Sad_Makin
Zuko, the provocation worked :D

Alexandra Fursenko has left the group "I DO NOT use drugs".

Neil
Do you feel an internal anxiety?

demi
The feeling. As a mathematician, I understand that the probability of finding my girlfriend in a five-million city is 0... That is, essentially with whom I will stay it will be some local extreme, and not the only one, and maybe not the biggest extreme, the very one I can miss.
So I’m going to hide this is great :)

One day in the pharmacy, such a scene was observed... So, an acne boy of fifteen years approaches the window, and says to the seller: "Can condoms for cough?" My pharmacist and I start roasting. Parnisha says: "Bla, that is...", quickly unfolds and leaves. I hope I didn’t offend him very much. :)

In the Volgograd hospital patients were not fed for 2 months.
Yyy: And the patients no matter, they survived!

The actual CTRL and ALT drums with the fingers of the right hand and DEL with the left, and never coincides so that they are pressed simultaneously.

Humans are burning:

The xxx:
Do you watch porn?
Do it faster and safer with the new Firefox3!

Firefox 3 - we are for safe sex

YYYY :
Do you watch porn?
Do this with Internet Explorer without blocking ActiveX.
I am for extreme sex :)

Preface: Stupi[d_b]ot moved to a new place of residence.
< anarchist
How is it in the new place?
-> Stupi[d_b]ot
Siddhat
-> Stupi[d_b]ot
Around the boxes...
-> Stupi[d_b]ot
The cat is in shock.
-> Stupi[d_b]ot
:D
< anarchist
from what?
-> Stupi[d_b]ot
from the move)
< anarchist
Did you move him out?! to

<funtych>I here cry just.. here type before "punished with fire and sword", and here Nod32 issued.. "cleaned by removal"..

I was sitting at work yesterday, not touching anyone. At the end of the working day, I declare my faithful, shaved, tempered, breathed. Dear, I decided to meet you, go to the store, buy food, prepare something delicious. I came home, he laundered the bags in the kitchen, cleaned the potatoes - I was exhausted from such care. He tells me to bring something out of the shelf. I don’t want to, my stomach hurts. He squeezes a knife and potatoes on the table and with an annoying voice: “Blue!” I fell!

Toddler ( Den )
A colleague, I found a bride at work - 2 meters tall with a fox)
Alkoroller
I’m not a colleague to you anymore if you have a bride with a fox.

When will you wash my socks?
She and you? Wash it yourself.
When will you just turn on the washing machine?
She is you? Turn on and read the instructions.
Soon, your socks will be finished.

My friend's grandmother burned - 's fucking not to hell there and everyone is happy')

Pavelelf: -Let go, yesterday decided to see the movie, "Mumy-3", the movie is duplicated, but the quality is awful, I think it's fine, nothing, it's going to come down: I include the movie... the movie itself is in terrible English, it's in Japanese, the duplication is almost not heard at all, and titles from the bottom...
rayon_du_solei: Well what is the problem?
Pavelelf: - and in that.. what titles in Ukrainian
rayon_du_solei : -)))
You’re funny, but I couldn’t watch the movie.
I mean, you know English...
Pavelelf: -You understand what's going on, the eyes automatically go down to the titles, and on the replica -"Sho Ce Také.... - This mummy", I gave up.
rayon_du_solei: -o_o

N@$this
Now there is no one else, no one else to protect me.

day
Buy a balloon or electric shock.

day
They have a great advantage. After they are used for self-defense, they should not be visited in the hospital.

and aska. Friendman writes from Germany and throws file

Paparazzi is porn?

8-)ROMP: No

Paparazzi and why? O_O

8-)ROMP is...

You love to live on pirate versions. all the progi you have pirate, and you went on - the pirate wife... not registered... well though not the trial version

Fuck, yesterday, I am standing, waiting for a girl and talking to her on the phone, a puppy in my hand, all things, I don't touch anyone, on the bench near the peaceful pasture of alkashi, dogs walk around the blonde, the girls passing by what they are smiling, smiling, the puppy hats a puppy... and here all this idyll is disrupted by the sleeping look of the hop with a question-to-ride:
Are there cigarettes?
My exterior is rough, rough, so, in his own intonation, I answer:
No is!
Then he went to the entrance (not my intonation):
to eat?

The girl screamed at the phone.)

XX: What are you doing at work?? to
I come at 9 a.m. and wait at 6 p.m.
XXX: O_O