The news line:
In China, a driver drove 64 children into a bus designed for 8 people.

And we remind you: you have already fucked 2 weeks of autumn, there are 76 days left.

Discuss the demotivator, which depicts a Chinese girl with the tattoos "life, love, money" on her hand, and the signature "You look the same with your hieroglyphs in the eyes of the Chinese".

xxx: it is not necessary to fill the banality, such as "life, love, money"
YYY: Yes, you can do "a pot of corn soup"

The Rectorate collects information about who and where is going to work after graduation. I put a note on the rows. Well, not everyone knows about their future, so everyone wrote what he thought... Calling me the head of the department, I thought I would be put into the "Cosmonaut-researcher. Roscosmos is "a secret agent. FSB", "concierge, ooh Jilkom" or "dreamer. OJSC Gazprom"... no, I have three future aspirants in my group! Aspergillus to blush! Hold on to science.

Not to see us tightened measures against pedophiles - Pugacheva rushed into politics.

From a woman’s website:
I would like to leave my comment about oatmeal soap. Somewhere half a year ago, I had a lot of acne on my face, back on my chest in general, one word everywhere. My boyfriend suffered my pimples at that time. Then I began to notice how he started embarrassing me, we didn’t go to a cafe, a movie to crowded places. A month later he left me. I was in panic trying to commit suicide, but at the last moment I was pulled out of the loop. And I got educated, I went to another city. In the new city I had a very good friend, 5 years older than me. She advised me this soap "doughness" I started to wash them started to wash them completely.

As a result, after a month I had almost no acne and only holes from acne remained... And then on the back. Now I have 4 kids!! And each of them has two cars, I am very pleased. I have set myself a lot of goals! This soap really helps, people use it!!! to

You look in the exam - smart, in the beginning - smart... And in the mirror - foolish (

Question in the scanword: "Who is Hannibal to Pushkin?", 6 letters. The hand stretched to write that the lecturer...

I go with a guy in the shower.
I: Let me shave my legs, and you are a bitch, I am a bitch, and you are a bitch.
Q: You are a fucker.

The situation in the plane (I try caramel, which is given on the rails):
She is peach.
Voice from the back:
Fuck you spoiler!

On the NTV:
Thus, from the zoo, making a bribe, a total escaped: One red fox, 8 wildlife and seven surges. Obviously, this escape was led by a woman!

XXX: No, I am not psychotic at all.
XXX: I am calm as a member
xxx: Member
YYY :?
XXX: You are the elephant.

The largest and most picturesque bridges can be counted on fingers - in the world there are no more than a hundred.

I can count to 1024. It is only on your hands!

[23:32]xhx: well all the naffid, I sleep
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News on the mail about the revenue of the president and his family. The phrase "the imperfect son of Medvedev...". Instead of "minor" it is written "imperfect". The first comment:
"The imperfect son of Medvedev..." Stalin was shot for that.

In a minute the error was corrected.

The conversation of two sisters:
Mll s.How late is it?
st. s: Reports
Mll s.And you what?( by

Kent has been chasing the cat with a fist for many years, shouting "Ments!!!". And now, even if you just scream "mentions!", the cat by habit with the shovel crashes from the spot and crawls under the couch.

Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs
Do you remember who invested money in his fruit company?

10.00 From the cage of the zoological center in Primorye escaped a tiger by the name of Luxury. In the past, the predator hunted dogs. Now the tiger is being sought by a special inspection team - it poses a danger to humans.

Police and military in Primorye began the search for a soldier-time, who on Wednesday left the military field in the Border District of the region, capturing an AKM machine.

Niket23: Day of Open Doors in Primorye, how do I understand?

The case was a couple of years ago when a company sent us to England for 3 months to improve our qualifications.
The first lecture - the approach is free, the instructor asks everyone in turn to go out to the board, write your name and say a few words about yourself.
A girl comes out of our company and writes the name: Vika in Russian.
Then he talks about himself in Russian.
Then all three months, the incomprehensible Thai and Hindus called her Buka, which she was offended by.