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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117853
 28.08.2015
XHH: I used to think that the toughest discipline methods "Wake me up in the morning" were from my mom.
HH: Until I got married.
Then a daughter was born :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117852
 28.08.2015
YYU: I downloaded the Terminator and tried to find it in the download folder for a long time. The file was named 5riklucheniya.Elektron1ka.2015

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117851
 28.08.2015
Vadim: I am the King
Vadim: I stand for all the men on the planet
I said to the girl:
You are so cool, beautiful and understanding... I hope I can find a wife like you"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117850
 28.08.2015
A little wolf in the room deals with a tablet given to his grandmother and grandfather. From the kitchen:
Okay, Google, show me the racing! Okay, Google, show cool cars! Okay, Google, show me my aunt Pop!! to
The tablet was taken, the child was sent out to the street, to explore the world with peers)))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117849
 28.08.2015
XX: We live in Russia. Only we can go to Yaroslavl for mcado and find a printer on wifay.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117848
 28.08.2015
I now understand what it takes to suddenly become twice as rich.
suffering from unexplained amnesia
No need for money
Do not wash the floor in the house for more than a year
And, of course, with the dollar.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117847
 28.08.2015
The article titled "Whatever you start teaching now, in 5 to 10 years it will be outdated." The comments:
I studied Java from 1 course.
I taught Yeshua.
And I boiled.
I am good.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117846
 28.08.2015
Hyperloop on the Hubble.
and QQ:
Is it so conceived that only dystrophics can move along the passage?
by www:
Apparently, this is a natural defense against people whose weight can destroy the supports of the tunnel.
Don’t forget that this is happening in the United States.
Eeee :
will be condemned. Remember the loud case when someone didn’t fit in the plane seat?
The RRR:
Easy ways to get rich:
1st Go to USA.
2nd Broaden the door wide.
Three All to judge.
and TTT:
4 is dying from health problems.
YYYY :
5 is Condemning Doctors

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117845
 28.08.2015
We will praise for centuries the man who invented smart angles. If something is put on a corner or put on a corner, it is solid. But if a part of something alive, such as a knee or a little bitch, is rapidly approaching it, the angle becomes soft.! to
YYY: What if the little bitch approaches the corner where something stands?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117844
 28.08.2015
Often the wider a person's smile, the larger the stone behind his sinuses.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №117843
 28.08.2015
My wife works at the Palace of Culture. Following her words.
“Yesterday we had a large room filmed by a general of the police. The guards rushed. In the hall were placed conspirated mints in the state to guard against extremists. The general comes. The hall is sitting. All mentions in the state stand up. Idiots around »

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117842
 28.08.2015
“Friends Americans, can you tell us, the Russians, how to overcome the unfavorable circumstances?
of Economy. Just the economy.
and thanks. Icons are like icons.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117841
 28.08.2015
The Kenyan himself, with the help of videos on YouTube, learned to throw a spear and has now won the world championship.
He says you won’t find a coach: in Kenya, all are runners, not throwers.

Xxx Figase, that Kenyan could have been me!

Yyy, that’s the power of the Letsplays!

I watch a lot of porn.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117840
 28.08.2015
My friend saw my cat for the first time! I began to scratch it and peel it - this white and blushed piece was crazyly pleased.
A: The cute cat!
I (the cat): Seed, what a stupid fool you are!
Q: Why is the cat called Seed?
Because he is a cat!
Q: How is a cat? He has a breast!! Are there any cats???! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №117839
 28.08.2015
Why do you hate homosexuals so much, have they done you something bad, or are you just a homophobe?
YYU: I’m not a homofob, I’m a developer, and I’m upset that some use a simplex port only for output as an input port. This is wrong and stupid. Use the ass for input is possible only in exceptional situations when it is necessary to make a settlement.
xxx: From all that you said, I just realized that you, the developers, are doing the adjustment through your ass.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117838
 28.08.2015
Interesting fact: Donald Trump filed a $5 billion lawsuit against a journalist for defamation. The curse was that the journalist called him a millionaire, not a billionaire. This magazine is shameful. Nothing human remains in it.This is what I understand, I insulted, so insulted man. Just humiliated me. You have to live your life so that it is an insult to you too.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117837
 28.08.2015
I am always looking for everything.
I am normal and not bad.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117836
 28.08.2015
The Maniac:
How she stated to me at 2 o’clock at night with two bottles of cognac and after three drinks used to touch my pants... And I felt like a wild maniac :)"

So you cheated on a "wonderful colleague" on the eve of the wedding, and then you wonder that "she caught the scandal"? Where did she come to you at two o’clock at night and why did you sit down with her? What does this have to do with victims of violence in general and colleagues in particular? Did she accuse you of something? By definition, could she never have been raped since she wanted to have sex with you? The world is inhabited by the clones of your colleague, and they are drunk to climb someone between their legs?

Or let’s, admit already that your whole story is a composition on a free-erotic theme. Particularly burning: "I was actually looking for details of bdsm" (you believe it), "envy silently!"(all insinuate).

How was there? The problem of modern clashes is, at best, the unjustified extrapolation of experience, and in neglected cases, we observe the extrapolation of non-existent experience.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117835
 28.08.2015
Comments to the news "Internet users discuss video with the “snowman”"

XXX: Go on, the chimpanzee reads the newspaper.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY My aunt is changing clothes. The video is true.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №117834
 28.08.2015
Canakau: I work in a tattoo salon. A little boy came, wanted to cross, and then suddenly asked if I knew Chinese. "I know" – I say it is true. I asked to fill out the "all babies of my area" in Chinese. He gave him "Chicken, Rice, Soup". I do not regret anything.
Diamond: This is all you need to know about the Russian service.

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