placed an announcement on the sale of a brick factory, indicated aska:
Good morning, what is the price of your factory?
Yyy: Good, all together, with the land 11 million rubles.
xxx: my mother is skating on a bare foot, and I only have 700 rubles, and can I pay?

Sergey
You want to enjoy the 96th posture? :)
Miss-ya
Is it how? Walking back to each other?

I work in the communication salon of the MGFN. A woman comes in. Gives the phone an unhappy appearance, with the words:"Have borrowed your connection! Set up the internet!" I’ll take her phone. Not just the phone MTS!!!! There is a SIM card in it!! to

There is nothing worse in life than living in a homeland, but in a foreign state.! to

This story happened to my friend Alexey, whom I know quite well, I believe in authenticity, and you judge for yourself.
As a preamble, I will note that Alexei is a quiet polite man, in glasses, subtle bodybuilding.
Now the history itself.
On November 5 (GRU Special Forces Day, if anyone does not know) Lecha is driving his right-hand old Mazda along the track past the permanent station of one of the brigades. As usual, it is not fast.
On the sidelines - a "shalman" type café, in which, as it turned out later, and celebrated their holiday brave officers and praporters of the aforementioned elite part.
Suddenly from the bushes right under the wheels of Mazda jumps out the body in camouflage.
A whisper of brakes, a deaf stroke on the car, and then - a nauseous sound of falling body on the asphalt. Alexei jumps out of the car - the body is still lying in front of the hood, from the body has jumped the Makarov tablet pistol, walked on the asphalt of meter 4, and now lies in the middle of the road.
Situation: What to do first? You have to call the ments, the ambulance, and even firearms to guard before arrival.
In short, our Lecha stood up over a gun, and on the mobile rotates, the service calls.
Here, on the braking of the brakes from the salman, a crowd of...Not a scene.
Colin was killed! Somebody cried, and all this oava begins.
The right to kill Alexei.
Never before had he run so fast to meet a DPS patrol car that accidentally passed by!
It ended safely. As long as the mentions understood what to do, broken
The “body” got up on his feet, shrugged, sent everyone on three letters, pushed the gun into his pocket and slowly slipped home – you can see, Lecha still had time to slow down.
No body – no protocol.
I remember the phrase of Alexey:
- I stand over a gun, here the landing force fights for the right to kill me, and I
I think: now I’ll take that gun and...I’ll shoot myself!

Annie, hello to you! How is it? Have you not married yet?
What kind of marriage? University has to be completed. I want to do a career.
A world of unknown possibilities.
No name?
They are not called...

I like to heat sausages in the microwave. They eat so. Just like living. It is unfortunate that they become
I want to eat it 😉

On some sites with the login other than the "Remember me" very much want to add more "Remember me "Remember me and don't forget to fuck";

Koutuz Schrödinger. He has one eye and no one eye.

Echuy: In short, the day of the programmer grew into the night of the programmer, then into the morning of the programmer, and, as a consequence, into the work of the programmer.

Anastasia: Are you jealous?
Dmitry : No
Dmitry: I just don’t like that they want to fuck you, but nobody else wants me but you.

X: Listen, you are an official, advise me how to communicate with your brother if they are ignored? I can't call the administration, the visits are not responding, fuck you get, the emails are also silent, letters on paper to throw them what?
Y: means so
Y: You need to get permission first
X: Yes
y: for carrying firearms
X: I understand you

In the Diaries:
Artur Kelt: Hello to everyone! My name is Arthur Kelt. I think I will write my thoughts and observations here. Add to friends!

Meg_Clover: A mature question: what are you orientation? Not for me, but I am interested.

Artur_Kelt: Well how would you say... I am a creative person, not bound to any frameworks :)

Ninker: Pidar is shorter

I lie with my wife on the bed, not that the bed is small, but she is constantly trying to move closer to me (climb on me to sleep there). The dialogue:
I: You’re on my side again, move on!
She: After the wedding we have everything in common and your half included!

xxx: In some TV show about fighting, pursuit and all sorts of robberies there yesterday showed a video. The whole court was terrorized by the cruel and terrible in anger GUSH! First I brought my aunt home. Then the neighbor went to help her, he kicked her behind her neck, she also retreated. In the next picture came the cops, took the goose by the neck, broke the goose wings and placed the goose, blatantly, in the police car on the back seat! Then fell again and was taken to the area.

The mouse is dead, wai-fu, everything is done. A few years ago, three thousand were worth. Changed the mountain of batteries, shaken, knocked on the table, squeezed and raised a wifi chip on three compasses, the swallow doesn’t work, how much do you don’t knock on the drum! Remembering his faithful friend with blasphemy and tears, he went to smoke with sorrow. Upon returning, he went into the inets looking for a new... and what do you think? I ordered... paid... clicked OK... I believed in idiots and life after death.)

Translation of time:
All the cows there are disgusted that they will be fed for an hour sooner or later. Bigmaki then with a taste of despair (
WOW: You believe, bigmakes will be desperate for anyone.

A friend said:
In general, a teacher told students about the narrowest streets in the world:
Q: Imagine, I found a street, it’s only 46 cm, and there’s one street – it’s only 36 cm!
and adds:
P: Girls, imagine 36 cm!! to

XXX: Yesterday he was at home. Over the bed weighs a kayak, all the walls are hanged with guns for underwater hunting. And what stresses me the most, he calls me the constant ‘fish’.

The best advertising of free medicine in Kiev.
You are sick, stay at home. Simple things keep life.”