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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53372
 15.09.2011
by Goblin33
hit the hip in the hip area in the evening - after half an hour the hematoma with the fist and continues to increase, what could it be? This is my first time.

Chiefyr
Gennady Petrovich Malakhov would stumble on your hip and attach a purple of cucumbers

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53371
 15.09.2011
>> On my alarm button “from... сь, I’m up!!It should be as accessible as possible, but must be present.
> and ag. Separately from the alarm clock and attached to the front door :)
On the other hand

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53370
 14.09.2011
Israel has completed work on the creation of artificial intelligence.
Comment: Fuck, why is another intelligent creature created on Earth going to be a Jew again?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53369
 14.09.2011
1.5 proteins in 1.5 days eat 1.5 nuts.
Well guys, I’ve come to give you a brain.
For the beginning: 0.5 protein can not eat nuts. This condition cannot be ignored in any case. Even if we assume that we have the upper half of the protein, the absence of the lower half is still not compatible with life, which means that physiologically it cannot use nuts. that is. We have one protein, a roasted nuts and half a body of protein.
then 1 protein in 1.5 days eats 1.5 nuts next to the protein half-tropic.
9 proteins in 1.5 days eat 13.5 nuts.
9 proteins in 9 days eat 81 nuts.
Half of it continues to disintegrate.
and all.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53368
 14.09.2011
Q: Tell me honestly, are you an idiot?
ууу: Listen, and if you inhale helium during sex, will it be considered to be an unforgettable orgasm?? to
XHH: I remove the previous question.
Contact xxxx removed yourself from your list.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №53367
 14.09.2011
by Arnie. If without girls to rest badly - it is normal... If without girls to rest well - then you have to think about it.

Brother, you are not married.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53366
 14.09.2011
A huge plasma slowly and inevitably flew to the floor... In those moments all the salary flew in front of my eyes:(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53365
 14.09.2011
xxx: squeezed the cat in a bowl of food, she approached so it smelled and somewhere dropped.I stand shorter my dishes, I hear some shock.I cut out the water, such a "chrum,chrum"..I open the closet under the dishwasher(where the food stands), I look at the catE shorter nails makes a hole in the package, picking food in the foot and chews,Sciuko!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53364
 14.09.2011
Smoke (4:42) :
And I’m going to go to the house...will you go with me?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53363
 14.09.2011
Shomital: Mom came into my room so suddenly that she immediately became a grandmother :(

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53362
 14.09.2011
Today I saw a man sitting in a car with a cat dressed in diapers! Make sure the salon does not fall. It is genius!

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53361
 14.09.2011
I sit down and eat a cane, and there is a cane on the table. Bite a piece of cottle, shake a cottle over the ashes... smoking really makes an idiot...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53360
 14.09.2011
After you stopped the horse to run and ran into a burning cage, my tongue just doesn’t turn to call you a rabbit.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №53359
 14.09.2011
“Lisha, you love me for nothing!”! to
and 0o?? to
I’m sitting in the bathroom now and I see some kind of scary dogs!!! I didn’t panic, I didn’t start screaming, but I shook my brains: I’ll run after the tapk – I’ll be scared. I need to somehow twist out... I take an air refresher and get a stream in it!!!! She is falling, eating, bored, and while her sausage, I have already run behind the tapk and on her, ON!!!! to
You are Rambo right 😉

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53358
 14.09.2011
If I don’t have a boyfriend, it means someone is fucking in two holes together!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53357
 14.09.2011
You have 3 girls in a group.
Is it the XX or the XX?
YYY is a stream.
xxx pct
We have three girls on the stream.
xxx 2 of them lesbians
YYY O_O
xxx and one
This is how the MFT flow should be.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53356
 14.09.2011
"It's magical" so a familiar girl described her journey to a labor-dad-metal-alternative concert

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53355
 14.09.2011
And we started advertising perforators in Khabar! And the slogan- "A quality tool for everyday work!"... EVERY DAY! The fuck! I hate it!and (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53354
 14.09.2011
Friends, never, NEVER, meet with girls who tell you they’re married and you don’t need it. Believe me, they know themselves better than you know them. They are really attached and you don’t really need it. I have checked.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53353
 14.09.2011
A large, ambitious company requires a buzz.

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