Members are burning:

I have grown up and I have no choice!!!! to

(It turned out that the window in the mosquito was increased and the button "exit" was not visible on the one-eyes :))

Admins and Moderns!
Take the vata and the bander from the resource, right?
They bite!

Write them any www.hohlosra.ch and let them be quiet there.

If you think you are right, try to honestly explain to your daughter why her peers stopped communicating with her.
My daughter is not to blame, it is only your fault. Try to explain it.
If you think that a prison sentence removes sin from you, you are grossly mistaken.

A good jazz concert is when you leave the hall, realizing that the music was great, but you can’t even partly sing a single melody.

I walk with my wife in the park. Near the pond are two guys sitting in the specialties of a local electrical assembly firm. Then the monologue of one of them (because the other was just a whisper of laughter):
- Yesterday I came to the address, and there... Bordeaux in general. I switch the switch, change the switch. Suddenly, a crowd of mints falls - the rush, the control purchase, all the business. They see me under the ceiling on a hustle in an embrace with a luster, check documents, dress, let go - and what else to do? I went to a couple of other addresses, there are ordinary apartments. I’m going to the third... You won’t believe, but there’s a bordell again. They are asked to hang the bra, as “more relevant to the subject of the institution.” and hanging. Suddenly comes the man I saw in the previous bordell. He spotted me, I told him “the girls in that room.”
I hang the last one and here again the menta. They see me, they already start to rust and let go without checking. I go out with clothes to one, I ask:
Are you the principal?
Well I am.
What is your next object?
He cries, and then says:
Gogol is 36.
Then I am not saying goodbye.

It is fun to watch the sign "speed limit 100 km / h" on the MKAD, when you watch it continuously for three hours.

"Man of the second class" with "Debt" - only one question: and you never represented your daughter in the place of Lena? If not, imagine and be silent about the fact that you have been borrowed... That you have a wife and a daughter is an amazing mercy of fate.

Could it be possible to get back on the debt of an adequate fashion? Does he read at all, what does he miss or chooses all by the blind method?

and a joke:
Two staff members, the old and the young, discuss the resume. Both are tired and the paper is full. Suddenly the old man takes half of it and throws it into the garbage.
M – Why?! to
Q: Why are our companies losers?? to

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Man of the second kind. All these people are better than you by not raping women, hate. It is a pity that you were not dropped into the area. You might know what it is on your skin. You have a daughter. Are you not afraid that such "not worse than others" like you may encounter her on their way?

Any crime except rape can be justified. Even murder can be committed for self-defense or by accident. They are raped by their own evil will.

Discussion on Wikipedia:
178.49.150.111: we accidentally unlock us please, the cat passed through the keyboard, forgive us with the barsic.
Administrator: And in 2011 the article "Henrietta Dura" was also created by Barsik? And in the article "Christian Ethics" did he try to mother too? Or do you think the admins are stupid and don’t see your and Barsique’s artworks? Relax and read the rules. Then we ask for mercy.

The Curious.
And do flies have a brain shake when they hit the glass for a long time?

From a biological point of view, mosquitoes do not have a brain. But we can talk about shaking the flies.

From Habr.
XXX: The program is made at the Python library blivet. Python is running!! to
YYY: Not Python, but Python, read Wikipedia.
ZZZ: Not Python, but Python, don’t read Wikipedia.

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Translated by Corrie
How did the hunt go? Have you killed them all? :)

WOW :
We sit in the siege for the third hour, past the ducks fly, periodically shoot, if low. And once again, the duck Vitiya swings his gun, targets, shoots, I look with a binoculars, and once again I say - no one has fallen, - oh, except for my self-esteem - Vitiya says. This is how it happened.)

C of Habra:
The XXX has an impressive spectrum: 1.2 GHz processor, 512 MB RAM, 4 GB of user memory, but it is not very clear why it is needed in the watch.

After that, running Doom on the printer doesn’t seem like such a strange act.

But few people have understood the washing machine and know that the missing socks can be found in the drum mantle!

X: And I collect stickers from bananas, but boast of nothing yet – about a hundred stickers in a couple of years.
y: Yes, fucking, after the phrase "I collect labels from bananas" it is clear that you have nothing to boast about.

to this
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"...It is sad that now a large family is a cause for laughter. Have you ever thought that people can get joy in their family circle? andquot;

Have you ever thought that two jobs and construction are more than 12 hours not home, not in a family circle? And in the family circle - 30 minutes for dinner and on the side.

Xxx: Fuck how they’ve been haunted lately.
YYY: good nutty zeball

Chuck you!
It seems that my poor android has lost his virginity and caught some viruses. All day runs all the applications, why climbs into Wi-Fi and navigation, and also writes SMSs such as "evdaoidajoi ažžidv roay ril r";

Evangel Eas†
My old nokia was clinging to the same virus after I drank my beer

Evangel Eas†
One in one, yes

From Snezhkin:

of Crimea. The beach. I sit down and enjoy:
The corn is hot. The hot corn. Young and hot as a girl.
- Shashlik of midi, shrimp, rapans, cakes, flavored, beer! Go away shit! Sorry people, I’m a cowboy.
The Banana! by Katamaran! Who wants to ride? Who wants to fly a parachute over the sea? No age restrictions! Then he sees me and hurriedly adds to the megaphone: - Weight limit - one hundred and fifty kilograms!!! to