Also the turnet broke, rugged so - when it hangs, everyone goes to turn off the lights in the hallway and faithfully believe that it helps :)
And I at this time the router is quietly overloaded, and the people are so happy, shamans consider themselves.
And what the switch helps is some local ancient legend about the Almighty Switch.

by Pron. Before that I didn’t think that adult videos could be used in some other way :)

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You have never done repairs. I, z.B., five times overwhelmed the episode of creating the unforgettable Brothers to consider how the plinth was made.

to accommodate the surplus of graduates in closed R&D and unemployed in high-tech manufacturing

To equip the people in the NIH and high-tech production, it is necessary to create it all first.

Sissyboy >> Pegasus to smoke?
Pegasus >> I don’t have a pack of cigarettes in my pocket
sissyboy >> With such a nick and cigarettes no?
Tagged with >>
Pegasus >> I am a sports horse and do not smoke
sissyboy >> Pegasus is a cigarette like it once was
Pegasus >> This is a flying horse at all
Pegasus >> Originally
sissyboy >> The universe did not exist at first
Collapse >> A flying horse was. He created it.)
Collapse >> He hit the original chaos with a spark and knocked out the spark of reality.)

outsider: there was no inertia, opened a file with old anecdotes-jokes.I read for 2014 until the year

What heights could we attain in science, education and culture if
No high oil prices.

Fucks where? Where is Blake?! to

It seems to have begun to write by aliens. And not very intelligent and full of Hate, like the Distant. The ability to empathize is absent, articles are written from the position "I have so, therefore it is only so, and not otherwise".

When I buy shoes, I always think:
"Will I be buried in these stamps?"

by Sergey Dovlatov. Solo on Underwood

A few days ago, I got a post in my friendship that started with the words, “But here is who will explain to me.” Comments on this post have been turned off.

Microcredit is a money laundering project. You guys don’t need them at all! The sixth bandit comes and says: This week I will collect a tribute from the market of 300 thousand. Take a record.
I borrowed 3,000 dollars and will repay 300 in a week. Wally! Money is clean!
Then you can pursue them on the banks, etc., but these are already small things.

But if the evil person carries money, why refuse. Please do it.

Rebranding "Good night, kids!" took place: the soundtrack from Schnurov, the host - Valuev.

The old leaders received new names - Sryuša, Bukhashka, Kharkuša...

How do I know if I am stupid? Or maybe a straw?
To myself I seem very good, young and beautiful.

Do you think with the advent of the Internet the OSC warning system disappeared? Not a figured!
I live in a military town, most of them know each other in the face. There is a handy pocket next to my neighbor’s garage, I’ll put my car there while I close my garage, so as not to interfere with the road. So this morning I sit in the car in this pocket, adjusting the condos. She went out and a woman passed by. I would never pay attention to her, if in the evening, coming from work, I would suddenly not find out that my husband left me, and I took my husband to Katka Zhukova (in fact, it is a convenient pocket near their garage), and now I put my car in their garage, and Katka went to my mother to live, so she is not visible (in fact Katka and her husband are off at sea for the third week and still not aware that I destroyed their family), and my husband was recently seen with some girl in the Globe (it was me, just in a given dress).
This is how a completely strange person can change your life 180 degrees in one working day.

from serebryakovaa

It’s hard to explain something on the phone. Especially a remote object.

Imagine: an electrician is calling a remote object, and there is only a carpenter.

Those who blink. Do not blink? So so so so... Must be blinking. A-a-a, I remembered, they stand with their back to us, Grisha, with their back... And they don’t blink. More precisely in the wall they flash, they are turned to the wall with their indicators. Yes Grisha yes! In the wall with roses, and to us with the back... with the ass they stand to us... with the ass they look at us!

How to distinguish a philologist from a crowd.
Pull him with your hand.
If he goes away in response, then he is not a philologist.
The philosophers answered.

And a good idea is to introduce the term "homophiles" and refer to them as the usual adequate ghettos, who do not look at strangers in bed, do not fight with girls-slashers, and generally treat homosexuals calmly, just they are never going to get a lover of their sex.

Little RAM is when you start saving on the open tabs of the browser.

Zzz, how do you say two on one in English?
YYY: Double Penetration

Fig with him, can just a cucumbers
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And then you together with the power of the earth will be used for medical purposes.

My husband and I were in the car today. We are always lucky – usually the process occurs at night, in the wind and in the rain.
They have already stumbled out and borrowed and then the husband gives out: "Someone has a dance, someone has a game... Well, we must have a common hobby! I think it’s a great option!"

I am standing on the light, waiting for the green. Without waiting, he went on the red. Apparently there was a chain reaction. Half the way, her husband said:
You look at me, you look at me when you go on the red.