Question of the client:

Tell me, jealousy, here you put Kaspersky to me so he is updating it to me, or is it just rolling in the corner?

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Q: Do you work in the car shop?? to
Kisssa: Yes, I am a car sales manager.
-T9ma: Super, so you are my colleague))) And which cars do you trade?
Kisssa: Well, we have three pieces of red, a couple of blue, and you can still find a yellow. There is something to choose from.
T9ma: My feet are in my mouth, so you are an expert on cars! Do you carry out a sales plan?
- Kisssa: No ((((
The 9th: Shut up!? to
Kisssa: What are you?
-T9ma: *T9ma fell under the table.

twelve (14:06:00 6/08/2008)
I have a fly on the screen.

thx (14:07:31 6/08/2008)
She was in the middle of the village, I opened the point and painted her house.

111: This little 6 year old shit! :( asked to play the game "where the machines are fighting" (from the fan - fleet 2). Let me play, I say, just don’t buy anything. I have no money, but a new car. I was in a new class :(
222 Did you get rid of him? and :)
111: No, I write by phone.
222 Where are you?
11 in the court. Bringing the gasoline!

Korshun
Write something good.

100 is
The salary : )

The cat was wet in the day at night: I wake up from the thunder and scratch, he is nowhere. I think, well, I fell, fucked at last (loves to walk 10 cm outside on the curtain). I look out the window - and he, scuco, sits on the window, from the outside, and near the neighbors... 9th floor! And they have a window perpendicular to ours, the letter g of the wall... well a meter somewhere to fly there exactly... I think, ah you fell, well, and sit there. Go to bed. The grandmother again! He came home, Batman.

I have two phones at work. One never called. He knows why and what number he has.
Here is the call:
Allo
Is this a paper serpent?
O_O

Is the internet not on?
Have you tried to reboot the statistics?
What statistics? I smell hot from the internet.

c) Summers

Vstrechaem, eto ya!!! Who is nravyatsya blondinki s shikarnoi ulibkoi?? to
Teacher: Here is it! Exactly the same today on the street with unilateral movement was driving, in the opposite direction, with one hand drank a phantom, and in the other held a cell phone of funny pink shades.
Sorry not ponila vas
Lector: I had no doubt. You are beautiful, I say. and smart.
-Daniela-: spasibo ))

XXX - Which plant do you associate yourself with?
YYY is me? I have a cactus =)
xxx is it?
YYY – Well...
YYY – I’m all green too.
I rarely drink...
I grow up next to the computer ;)

When to fucking wake up.
He: fuck requests... I can’t do that, we know so little, and we’re friends at all.
He :D
She: Okay, then sit and shake, and we’ve known each other for a long time.
He: ahah=)) you will not understand right, then quite recently, lose for a long time, that up to Ipatzo Monna
She: I want you, I want you.
He: Nina is provoking me
She: What
I want you, I want you. A cruel provocation) and then you say I was joking.
He: And you will say I am not joking.
He is =))
Be calm, we are friends.
You are here, you are here, you are here, you are here, you are here, you are here.
I want to build a serious relationship with you.
He: You know, I too. I hope you’re not joking now.
She: NO!I'm cool with you.I feel like a little bit more and I'll really love you
He is great! I am glad to hear that you are well with me...I am well with you too. very
She: So let’s fuck.
The fucking...

To live like that...

O_o went to the store to buy peelmen, I look in the refrigerator: peelmen "Admin", below is written "Row"=)

xxxh: baliaeine, eyes slapped, the whole night for the compound stumbled %-/
WOW: Did you say the covenants of Professor Fortran, whom nightmares dreamed all night while he was playing all night? It is :)))
This is what you’ve seen!!!! to

In movies and series, no one eats anything.
That is, they start, but suddenly begin to trample about some nonsense and a cake in opal. They cut the biscuits, and there is an attack of clones. They are in the forest and sushi in the woods.
They seem to tell us, “Food is not good.” There are things and more important. There are what things! The Aliens! The crystal skull. The Burundi!
Remove the cake and save the world.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW: And what then?
Q: So how do you normally talk?
O O O O O O

MaNiaC SPeC (13:22) :
Dressed )

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Welcome to New Year!

MaNiaC SPeC (13:23) :
Are we familiar?^ ^ ^ ^

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NOA

MaNiaC SPeC (13:24) :
The purpose of dating???

xxx (13:24) :
We can meet if we wish!

MaNiaC SPeC (13:25) :
Mono just ask where you got my contact from.

xxx (13:26) :
I found it, and you are against it?

MaNiaC SPeC (13:26) :
I don’t mind, I’ll warn the current right away, the girl is, I love it and all that.)

xxx (13:27) :
Why are you sitting on the net?

P.S For the first time I was so confused and didn’t know what to answer.

L A Gear

When they painted the aircraft of the company United Bashkir Air Lines, they wanted to write an abbreviation on the fuselage, but took it in time.

Yeltsin: You are the one
Yelkina: I go in the subway in the morning, the hour is peak.
The head is chested, the scratch... from there, from the scratch, the ass flies out and begins to fly over the wagon.
In short, those who stood next to me looked at me like a witch from the Middle Ages.
Bonus: 0 0 0
Bonzo is real?
Yelena: Yes...
Yolkina: I think she sat on my neck on the street and walked in the subway with me.
BONZO is good))
yolkina: and I was so strenuous... she was flying there on the wagon... and I thought she would suddenly come back to her home, which I have in my hair.

Yesterday, by the way, did not eat for 15 hours in a row, and then from the smell of food started for some reason an erection, not saliva.

Veniamin: Very good rules. For white socks with black shoes I would give 5 years with confiscation of property.

IrvingWashington: Do you lack white socks or black shoes?

IrvingWashington: I have a good taste.

S_Semenenko: Veniamin: What do black socks taste like?