Russian scientists have come to a very disappointing conclusion.
According to large-scale studies, in the near future, humanity will begin to suffer from diseases that will not be treated with antibiotics and other medicines.
Scientists suggest that for this reason, life expectancy will be reduced from 85 to 20 years.
The retirement age will remain 60 and 65.
In Peter on Thursday evening someone shot under the windows of the AK-630.
AK-630 is a 30-mm six-stick automatic ship artillery unit.
"A from our window the water is visible"))
You recently had a birthday. How did you tell me what I gave?
At work, they were allowed to leave an hour earlier, and at home, the eldest washed the floor, the younger washed the dishes, and the wife, the hostess, promised to cut over a month of lightning in jeans, which broke up a year ago.
Where have you been all night?
Mom, I am a prostitute!
So pump on the phone and call me and tell me I smell good.
Afanasyev: The metal fork on the anti-flag coating is prohibited.
Angry_man: Forbidden only for the first time until the cage is new. In other words, we live in a free country. I want to eat a whiplash.
I was on a taxi yesterday.
Summer is like a woman.
I: Why is this?
T: Dick dynamites all the time: then busy with something...
I: That cyclone has...
XX: When I cross the lightforest, I will mentally compete with other passers who will advance to the opposite side.
Will you win?
XX: Always
XX: but today saw a second similar dude
XXX: You would see his face when we race across the road!
People with high intelligence are atheists only in youth, and with age, when wisdom is imposed on intelligence.
YYY: Psychiatrists call it differently: old age marasma.
DR.C: Explain why all these ratings of the richest officials are made on the basis of their own declarations? After all, the declaration indicates only what it is not at all possible to hide / rewrite to the wife or husband. So it turns out that it is just the ratings of the most lazy fools who were unable or did not want to normally spit off the spit bubble.
I read this whole story about friends and other frics and it really becomes scary that people with such an idea of life walk next to me.
I'm glad I haven't met such people yet.
My love lives on the 25th floor. The elevator does not work. You come and you don’t want anything anymore.
Comments to the article that scientists recorded animation in the DNA of a living organism in digital form:
XXX: It is terrible to live. He kissed a girl and became infected with a encryptor.
YYY: And then you’ll see the inscription sending out bitcoins within 48 hours, otherwise the kidneys will turn off.
Growth: In the Central Market walked, walked, watched all kinds of engines and railroads. They said: "boy, what to suggest", "young man, what to help". As soon as he took the electric motor into his hands, it immediately became: "Bring the resistors, here a man buys the engine!" "man, can you a bag?"
The electric motor makes you a man.
I watched a movie, "Time to Kill", there was one hero, a lawyer, I remembered his conversation with an assistant. (Not literally, but very close to the essence)
The Assistant says:
I look at you and your happy family, how are you doing it? I’ve been married three times and women always leave me.
What the lawyer answers:
My secret is simple: you want happiness for yourself and I want it for them.
XXX: You can get blinking out of sliced milk!
YYY: Half a year of life with a daily batch of clothes and you will not enter any door.
Zzzz: The truth in your words!
The husband so started a healthy lifestyle, cheese among other things purchased...
Every weekend I checked the expiration date of the cheese he had not eaten for a week and made cheese biscuits or cake. A month later, the first results appeared. In my waist.and (
4GJ: You start to doubt this world when you notice that your fictional friends are helping you more than your real relatives.
Wife and husband play:
You will have a romantic evening and sex with a beautiful lady.
The husband:
Are you going on a business trip?
One of my friends, a chess player, was so justified after an insulting loss as a result of being in the best position: If I never make a mistake, rumors about my divine origin would go on, which is undesirable.
One day I replicated literally this argument in a conversation with AG, bursting into some formula. He replied, “I think you are insured.
Yes to! If you decide to throw out the sewing of the magazines "Science and Life" for the years 1968-1981, we do not advise you to first unravel the famous crosswords with fragments, otherwise you will never throw out these magazines!
There have recently been cases. I was going to go to the neighboring town (about 90 km) by electric car, I will go into the car visually running the options of landing, the benefit of the people is not much - I take a place, I lay things down and wait for departure. To my right sit two ladies aged 15-16 and throw their feet in shoes on the opposite seat. Seeing this situation, I make a comment, I would have reasoned at least. In response to zero emotions, I raise my voice a little - the same reaction, i.e. no one. A neighbor sitting next to me (interested in my monologue) does the following ---->>: gets the phone, and with the words, "Let's then take a photo for the memory of the social network. The front camera is turned in their direction. It had to be seen, hearing loss immediately passed and the girls at the speed of the comet
They left the car (it took them 5 seconds). By the way, she just turned the phone to their side without even removing the lock. I am sure of all 100 - a former woman!