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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53332
 14.09.2011
Today for the first time "live" saw the iPad, touching the truth did not start. The owner tells me what he can do.
I think the bourgeoisie are angry with the fat, the fucking miracle of enemy technology, I remember where this phrase comes from and I say loudly - and if you open it it will prove that it is a diamond turtle.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53331
 14.09.2011
iwmthia: interview for the position of assistant sys.admin. Their first question was – "Why do you do this? You are so young..."

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53330
 14.09.2011
In Ukraine, we can now be jailed for 15 days for the phrase “Thank you Donbass residents for Karabass Barabas” – as if they were cool – and the insult to the President and everything here.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53329
 14.09.2011
How long will you be studying?
Wait until spring.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh. What then?
Vengeance Plateau
A in Russian?
Vengeance Vengeance - to make movements of the tool "metal" in order to clean the surface
Plateau for the training of soldiers

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53328
 14.09.2011
Without a united Russia, Russia will be united.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53327
 14.09.2011
From questions to Mithgol's.

I adhere to the right views and experience sexual attraction to men. I don’t tell anyone and I’ll struggle. What to do?

Turn off the Caps Lock mode.
2) Continuing silence and shame.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53326
 14.09.2011
From the news:
The 30-year-old lady, going to bed, did not dare to lock the entrance door. Using free access, an attacker entered the apartment located on the fourth floor of a residential building.
Trying not to disturb the sleep of the careless hostess, the thief stole from her home a cell phone and a system unit from a computer.
The first comment:
Casanova: The lady dreamed that they would take her, not the phone.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53325
 14.09.2011
Forum "Photos" attractions near Minsk
aaa> Interested, actually, to be near Minsk (the closer, the better). All ruins and so on are welcomed. I will go with my wife to take a photo. thank you.
bbb> I crashed at the landscape, only 15km - coordinates to give?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53324
 14.09.2011
Nihilum: Interesting, if I write to a girl "you’re my personal sort of peeling", will she be offended?)

[ + 78 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53323
 14.09.2011
Sitting with a beer in front of a zombie painter is normal for an adult. Eating salads in two throats at the festive table, intersecting the filling of drinks with the narratives of the chosen jokes of Petrosyan - this is decent and honorable for an adult. Sitting in a light nourishment on the shore of the arm, observing the movements of the float with a dim eye is a civilized rest.

But to be in maximum concentration, solving the most difficult tasks of computer games - this childhood in the ass plays...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №53322
 14.09.2011
My wife was often getting sms from MTS... I would not pay attention but my new mistress I recorded as Beeline

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53321
 14.09.2011
Dent: AutoVAZ stated that the new Kalina will be put in absolutely stunning, very tractive engines. The Troll. I already see it 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Cheshire Omega: Yes, even the old motors were extremely heavy ^=^

Dent: Chesh, did you joke that guy? I have not seen the shoot on your British side of the shield car.)

Cheshire Omega: Completely serious! One known man has such a traction engine on Lada that in 2 years he pulled 60 thousand from his budget!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53320
 14.09.2011
ProXBOCT: I am not well now =(
The Angel: What about you?
proXBOCT: it is slashing =(
The Angels: The Normal Reaction to Return to Togliatti

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53319
 14.09.2011
"During any rain, there inevitably comes a moment when you are already sick."

Someday, during the next route to the mountains, I decided that I was also squeezed, so I decided to cross the mountain river in a brood, without removing the membranes, motivating it by the fact that the legs are already wet in the null... You won’t believe how I was wrong.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53318
 14.09.2011
I will bite you to half death!
RR: How evil you are!
X: It would be a wicked bite to death.
What a half evil you are.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53317
 13.09.2011
I was on vacation, how much to read.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53316
 13.09.2011
xxxh: no-no-no, Alexey Anatolich, I will not work with this encoder: yesterday I went to check how the debugging is going, and he sits and corrects spelling in the comments...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53315
 13.09.2011
Anya, you’re nice, but you can even die!! to
YYY: Those like me must be protected: the day will come when the Zombies will rise, and then...

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53314
 13.09.2011
We watched Winnie the Pooh in Spanish. It sounds so stupid, and it sounds so high.

[ + 100 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53313
 13.09.2011
I can’t understand why the norms of morality, ethics, decency, etc. are now called, blatantly, complexes!! to

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