We have two cats at home with normal cats. Animals are very different in temperatures. Therefore, with the light hand of the spouse, the cats are now called the pigeon and the swallow.

Funny, grandmother came to sit with the baby while we work here
– Oh, let’s go, when I’m here, will I burn your chews?
Well... Okay.
I have to get the sausage!
and OK
No hassle, I have to go and buy!
and OK
I’ll cook while you sit with the baby.

For me, when I rest, it is more pleasant to see a woman’s ass in front of my eyes than a man’s. Again, in the first online games (hello quakers oldfagams) female models were visually smaller and gave a small, but advantage.
and ==
Less was a single-eyed ball with a rail.

Wife: Here, by the way, is an interesting fact about the seedlings: her intestines are so arranged that she is constantly silent all the time, all her life. Through this sound, the predators find the seals.
Do you want to have a seed in your aquarium?
I mean, be careful, predators can find you.

The idea for the film: the hero breaks his eyes on one especially curved cap, which begins a lonely war against its creators. Working title: "I am not a robot"

Listen, you don’t have a multi-force, you have to make a record.
NN: Keep it
Do you know that they are called multiforas only in Siberia?
NN: Hah, there was a radio broadcast that in the rest of the country they are called some other stupid word.
Tagged: file
nn: exactly the file, as it can be called a file
Really, it is a multiplayer.

From the Fire:

But the most important thing is not to fuck. To be fucking good is a very strong temptation. But who will take care of the family, if you sit all this fucking, with a happy sling in the corner of your mouth and smile to the memories of how a young trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old. Do not fuck. No need to fuck.

Discussion of the photo where DiCaprio sits on vacation with a bunch of beautiful girls:

XXX: I wonder how he collected them. An advertisement in the newspaper? Leonardo V. DiCaprio invites for a joint holiday young (not older than 25 years old), outspoken women. About yourself: 40 years old, not married, by profession actor, with h/s, without in/p, "

yyy: xxx, b/o

I noticed in my body a feature: when I go to the toilet and start doing my business, then as the bladder is empty, my vision begins to smoothly improve. Sometimes the colors become brighter, I begin to see more clearly. It’s like someone is gradually turning the sharpness pen in the brain.
recently changed the energy-saving lamp in the toilet to the usual incandescent, after which such an effect ceased.
And today I finally got to...

Interesting fact: Many people see flying in the air colorless "flies", especially when looking at a bright illuminated surface, such as a clear sky. This effect has a scientific name - the destruction of the glass body. Ideally, the glass body of our eye is a transparent cold matter, but due to diseases, injuries, increased load on the eyes or just age changes, individual fibers in it thicken and lose transparency, which is perceived by us as flies.
p.s.by the way, if the flies appear very sharply, accompanied by flashes of light, this can indicate a rapid detachment of the retina, I recommend going to the doctor, as this will eventually lead to blindness.

"Light and light"

I immediately remembered my childhood, we had such a book, but I was not allowed to read it, early yet. And also the magazine was "Science Life", also for adults ))))

Today I felt like an oracle who cannot read the simplest signs of fate. I went to the clinic in the morning, in the middle of the road realized that I forgot my passport. I returned for passport. He went again. When I arrived at the register, I found out that I had forgotten the police at home. and matched. Back to the police. I went for the third time, stood in line to the registry and <bubble crack> learned that my doctor is not taking today.

The insulation of the floor on the balcony for me was not just an excess, but a matter of comfort and warmth. I tried many times to insulate the floor, but always after some time I had to insulate it again. Once I just got tired, and I bought an apartment in Krasnodar, warm and no worries with insulation, even in winter. I was very happy that I did exactly that.

The Russian ruble is such a precise and subtle instrument that it is worth someone to sneeze in the West, the ruble immediately begins its fall.

DaniilSeryi> Where to develop a T-SQL developer in Russia in the long term?

T-SQL developer in Russia in the long term develops into a retired.

Wizandr> and will Java and C# programmers be in demand until death?

No, it will develop in Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s patients respectively.

Have the courage to eat breakfast.

There were too many cars in the parking lot next to our office that morning. I stood waiting for the outgoing car to get up to the free place, when on the other side, right in front of my nose, a well-dressed young man, who saw the kinds of opels, flew on a calamity, sharply showing me the middle finger and throwing away, "And you are from here, horse!" You would see his face when five minutes later he entered my office for an interview for a position in our company.

I played fishing on compass. Reality to the maximum. After two hours, I sat in front of the screen. Not to blaspheme.

Their habits...

Italian woman kidnapped a young lover for refusing to have sex with her

How is your wife’s pregnancy?
Everything is hermetic, nothing flows.