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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №70393
 22.09.2012
She complimented her husband after sex. He squeezes his fingers:
I am beautiful as a shit! Frightened as Archer. Strong as a zigzag!
Fast as a deer!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70392
 22.09.2012
I had a walking cat Timur, neighboring children dragged him to get to know the cat. Then from their mother came the testimony: Our Musa is pregnant with your Timur. I say, like that, she is sitting at home with you. The details came out. I did not recognize the fatherhood then, if few children led to Moses, and the prostitute was some: the cat only on the threshold, and she is already in agreement.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70391
 22.09.2012
X: This is my happy Gondon!
Q: How much do you wear it with you?
X: 4 years
Y: Are you sure he is happy?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70390
 22.09.2012
Talk about the visit to Uzi:
Q: Do you know why it’s worn?
(10:34:30) WOW: is the police old?
(10:34:42) xxx: does not eat
(10:34:56) xxx: because I have sex life
(10:35:07) Was the warranty broken?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70389
 22.09.2012
Article: Krasnoyarsk diocese asks to repair the buildings returned to it
Vaneok on the tank: I will not understand one thing: at this time we have the question of faith is relevant?! Where is such a sting of officials and statements of famous people in the return of kindergartens to the working state from all kinds of saunas and fucking knows what??? Should I take my child to the temple every day?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70388
 21.09.2012
The ass is an event. Full ass is a set of activities.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70387
 21.09.2012
Today is 1150 years since the birth of Russian statehood.

xxx: 1150 years have passed, and statehood in Russia continues to arise

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70386
 21.09.2012
Coca-Cola now without preservatives!What are the conservances? It has a half-life of 200 years!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70385
 21.09.2012
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Yyy: Peter is no longer a cultural capital!
Zzzz: No figured! We’re going to fuck anyone’s culture!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70384
 21.09.2012
After a second liter of beer, the surrounding sober people begin to behave inadequately.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70383
 21.09.2012
The cat has been asking for the cat for a week. His father brought her a beautiful bridegroom from his neighbors. He's around her and so and so, and she doesn't let him just whisper and whisper, in general, a real girl. The cat was sent home. The father takes him on his hands with the words: "Send Fenia, your bride doesn't want you, she has a headache today!"
The curtain.

[ + 28 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70382
 21.09.2012
Which browser do you have?
Tagged: hello
Tagged: all
Featured: 5 browsers
I am a web programmer, forgot?
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
That awkward moment...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70381
 21.09.2012
and feeds:
Dredd without Stallone is like remembering everything without Schwarzenegger.

by Vasya:
You won’t believe...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №70380
 21.09.2012
Today I watched the picture: A man is slowly riding a motorbike, hearing a headphone in his ear, and loudly quarrels with someone:
Go on, there is no turn! No, I am telling you! Not to the right, not to the left, not up, not at all. Yes, I fucked your mom in the head, and I'll fuck you if you're fucking on the topic.

I think, poor girl, there is no nerve enough to communicate with such. He passes a little further, descends from the motorbike, pulls his earphone out of his ear with the words:
It’s easier to find without a navigator.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70379
 21.09.2012
At three o’clock in the evening I write in C++.
I write in Google: "How to make a class friendly".
I go through the first reference.
I read, read and in two minutes I notice that this is a teacher’s website.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70378
 21.09.2012
The Ginny! What a joke??? I am 24 years old!
I thought I was 25 years old.
I am 25
I am 25.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70377
 21.09.2012
me(22:52:00 20/09/2012)
What can Muslims really do about the United States?
viva (22:53:51 20/09/2012)
Come on a social program

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70376
 21.09.2012
The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window of the track, and in a couple of kilometers bike club "Night Wolves". To the lightforest comes a car of 8-9 cyclists on harleys. They are standing, motorcycles roar, rushing from the place - a whistle on the whole street.
After 5 seconds in the opposite direction, a broken nine goes without an extinguisher. So she overwhelmed them all without tension.
The Russian car industry.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70375
 21.09.2012
My sister told me she works as a teacher in a kindergarten with basements. Daddy and Mommy came for their child, their babysitter complains that their child is in the toilet when he sits painting. Her father tells her, “Well, take the pencil from him if he doesn’t paint.” The granddaughter replied, “Yes, but he doesn’t paint with a pencil. The parents immediately turned red and quickly retreated from there.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70374
 21.09.2012
Mom: Misha go here, we need to consult with you... we’ve thrown your bed.)))

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