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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №117753
 26.08.2015
I would never marry a tile who speaks the word “pizzeria.”
2: By the way, the “tolls” who don’t speak “pizzet” don’t approve of the nihua at all when they are called “tolls”.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117752
 26.08.2015
Renar Fox: Why didn’t evolution protect such a valuable organ with a barbed armor? In terms of natural selection, it is preferable to lose a hand than testicles, but at the same time they are not protected at all. A stupid evolution.
Zloradsky: Evolution has given us not only hands, but (sometimes) brains. If you are so in need of a spike between your legs to feel safe, then evolution in principle does not mind if you attach to the scrotum of the eggs at your discretion.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117751
 26.08.2015
D: when masturbation after orgasm went bitter I can get pregnant from it?

I just left it here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117750
 26.08.2015
What phone do you have?
Nexus 5, the last off-model in Google
Don’t you mind how much he’s talking about you?
I work where it’s infused :3

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117749
 26.08.2015
This is 1176 percent per year. And in just 2-3 years the apartment of a pensioner will become the property of the bank even for a loan of 10 trillion.

Funny in the calculator? This will be 252% per year.

Stop roaring over the child, who is just 0.7 by 360 multiplies (why not 365 - this is also a question), he still in school to learn, and then live somehow with this"... Better explain to him that the percentage of the loan count each established period (day / month / year) from the current amount of debt, which in this example increases EVERY day by 0.7%.
A man will disappear... He will enter a mortgage, or what an ugliness... Per he would like to study, but the adult uncles are just roaring over him.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117748
 26.08.2015
“They called from the center and asked if I could teach 4 courses in July and August.
In August?
August of next year. So how? I generally know where I will be in August 2016, what they want from me at all!? to
and NDA. What, did you answer them so?
I said I could :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117747
 26.08.2015
Today is Evgeny’s day.
It is customary to clean the bed well, to participate in self-activity.
Leaving the executed house.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117746
 26.08.2015
Level of confidentiality information: "What you did not ask!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117745
 26.08.2015
I compliment:

A gap in life: in 95-98 screws in the worms of the computer gamers called: coward, ballbuster, wicked. The question is, what was their name in the American version?

Nothing special, they were called West, North and East.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117744
 26.08.2015
xxx: I fear that if we are forced to choose between male and female gender, some transgender people will be offended. In FB, it seems that you can choose between a male, a female, or write your name.

YYY: Do transgender people not yet demand their falling ends?

Zzzz: The Zzzz! Do not let God hear!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117743
 26.08.2015
This is:
A gap in life: in 95-98 screws in the worms of the computer gamers called: coward, ballbuster, wicked. The question is, what was their name in the American version?

Good luck guys??? Seriously?? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117742
 25.08.2015
I’m the same person who "slaps" when I’m tired. No, I am not from the sales sphere, but I have to periodically work physically and carry weights. If you smile - it becomes easier, hz, what is associated with, but this is already an automatic reaction (when my mom called on the can with turf to pull, a smile automatically arose when lifting up).

No one is "forcing". Recognize to yourself that you are unhappy with the idea that no matter how the seller or waitress is asked, he is not nervous in response and does not feed the "sunny vampires" with a negative response - this is what you spit on a supposedly false smile. The smile is real. And you would just get more pleasure from someone's anger or tears, because you can feel a little like the ruler of the world.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117741
 25.08.2015
The black humor. The extreme north, mining the mine, is ahead of a professional holiday. Correspondence to VK.
Who will come on Miner's Day? (from the artists in the sense)
The refugees...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117740
 25.08.2015
Oh oh! Young and green! I dreamed that I wanted to sleep in a warm bed in the middle of the battlefield. There is noise, noise, screams and I start to get angry. I catch the pillow and, like Sauron in the movie, scatter the fighters. And then everyone unites against me and the pillow in my hands becomes just a pillow. There is an armed army on me, and I am a fool with a pillow.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117739
 25.08.2015
Tagged with, psychology, psychology sofa
and ==
Playing MMORPG people associate themselves with their characters. Thus e. I’m a guy, I play for a guy, because it’s "like me". And, as scientists say about such cases (again someone has investigated ;-)), you, playing for characters of opposite orientation, are latent representatives of those minorities.
and ==
I don’t know what your “scientists” say about you, but you obviously have problems when you associate yourself with the character you’re drawing. For me, when I rest, it is more pleasant to see a woman’s ass in front of my eyes than a man’s. Again, in the first online games (hello quakers oldfagams) female models were visually smaller and gave a small, but advantage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117738
 25.08.2015
The childhood perception of songs.
In the Bremen musicians the detective sang:
"provor, e-e, makaki!
The left side of the beast."
The first line seemed foolish, and the second was something on the left of the ox. Why not right, I did not understand.
And Umka's mother sang "a loaf of snow disturbing, the night is going big" and I was sure I heard something wrong. You can’t sing that nonsense. I heard right.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117737
 25.08.2015
Funny this Roskomnadzor, the article about the charms aroused them, and articles about hashish, hemp, marijuana, ganja, cannabis and so on, etc., etc. did not touch them at all. They seem to be sitting on the same charcoal, and are worried about it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117736
 25.08.2015
The ruble grew.
The man_s_backs on the wave of panic bought currencies again?

Thank you friend! ^ ^ ^

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117735
 25.08.2015
The building is "Lobachevsky". It was unexpected, right? I hope the geometry is right there. : / /

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117734
 25.08.2015
From the discussion of the conflict on the road:

X: I would just strangle that fool. No need for shortcuts and ballooners. He pressed the gas and his knees bended in the opposite direction. Fuck who proves it.

YYY: Would you strangle it? Right on the sofa?

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