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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8570
 05.08.2008
“BELOMOR” Blah on the TNT screenshot say where Sobchak races running with a horse... Interestingly she understands where is the base?
“Alexstor” and horses don’t care who to run with.
Alexa will feed her.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8569
 05.08.2008
SEDDAY: On the weekend we went to the drone here, Masha gave a fuck. I had a hysterical laugh.
Seventh: he said two sentences in a short dream:
1st Suspiciously unique
2nd They fight for every centimeter of sandwich. There will be wars.
SHARIKOV_P.P: HAHAHAHAHA Zamuuka
I was fucking fucking fucking. ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8568
 05.08.2008
I sit, I click on the channels, show some horror, a aunt is walking around the house, hiding apparently. She walks, she walks, suddenly such a hand her catches she turns frightened, and there Chuck Norris with the phrase: ''You wanted to go to the toilet?' I fucking like I saw his birth wanted myself:(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8567
 05.08.2008
status in aske" evil mouth" and signature"the first will get a fascinating erotic walking tour"Go on the fucking!,the second no less fascinating excursion "In the ass!",the rest will get honorary grades and medal"Fuck!". Who will ask first?and "

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8566
 05.08.2008
Here’s a generation of Bash readers who don’t care about the fate of a cat named Scuco.

p.s Sign up, do you?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8565
 05.08.2008
Ultramarine ebozauric: who has chosen nick tell me
I feel insignificant.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8564
 05.08.2008
Asya (myth): Fuck I hate this Vadim!!!! to
WhitE Eagle: What happened?
Asya (MIFI): Remember I told you that he invited me to his home? He drank wine and played music. Contraception and everything. And only here is he inside this fool like a whirlwind: "Here-here, I’m in the ASE!!I almost killed him!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8563
 05.08.2008
fucking... remembered how to a friend came to visit... we are going to leave, his mom approaches him with a pardon and says you why you stick on the benches... I am already tired of washing benches... you constantly stick something... the next time you will stick the bed at least repair)))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8562
 05.08.2008
The girl-emo sits on the tube
He dreams of death, sorrows of fate.
Suddenly, the tube explodes.
by Gazprom. Dreams are fulfilled!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8561
 05.08.2008
The VIP person:
I don’t care about those who don’t love me!As my friend Tim Thys said. And whoever does not love me – you just envy me!"

and Polcanium:
He doesn’t like 70% of our country. Do you think they are all jealous of him?I am full of laughter:
And of the remaining thirty-two do not know who it is at all!)))))))))))))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8560
 05.08.2008
<_MorkoffKA_> Baptist said that she has a video on the cassette where my brother and I are young:
I sat on his pot. My brother looked, approached me, stretched my legs, looked. He went back, lifted me up, looked at me. He thought and said, “Mom! And Katie has two poops!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8559
 05.08.2008
“Hi, I’m X-zibit, now I’m pumping your car!
No No No No No No No!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №8558
 05.08.2008
The golden wheels of the Muse are by the side.

Nick Blue

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8557
 05.08.2008
The story of Russian and German mustard. We had a few.

Day of Danish negotiations. Lunch was cooked and served in our cafe.

Each time to the meat range served different sauces, including German

the mustard. On the last day, the German was not available and submitted our

These are small plastic boxes. I see it as one of

The Danish drinks a spoonful of mustard and puts it on a good layer.

and meat. While I thought about how to explain to him that it was a Russian mustard, he

Bite a piece.

When the tears and sores were wiped out, and the Danish man was able to breathe again, he

This is the word of the translator:

God, I thought somebody warmed me with a plate on my neck!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8556
 05.08.2008
- Doctor, in the reception man with a baseball beat. He assures that he –

FBI agent and his sister kidnapped by aliens

to a psychiatrist.

- Doctor, in traumatology are entered brutally beaten aliens. They

Getting someone’s sister back.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №8555
 05.08.2008
Extreme: [status in asske] I will wake up in the event of a nuclear war...

Pink panda (11:12:10 4/08/2008)
Washing your hair with a towel: Nuclear war! A nuclear war! Who will tell me, who will tell, where she is, where she is, where she is!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8554
 05.08.2008
by 111
At work, the boss was ahead of me.

by 111
He was the first to resign.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8553
 05.08.2008
Women’s logic is unquestionable.
I sit at work, tap into the monitor, after a couple of minutes I notice that the status of two known girls changes every 30 seconds.
I wavered when I really realized that they were communicating in this way *ROFL*

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №8552
 05.08.2008
>>Ktis' is
"Penis Extender" - Something that increases self-esteem, strengthens self-confidence. Is it true?

>>NerZool:
How do I know? This is Slang.

>>NerZool:
Somewhere in America:
"Smile" (Russian) — it's something that allows to reach a high level of Self-conceit. Is it true?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8551
 05.08.2008
Serum
Aunt Shakes came - the radio mouse says broke.. let me think before the service I will look myself... changed the batteries - it works - she says - oh! And I've been told by friends that you can't change the battery, or it will burn out at all.

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