I took the exam in Latin today. Since I did not teach them, everything was clear from the beginning.
YYY: How did it go?
XXX: Delivered
Emm, what is it?
X: I had to write a book. So I called the devil in it twice, bought kefir and fled from the police :(

Why don’t you introduce me to your parents?
Why don’t you want me with yours?
I don’t meet them all in a row.
I too!
What do I do for you "all in a row"?! to

Opened the news.
According to preliminary forecasts, this year’s winter promises to be unpredictable.
Closed the news.

My shoulder recently pulled, tried to stick to a special cooling stick, does not hold due to the increased fluidity. No, is it not lovely? Should he ask his mother if she gave birth to him or if he was bound?

Call to Sapphire:
I don’t have Excel, I’ve been asked to report it to Microsoft, but I’ve decided to let you know.

Correspondence on the fighting forum:

xxx: Soon there will be a settlement with one guy, he has been engaged in judo for 7 years, I myself am Muay Thai 3 years + 3 months combat sambo. What to advise? What tactics to choose?

Yyy: Take off all your clothes and for screaming in the whole voice I will kill the fox!!!!! If you do not help your fist in the shit, cheat and go forward even if once you hit him on the lips with your fist, he will no longer be an authority.

ZZZ: Oh yeah! The best thing is to get rid of everything, from feet to ears, then he will definitely not fight you, and you in turn try to hit him as much as possible (strike, embrace! spit in it, first drawing in the mouth a lot of shit)

SMS with my girlfriend:

Buy me a dress on the way to work. Color, style, everything to your taste. And the size. Let’s see how you see me.)
I: Honestly, I would like to be able to choose a girl's clothes, but, on the go, it has to be gay.)))
Nietzsche, you will learn.
I am :? 0 - O

If you really want to find the culprits, then pay attention to those who are most actively engaged in their search.

Recently there was a story about a boy who stole soldiers in a kindergarten, for which he was educated correctly. But when education does not help, destiny intervenes.

I had a classmate who loved stealing from first class. Everything, always and everybody. What is beautiful and pleasant, it steals. But he turned everything so beautifully that it was impossible to catch him "on the hot".
So when he was beaten, he was not beaten hard, and he continued.

In high school, he no longer stole from his classmates (see the beat helped), but stole elsewhere. And with laughter and joy he told us about his successes. For some reason, he special popularity with bulbs, he twisted them everywhere (once even in the police department twisted when he was dragged there for something).

Eventually he stopped in the elevator. In the elevators, he twisted the bulbs, pulled out the buttons, ripped off the corners by which the side panels are attached, as well as these side panels themselves. The question “why?” He replied, “I don’t know, it’s funny.”

I have not seen him for a long time. I only heard sometimes that he liked elevators as he did before, and then forgot about him.

But almost 10 years after we graduated from school, we met by chance.
I asked him, of interest, where he worked.
in the elevator.
Oh yeah? And who?
The repair...
A. What are you doing?
I fix the elevators. You can’t imagine how many pirates you have.
The lights that lifts break, buttons burn.

At the Dacia. The husband cries to his wife:
“Dear, I dug up the potatoes, strengthened the fence, pulled the water! What else
Should I do?
My wife thoughtfully:
Viagra has a different purpose.

Men also have weak spots.
As soon as you find a weak spot in a man, break it until it becomes strong.

According to the ancient belief, cats created the Internet to enjoy their excitement.

I look at the contact of the cargo carrier Intime :)
Director: Trojan Alexander Sergeevich
Financial Director: Kasper Anatoly Vaclavovich

I even buy chips with the taste of gentle salmon, hoping that at least salmon will be gentle with me:(

I met in chat with a friend. She sent me a photo. Very beautiful, I stumbled on the photo. The link below is "sleep". I read it three times for loyalty. It was "transmitted". and :(

Vitaly Petrov about the accident in Italy:
I felt a blow from behind – strangely, very light, as if someone had hit me with a wing and turned it out. I remember switching on the first transmission and wondering why the car doesn’t go. Looking in the mirror, there are no rear wheels. Everything became clear...

One of the anonymous entries on a site that unites many blogs.
Annon: Two single girls miss in their five-room apartment, guys, brotherly, give Skype, let's talk about a good :)
SlowPock: > in his five-room apartment
Let you shrink.

Recently I realized that there are 2 different approaches to order:
This is when all the dust is wiped out.
This is when dust helps put everything in its place.

HH: What is Ktolhu Fhthagn?
Well, it’s roughly the same as Hayl Hitler. Not for Hitler, but for Kthulhu. Not Hail, but Fhtang.

I bought a shower gel yesterday.
with pepper extract - energy to bleat))
Well started the senna after work, myzzo... prayed... nikhua does not chew - well, I think on the fence too dohuya what they write)
... but it was worth it to get me on the chocolate eye, as I captured all the energy of the cosmos and realized that the nihua inscription did not piss)))

Ass on fire, blaaaaaaaaaaaa