How your parents met:
At the institute, Dad asked Mom to help him with the lessons. My mom agreed, and then I learned that my dad was much smarter than he pretended.” Jenny, 7 years

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I have a question to the experts - how to get into an alternative universe, where chips live with harems of friends, months rubbing their asses for a single look? There are also, probably, milk rivers flowing and ponies flying in the sky.
Just judging by the crazy amount of men's nuts on the Internet and "split" jokes about friends, it appears that we guys have gotten off their feet, softening girls.
Only I look around in the real world and see that a crowd of single cute women are just turning around to find someone. In small cities in general, you need to catch guys already in school, at the end of the graduation, because at 20-25 all the poor, curved and dirty are disassembled.
Tell me that this wonderful world does not exist only in the brains of a single schoolboy who posts his "unimagined" friendship stories! I want to believe! Or maybe it is a club of poor ugly fans of top models who complain that the elite bodies are dynamizing them, implementing the myth of the air of friends?
So why are there so many men in parallel who "did not give no 1st date - went on"? How does it correlate?
Something straight down.

XX: Yesterday I calculated my stocks of buhl in translation for money, it turned out to be 18K rubles
XX: Light shock caroche
XXX: Well, a dofiga for a little drinking me :)
YYY: it has a special stock)))
YYY: without movement)))
YYY: no turnability
YYY: what it says about inefficient use of operating funds
ZZZ: Here is, listen to the economist))))
ZZZ: you need to swallow regularly))))

"I am most embarrassed by loans for pensioners. This is the plague at all"

This is what "0.7% per day"? That is what there is in the contract, but judging by the rate - it will be 23% IN A MONTH! This is 1176 percent per year. And in just 2-3 years the apartment of a pensioner will become the property of the bank even for a loan of 10 trillion.

Friends told me:
We went to "Noah"
A guy was sitting behind with a large portion of popcorn and began to chew it hard, so the sound of crush-crush-crush! It was spread throughout the auditorium, with a loud echo. In response, the girl said:" He probably has an emptiness in his head!"

I read the wiki "Property in Europe". Judging from the map, it seems to me that there is some correlation between the legality of prostitution and the standard of living, but it is unclear what it depends on. However, knowing the situation in the Middle East, I dare assume that the legalization of prostitution is an important step toward the country’s well-being.

HV: from the hub from discussion "In Germany found a bottle with a note that spent 108 years in the sea"

... awaits confirmation of a record from the Guinness Book of Records. The 108-year-old message actually turned out to be the oldest bottle of notes ever found. The previous record belonged to a message found 99 years after it was sent.

DaleMartinWatson: It sounds like a challenge to the Russian Post.

I am so old that I can remember the confrontation between Villaribo and Villabajo.

So I wonder why the author of the phrase " kissing a smoking woman is like licking a ashes bar " licked a ashes bar?

At the expense of smiles, I go home. Improved the money for him.A day three or four you can rest.The mood is wonderful (at the end the customer left, his pregnant wife was overseeing him, you forgive me, but this is what it is).I hear:"Seroga".(I have another name).I go.Nearer.Seroga.Nearer "to stand you,be careful".I turn around.Three.Typical hoops. I say:"Error, I am not Serega".Solo with aggression:"What are you smiling at?". I already thought, if I write something to him and do his legs."Mood", I say,"Good. "Yes, there is nothing"- they turn and leave.
And quite recently. Very urgent order.It is necessary to do within a week to the weekend, without delay.The money, respectively, is also good. It’s real, but at 8 in the morning you already have to start and until 12 in the night. On Friday, there are little things left for a couple of hours.I go to 10.Forces at the end, but the mood is great.(This week you can quietly rest, which I do, and if you wish, the next).I go to buy an energetic (I know what is harmful, but sometimes I resort to them).
I-Bank Energy "Adrenaline Rush" 0.5L
I’m tired of you drug addicts (this is the turn).
I did not understand.
What you see here is smiling.
I (I did not conflict, humour to ruin yourself) - if for you a smile is associated only with drugs, then go to a psychiatrist.

Katya got older, and the inscriptions in the entrance began to be attributed to "aunt"

>xxx: it turns out to be one of the synonyms of this "sic-sic"... all is not to be the world the same...
This is the generation that grew up and didn’t hear the anecdotes about Brezhnev.

Reader: The saying reminded me of something useless - "like a rabbit stop signal". A contemporary version comes to mind: "as was the PD".

Family life is like rails.If one half wraps aside, then the whole composition goes off the way.

My friend and I took a hornet. We were told about their habits, underwater stones and conditions of detention. A small excerpt from the conversation:
“If the horse is dead, don’t rush to bury it or throw it away, wait until it waves. In most cases, he’s just sleeping.”

Now I’ll see what the course is today... crazy!!! to

News on Yandex:

5 is Sergei Lavrov declared the end of the era of Western domination

A little higher on the list.

Three The official exchange rate of the euro increased by 4.48 rubles to 81.15

Oh well...

YYU: If honestly, the pofig on the hamon, only if the pineapples were not forbidden with circles...

A year in 1984 or 1985 I read in school at the party: "Marasm strengthened, shiza cut off our ranks." Thirty years have passed, and no shit has changed in Russia, until when?! to