sIeep (17:39:31 24/07/2008)
Carrots of Graz!! to
Ladies and gentlemen, it is done.
I am now Dad.

I have a daughter born today.

ARX-Bot #3 (17:39:33 24/07/2008)
I don't know this team, please send help.

I am from SPB, and you are from where?

Scorched by: Volga

Georgi1: What about Volga?

What about SPB? OO

Congratulations on the day of the VDF men!!! Hoping from civilian airports.

Many years ago, people in white came and cut off my power cable.
Since then I have had to eat myself.

A drunk man in a blue beret crashed into the car.
Day: The whole car crashed at its defender.

I read an advertisement on the property website. To one of the apartments comment: "CARE respected colleagues and clients LIKE fraudsters Jan Reinis d.11 The owner of a young drug addict with a conviction on the face claims that the square is privatized for him and there are documents - Vret, the agent secretly said that his friend got into the police for the robbery and to buy it for 50 thousand. want immediately for 3 months money on your hands,Sleeping there in the same apartment on the inflatable mattress be careful"

Do we have no fumigator pills?
YYY: No
XXX: What is the smell?
YYY: and not even aromatized Gandons, put on the bulb!

by LinuxForum.ru
And I also have a USB cable with a rechargeable phone, will the charging work on this cable?

Mandriva programmers have not yet learned how to bite the power lines in the wires. However, all ahead and, I am sure, in a year or two predatory siding on the wheels will be able to scratch all the charging from the racist wrong cables!

Grand Brother (16:14:32 1/08/2008)
I worked in one of the offices. We had two walks. One Valentine, the other Valentine. Do you know what we called them so that we don’t get confused? Valley and Valley with Eggs

Now called the boss. I asked to look at the compound. I sat on the chair and he stood behind. Suddenly, a message flows out in the aske "Tricks on the head stretch and it will all go wrong"...
I am afraid of that man.

I go to the pharmacy and ask:
- you have Senna extract in tablets (laxative), give 10 packs.
That same evening I was going to go to the country, and there the water is different, the atmosphere is different, naturally the intestines will work poorly. I have already gathered, left the house and here I realize that I forgot these pills at home, and the rain on the street, returning lazy.
I go back to the pharmacy and say to the same pharmacist:
Give me 10 packs of senna extract.

You would see his eyes.

In the Military Academy from this year began to recruit girls...The head of the academy called this "pilot project", the rest - "pilot"...

"The Field of Miracles"
The final round. Yakubovich (I) asks the question: "Which scientist, who lived in Bavaria in Salzburg / I do not remember exactly what he said / the doctor prescribed a mountain crystal for his illness?"
It is the turn of the man, the village looks like this. The man (M) asks:
M: What is the question?
I: Well, how do you have to remember... The Sector Chance on the Drum! You can call and ask for an answer... Anyone from the room, give the number... Taaak... 8, 907...
M: The question is what?! to
I asked Tamara. and recruit. Calls to the number from the room and Tamara is married? Ask if your husband does not want to do that...
Here Tamara takes the phone.
T is hello?
M: Eeee... Tamara? Are you married? O_O
Acts of Laughter Studio
T : What?
M: Hey, it’s from the field of miracles! What was the name of the man who lived in Salzburg? Or not...
Q: I don’t know, what are you talking about?! to
M: Well, at least give me the letter!

I watched the movie "Rusichy". Especially pleased the name of the director - Adel Al-Hadad. O_O

An interesting fact. I work as a member of one organization. So according to the instructions issued to me, I do not have the right to install the software, move the periphery, printers, etc. and bypass network settings or comp. Not only yours, but also the God of others. And if something does not work, you should inform the management and in no case touch anything. The legal question: what is my job? OOO

1: you are lucky. How lucky is the drowning. You can envy your willpower.
2 in the meaning?
In general, I evaluate the events in your life over the last three years.
A bit of shit, but always with a happy end.

The news burns:
The air purification operation in Beijing was successfully completed. The Olympic Stadium is visible.

<Gothic> Tell Gothic more
<Ant> do you like Dasha of Daddy's Daughters?
<Gothic> More about Gothic
<Gothig> I don’t look at it
<Ant> look, there is all the truth about ready
<GotiG> Tell me what you know
<Ant> are you a beginner?
<Gothic> I am 3 days got
<Gothic> What are Gothic rock bands
<Ant> Hands up and Duna.

Polushka (01:07:56 1/08/2008)
I’ve started my month...beware!

Polushka (01:08:14 1/08/2008)
I want to eat!

Span4eR (01:08:56 1/08/2008)
The words "beware" and "eat I want" in a row are very scary about_0

We have a corporate network for the entire office (part of the people in Bryansk, part in Lipetsk). There is a possibility of sending everyone on an internal ask. Today, half an hour before the end of the work, a correspondence went to 300 cheokecks:
1st Who has the keys to the conference room?
2nd Do not write to everyone in Bryansk, they are definitely not, look for them at your own.
1st I shut up inside the room!!! to
(within 20 minutes)
1st Call the firefighters, let them pull me out of the window.