Do you need a rabbit? D or Christmas Goose?
She: They need a rabbit for their rabbit rabbit :) Or he has already touched their cat. The poor cat is already afraid to leave the house :)
Q: What, can’t you give a cat a rabbit?
She says :D He doesn’t have time :)

After 3 months of waiting for a response from SCSI's winchester warranty repair service:

See also: Allo!
Client: Can there be hope?
Service: There is no hope!
Client: Mmm... aaaa...
There is Faith!

Jen MTS: Well, for example, I am a very lucky person!
Dimon DJs: You?! to
Dimon DJS: You don’t have a girlfriend
Dimon DJS: You argue with your parents every day
Dimon DJS: You work from morning to night, and you get 5000p.
Dimon DJS: And you call yourself lucky?! to
Jen MTS: Yes, you are a dumb!
Dimon DJs: Here is it!!! to
Dimon DJS: And for all the rest, your best friend is a dude!!!! to

From the news:

On June 2, 2009, Luzhkov used the word “homics” in one of his interviews. Alekseev considered himself insulted and filed Luzhkov in court, but the Moscow city court rejected the claim, stating that the word "homic" is not insulting.

Now gay activists are going to picket the city council under the slogan "Luzhkov - homic"

xxx: I, by the way, invented a way of propaganda for vegans. They need to break the law so that every bowl of sausage or sausage stick must be marked with the names of animals. Let’s say, "meat, 3 kg, cut. The Swine of Illinois" Or the "bird’s feet. Indyuki Gennady, Vorfolomey, Kuzma and others
yyy: sprots of Gennadius, Warfolomeus, Nicholas, Alexander, Marina, Nicholas, Efim, Anastasia, Elena, Oleg, Marfa, Michael, Natalia, Vasily, Alexei and Voldya in oil.
Zzzz: This is only in the first row.

Will you get a car for the weekend?
I have Fallout!
It was: =)
Vyacheslav: If I break you can give a disk without a box!

She: I am not sending mail. Can you help?
Q: What kind of client do you have?
She: I am not a client, my server does not accept emails sent to it.Gmail on the server is a mail demon, not a client.
I Forgot You're Not a Blonde ><

XHH: We had a small curtain in the courtyard before, one that is easy to cross, and in the days it was just removed. And I saw today an Autopilot of the Higher Class in action – a man, drunk, with his eyes slightly opened, and crossing a long removed fence.

xxx: secretary, art director, designer...
Teach me to steer.
Stay what?
The Lost...

The son asked to buy bananas and all kinds of nonsense.
I choose a banana, and I:
Take these, they’re quick.
Not for me to eat!

RT @arsmirnov Write to Medvedev on Twitter, no matter what
Talk to him on TV.

XXX is fucking. When Mommy came home, I cut off the computer after an erection!
YYY: O_O

Hard disk as a salary - for happiness you always need twice as much.

I play at the Corsair. I bought 220 cents of Roma to my sailors, but they didn’t miss it. These animals ate all the rum in 17 days. The village counted. The average sailor eats 4.7 liters of rum per day. Harsh Pirates of the Caribbean... And you say Russia is boiling.

The logic of women.

She (crying from the kitchen): Do you want tea?
He is: Yes.
With sugar or without?
Mmm, let’s go without it.
She: Then I’ll make coffee.

From Habr about the domestic smartphone:
No, here’s really innovation – the phone won’t have such parameters as “front” and “back”! It can be taken from any side. Displays will be on both sides. The Revolution!
yyy: This phone will have a back on both sides. and :)

Zarin@ (14:44:15 16/09/2010)
We have a parrot in the office, a carochi bird. He learns to fly, but he cannot fly, he flies around the office, until he falls from fatigue to a thread on the table, the head, the PC, etc.
Well (14:44:53 16/09/2010)
You can set up a hose with water and he also swims a scientist

Q: Can the question be more in the topic? I worry about the third year.
and thy :? )
Have you ever imagined that you would sleep with me?
Oh yeah, even a few times.
WOW: And how then?
XHH: Liked
Ohhhhhhhh :)

News: Pristines sealed school in Samara together with students ) We live in an amazing country!

If a girl drinks, she has a reason; if a girl does not drink, she has a boyfriend.