A creature that fasts from the face of two people at once, like you fuck!!! to

Sergey: Fuck, I forgot which way to turn the nails? On the clock or against it?
[13:33:07] The thumbnail: the nails to twist??????? And you say something about women.

Given how many socks I lost, I had to release an entire army of domestic elves!

Physics in the universe.
The lecture audience. and silence. Prepod made a drawing on kinematics on the board and wants to explain it. He gets a long hint, and suddenly, in the middle of silence, one of the students half whispered: "This is the same butterfly!!!". Prepod did not get confused, sent a hint to the same student and yelled: “Awad Kedavir!”and "

Patriarch Filaret blessed Yanukovych for gas war with Russia

He struck him before the raid!! to

In my youth, when I turned on the TV, I had to wait for the vacuum lamps to heat up.

These dark years have gone forever into the past. Now you have to wait for Linux to launch on the TV.

I hate Sasha now.
WOW :D
Would you like?
Dakh wanted to watch porn, he advised said in your case it was better than a light movie.............
Well now I sit crying because of the horse.
Better to watch porn.
Oh yeah yeah
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I listened to shit.
XHHH: now soppy on my face.
WOW: Well, from porn too would not be dry.
WOW: Although I do not argue, it would be more pleasant to smash.

PBnicos 12 September 2011 8:16 #
And if you still read the forums, the dinosaurs are alive, UFOs have long been among us, and the earth is flat...

Mixailsş 12 September 2011 9:24 #
You are reading some very old lines.

OsGreenCat 12 September 2011 10:24 #
The original rock forums.

facelift

The legal is very close to the bureaucratic. How many protocols I wrote while I worked in the courts, not to count.) If the defendant (divorcing husband) says: "Give this asset everything", it is necessary to write it all in this form: "The defendant explained that he does not claim to the part of the property belonging to him by law and does not object to its assignment to the plaintiff."

In the morning, the neighbor asks to look at the temperature on the street. It is possible to get sick at work today.

I: 13-18 and variable cloud.
Neighbor: What about now?
I am +8
See also: +8? It is the temperature of my conscience.

Question: Why buy legal software?

Answer: Fuck, I can even call Microsoft’s official technical support! And to say to them, “Hey guys, I have a license, am I a bitch?”

The Women’s Forum.
I didn’t give anything for my birthday. The second time. But then even if he bought the rose, he was 18, there was no money, well, I understand... and this time so offensive... although three years have passed.
As if there were constant conversations that we are now very tight with money, that I am ready for the fact that no one will give me anything... but I thought at least buy a cardboard or airballs... I said often that I love them...
And so hardly awakened him, he did not even realize that during the day, he went to the pioneer's house, the narval (on his own) hugged and knelt in his lips. All of them! He had a birthday two weeks ago and I took a loan.

Fuck, that’s the light, and I think where the money goes all the way!? to

Go to the store every day :)
Will you take me with you?
It is - canine
She – I’ll think...

What is shame in English? “Shame”
Tagged with: facepalm

The Alpha Samurai?
XXX is ha!
I am a beta tester.

The voice of my wife:
“No, you guys, it’s much easier to live. If anything - then you have one answer - Let it all go to x@j!
And at us? If we send it all to p#3>u, it doesn’t get there!!and "

lol but

Supplement to
"It is time now to change the buttons "funny"/"not funny" to the buttons "agreed"/"not agreed"."
fishbone: and add more "mb" "hz".

Pure in Russian:
We won the beach football world championship without beaches and football.
Let’s take away skies, snow and rifles from biathletes?

The President has instructed to develop a set of measures to stop the activities in the Russian Federation of the military departments, which are unable to ensure the safety of citizens.

The commentary:
xxx: The President instructed to develop a set of measures to stop the activities of citizens, capable of developing a set of measures to stop the activities of the President.

xhhh: shake, bought filling on mobile, shake protective cover and there code 742 0000 3333 337
It is working =)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to