Now I understand why we don’t lose weight.
...??? to
A little ass can’t accommodate so many adventures!! to

Discussion of the game on a major gaming portal:
Is the Russian language expected?
2: not yet, the petition was rejected
Many Japanese companies do not know that the Stone Age in Russia has already ended.
The Bronze Begins

At work, in the winter, everyone thinks about how to heat the room:

The employee offers to take ceramic heaters, telling about them what he has read on the Internet: "With significant areas of infrared radiation, high efficiency is achieved, with small electricity costs."

An employee in full seriousness, with a knowledgeable look: “No, I don’t want to expose myself to infrared radiation anymore. This is very harmful to the body!"

Today I did a feat, possibly posthumous.
I threw three large packages out of the house.

At the price of the new iPhone, you can buy 366kg of potatoes, a ticket to Madrid and a ticket for delivery.

This is:
When I see quotes with a rating of 254, 511, 1023 and so on, well how can I not put +1?
___________________________
You understand that because of your 254 - I can't sleep peacefully now.
With respect, Perfectionist

There is a suspicion that there are few stories coming to Zadolba!li, so the administrators post the throws and wait for a response - a consistent trolling in the last days.

Online accounts are published
5 million box records
by Gmail.

Who could not remember the password from the box?

The employee writes to the boss in the morning.
C: Hello to you! I am in Europe, I am late.
Halo, what about Europe?
A: A shopping mall and a toilet.

I am 36. Two works and rehearsals. I caught myself thinking about retirement with tenderness.

When will you remember? There is no word "to try", there is "to try" and "to try"!

The extreme...
Not the extreme, but the last.! to
and well. The last flesh.

When I go for soap, and there is a letter "Depression after vacation". First thought: pf, no vacation - no depression =))

I have one book, something like “110 Sexual Advice.” Mostly erotic nonsense. I have not opened it for a long time, and then, in a spark of passion with my insight, I grab it and say:
"Name any page, we will perform whatever it is there!".
He calls, I open and read with my most erotic voice:
"Arranging in the bedroom a change in feng shui to create a love atmosphere..."
O_O

to this
England and Britain are on different continents.

They are neighboring two other countries, the Netherlands and the Netherlands.

[10.09.2014 9:39] Today I was convinced in the saying "accidentalities are not accidental": yesterday on the lighthouse I met a girl quite not bad, but in her initially I was interested in her socks. Fuck him well. He went down to the subway and stood up in the wagon. I do not strict anyone. He turns his head and stands next to him. Okay I think sometimes. He got out of the car and made a transfer. She is sitting again. What for? In the end, she may accept me and the maniac who is watching her. The first came out of the car. Already standing at the lighthouse turned around and saw her going again. I already think - well, it would be just an abyss if she lives in my house, but not. I think okay. Today at work I go out of the toilet (and we have different cabins and one dishwasher) and she enters. She was shorter on the floor than I was working.

The Torrent Tracker:
Canadian porn actress in the Indian horror film, here even pushing is scary, not what to watch))))))

Kosiak Kosiak - Another antivirus message popping up on the screen at the Kaspersky Lab event

xxx: sex on porn sites in the Gay section was visited.
XXX: The new iPhone is presented.

Did you finally break up with Daesh? and ;)
I even removed her user from the console :D
Oh yeah, that’s really serious 😉