“Mom, look how I can: without hands!” Without friends, without plans for the future.

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It was a matter... made the solder for 4 jobs. places and put the channel extraction... as I was assured by the manager of the installation company - it is the weakest channel "ventilator"... In general, they mounted, left... placed the tables, disassembled... rubbed... all papers and light objects disappeared from the tables))))) good sho in this channel is a grid and filters in front of the engine )))) opened the look-abandoned ))))) then the regulator put ))) and there was a case with this extraction )) the rushed from the basement to us. I swallowed my own moves... once in the morning I entered the workshop - he sits and eats a pencil of passes! This is infection! And just next to the outlet... well... I didn’t stand up and clicked on the switch... Passages didn’t slip into the pipe but the hood, shaking its bones over the pipe, teleported into the grid of the motor... there was no chance of surviving, unfortunately... so here... the fans are wildly different.

Lifehack for paranoid panicers: before leaving, take pictures of the sockets, closed valves, the off-pocket and fed fish. On the road, you carefully look at the photo and nervously vibrate less than usual.

Patriarch Kirill on the backdrop of the sharply weakening ruble recommended the Russians to think about the afterlife.

Ruby, where are you? I have no psychological boundaries for you.

Astrologers announced the month of the dollar!
The dollar has doubled.

It was so big that even the classmates were.

My 6-year-old daughter returned from the summer vacation from grandparents. We sit at the table, eat breakfast, small harm about food...

Sakura, are you so damaging? You are not right, Eddy. We need to be more optimistic!
How should be?
Well an optimist. Do you know who are the optimists? They are people who see not the bad in everything, but only the good. For example, an optimist sees that the glass of water is half full, and a pessimist sees that the glass is half full.
A pessimist is one who says, “What fox has drank the floor of my glass?”and "

I don’t know where this knowledge came from ?

Weather in the house for tomorrow: in the afternoon turmoil, in the evening electrical sunshine, precipitation in the form of dust and crumbs, wind window-fortress, porous, three to four days, and no-no closure in a minute, the temperature in the day sports-dressing, at night cowardice - frosty, freezing from the wife and freezing from the neighbors are possible.

The humor of the workers. In our GPO BON works a brigade of two refrigerator masters. They have birthdays in one year, one month and in a row. The age difference is 1 day. Often, as in any business, there are disputes about working moments. When the passions burn, the elderly puts his hand on the younger’s shoulder and gently, in a fatherly way, says:
Live with my...

At the current rate, 95 percent of the population of the great Russian empire earns less than 500 backs a month.
To all of Zimbabwe, Ambassadors!

Do not argue with the fool, the time of the guard.
Even the paparazzi,
How stupid is your brain.
You can’t get the mind anyway.

8 I slept badly. In the morning dreamed of the First World War - some Germans driving in a armor. I had to stop them.

And of the weapons - only a cushion, indeed turned into a miserable resemblance of firearms, but absolutely useless.

With a desperate effort of will, he was able to summon a crossroads, caught the Germans in it, but here some peasant with a scream: "Py@to you, comrade!", broke my head.

Somehow I woke up. It is strange.

We sit in the office with the programmers, we hear that somewhere a child is crying, flooding.
It seems like we have a new colleague, a young, inexperienced developer, crying all the time.
The code is not compiled.

xxx: The last shit I saw...There is some kind of Chinese doll that is made of high-quality silicone, the simplest thing to say is rubber doll, but silicone that costs something like 10-20K$. Someone sells B/U for $12K, but it also seemed expensive to people who wanted to buy it, so they announced, ATHER! The crowdfunding!!! to
YYY: I don’t even ask.)
XX: They are made up of 25 thousand. that is. they will have one rubber (sorry silicone hunting) for 16 (sixty!!!!) A crazy man.
XXX: They will live on their turn.
xxx: At first, the requirements to the participants were sho-pedezz, now just carry money
Tagged: buyee
YYY: Stop by
XXX: Do you imagine the process?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: You imagine all the absurdity of the situation: the guys in difficulty buy rubber b/u grandmother expensive at a discount. They decide who and when will order it.
XXX: You have to send it to TNT. It breaks the broadcast. House 2 is just a caveat. The new slogan. "Take care of you"

[14:26:28] KsuBortnik: fucking backs already 71.28
KsuBortnik: a euro 81.6
[14:27:13] Raushan Salimjanov: and we remember the song of Leo Leshenko " la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"
[14:27:24] KsuBortnik: (rofl) muahahaha
KsuBortnik: exactly
[14:28:41] Raushan Salimjanov: and here the ruble is like this " and you remember floated in the height, and suddenly the two stars fell, and only shake I understand that it was me and you (the ruble and the tenge). LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY
[14:29:03] KsuBortnik: (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)

Sewa:...and then the Tajiks with the robberies "fought out" 10 years ago! And our members are not mature at all!
Serg: And how did you do it?
They have a deadline for theft under ten!
And we - the qualifications are funny: then went by - took a ride, then without the purpose of theft, etc. This law may be beneficial to anyone.
Serg: A good topic. The lawmakers probably also steal at night, so the time limits are small.

“All that doesn’t kill us”
YYY :?! to
zzz:... does it give us experience glasses?

In the last 20-30 years, domestic cats have been living about twice as long.
At this rate, in another 30 years, they will survive the average person.

A friendly collective can only exist in the presence of a common enemy.
I went out of the bus in the morning, celebrating my brother's wedding from Friday to Monday, the three nearby came to nature on the same principle, the chef for an unknown reason for an hour has attached to his head one bottle of cold water and drinks from the second. Silence is silent, phones are silent. No one knocks loud on the keyboard.
The customer ran away, first asked for aspirin. You whisper, it must be. :D
And then the secretary calls and asks why we are so sad.
xxx: I haven’t seen such a consensus since we decided to install the air conditioner last summer.