People risk not their lives, but their duration.

Everybody has seen such brave supermarket guards... Large bodies looking nowhere... Overwhelmed with the importance and unwaveringness of their own person...
My wife told me. He works in the hypermarket OK.
There are bicycles for sale, collected accordingly. Well, a young potential buyer apparently decided to try it in the business, sat down and tried to ride around the sports department.
The guard runs:
Did you know how to ride here? Shut up on the street.
The boy took the big and went out on the street...
The story is 100% true. It was in Peter.

In protest against the burning in the United States of a single copy of the Qur’an, as well as against the blatant accusations of terrorism, obscurity, cruelty and extremism of all Islam, hundreds of thousands of peaceful demonstrators in Arab countries were burned.
7650 U.S. flags, 3532 Obama portraits, 427 Uncle Sam's chouchels, 3 embassies
The United States and 5 embassies of other countries and 19 people are alive.

Why do you answer so long?
Intelligent people first think before writing.
She: But I am writing right away!

From Habr:
A recent study by Vogue found that women aged 35-64 think about aging for 252 hours a week. Meanwhile, at 252 hours it is 10 days and 12 hours.

I work in the contact center of a very large cellular communications company... generally as in any such facility, employees when talking to subscribers use a set of phrases. In the evening... a young man calls and begins to ask some ordinary question, and in the background the dog laughs so loud that I barely understand the essence of his question.
I am so confident in him:
Please stay away from the noise source, I can’t hear you.
The guy answers:
I cannot
I am confused:
Why? →? to
The answer killed me:
- Because this "source of noise" has four legs, and runs after me ))))

<Benoite> and how to change the power management scheme for another user?
<Infra_3600> Benoite, to give him coupons for strawberries

Dialogue with random English-speaking ICQ user (Lisa Sun)

Lisa Sun: can you help me translate some word?
by Lisa Sun.? to
Allen: Shure
Lisa Sun: Ok thanks
Lisa Sun: The Moment
Lisa Sun: Thickness: 18mm and 21mm Moisture resistant brand FSF according to the Russian GOST, laminated, non-laminated (brushed and non-brushed) variety of vv / sr, sr / sr, s / s.

Something is not very wanting to go to work in an organization, the employee of which is in the status:
- "I got vacation – I bought chocolate"

Rin: Go on
UNDEAD: "B... K... easily ran along the path"
Rin: A fun cow
Rin: The Spring Cat
Rin: The Thinking Rabbit
Rin: delicious chicken
Rin: an important cousin
Rin: The Kakau
Rin: a great car
Rin: Dried corn
Rin: cooked sausage
Rin is fucking. The Great Calcutta
Rin: I am stupid.( by
Undead: All Over
Is this a pre-school game?

Tagged with: "smile" The smiling light of the day

XXX and you stopped talking. What happened?? to
YYY is nothing.
YYY just it became such a vegetable, if before it was a vegetable - a cabbage, then now it has turned into a cabbage cabbage.
YYY Friend Cabbage, I was completely satisfied, it was interesting with him, but with cabbage cabbage it became just unbearable.

B01D
Guess what the first thing IE 9 did after installing and restarting?

B01D
He is dependent.
Then he closed up with an error and restarted himself.

<levsha> And in general, it is interesting to watch the mechanic, if you go to the service center and tell: "I have a driving error when I drive. The car is at home now. I do not remember the memory error. What? Do you know what it is?“?”

xxx (15:44:18 16/09/2010)
At work, the girl fell alone and could not close her mouth... We were taken by an ambulance. I only saw that in the cinema.
yyy (15:45:12 16/09/2010)
A poor girl
xxx (15:46:11 16/09/2010)
This is only the beginning of history.
yyy (15:46:36 16/09/2010)
What? Starting the whole office?
xxx (15:46:51 16/09/2010)
She put her jaw in and she came back.
But the doctor warned that the structure of her jaw was such that it was necessary to sew carefully and for the night in the next month or two better a bandage.
xxx (15:47:24 16/09/2010)
What happens to a normal person when he can’t get rid of it?
yyy (15:47:36 16/09/2010)

xxx (15:47:48 16/09/2010)
is right! I want to go like a jacket.
In short, the girl again on the way to the hospital office lies under the tables
yyy (15:47:56 16/09/2010)

xxx (15:48:58 16/09/2010)
And when she arrives, doctors fall under the tables.
Life is beautiful and amazing, but surprisingly more.
yyy (15:49:11 16/09/2010)
:D I think they won't risk anymore and will switch it over right away)
xxx (15:50:27 16/09/2010)
Those who
If she returns in the nightclub, the editorial work will be paralyzed until the end of the day.

Lord, take Lady Gaga, Timati, Britney Spears, Tokyo Hotel, and at least all at once and return Freddy to us.

Chapter 8: I’m tired
YYY: Why are you tired?I sat all day listening to music in pairs!
XXX: But it was heavy music!

What do you do tonight?
I think I’ll agree with you for tea.
She: Is it okay?
He: But before that, of course, to calm down a little...
So what about tea?
He says: I agree!! to

yyy: the smell of the house smells of gasoline, or gas... very strong
I am afraid I will explode!
XXX is calm. Put a candle and pray.

Aleks0327: If there are any suggestions, requests, wishes, write)
Roverbee: Running away from Lech...
Alex0327: I am Sanya...
Roverbee: The More Running