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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53252
 12.09.2011
What is "Burating"?
WOW: Where did you get that?
In line 452, the function...
ууу: byrating, bull, sorting by rating, although sound word, yes

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53251
 12.09.2011
I am looking for a girl for rare intimate meetings. Wishing in private... (possible sex with three M+J+J)
* Kult read "for the unfortunate".
<Kult> which is apparently not far from the truth.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53250
 12.09.2011
Why do you always argue with me?! to
I am not arguing!
M is arguing.
No, I do not argue!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53249
 12.09.2011
There was some fun moment at work in the universe... we slightly bet with the deadlines for submitting a grant report... well, not a comilfo... and there may be problems. Maybe there’s no more bubble. :)
Head of Project:
“Yes... I’ll make a report now and Katya will take it away... She’s a charismatic girl.
One of the participants, Phil:
What about Katya? I also have a charismatic boy.
The Director:
– Phil, Katina’s charisma is perfectly visible in the decoil! Where is yours?
That was when I told myself that I would never be working in a purely male team again.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53248
 12.09.2011
xxx be healthy!
WOW: In fact, I was choking!
Oh, and then go to death, cattle!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53247
 12.09.2011
I am no longer drinking!
WOW : Why?
Yesterday on the shore business was - we sit, drink, came a man in order to fuck up. Sanka told him about the article of the criminal code and what he threatened in the event of an attack, then slandered him with tear gas from the bubble, then took to the Volga to wash the eyes and then these two ahead of some Uzbek with screams "and because it is not shit!!" on the mountains have stumbled!! to

[ + 52 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53246
 12.09.2011
Fuck, and if a lamp with gin is inserted with the nose into the anus and rubbed, then the gin goes into the ass?? to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53245
 12.09.2011
The guy looks at the hole in the rubber boat, grieved.
Don’t be upset, you can get stuck.
Boy: But she’ll still be with a hole.
You have me, you have me!
You also have a hole.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53244
 12.09.2011
Zika Kun: One man threw a bottle from the 11th floor
[2:34:22 PM] Zika Kun: the glass
[2:34:28 PM] Zika Kun: She crashed in a meter from people
[2:34:32 PM] Zika Kun: They Caused the Mint
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[2:35:27 PM] Zika Kun: Because this crazy man was in our apartment!

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53243
 12.09.2011
Aggressive: Give up
Agressiv: I’m going to work on the Vasky beach this morning
Agressiv: On the opposite strip some steep merine goes to the turn, on my strip the nose is high.
Agressiv: and me what that soak pulled, the fist opened the fist
Agressiv: he was shy, sharply on the brakes... I passed by, and then I imagined what picture he saw from the side.
Agressiv: He unfolds his Mercedes and sees some fool flying into his bark, opened his fist
Agressiv: He didn’t know if I was screaming or ORU!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53242
 12.09.2011
In our juice there are more than a kilogram of apples - and after all, they don't fuck up, from a kilogram of apples there are only 300 milliliters of juice, and the rest of what?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №53241
 12.09.2011
18:39 Vinzent: lagman, I am Paulo Coelho, a writer for the bead.
18:40 dm Áthaca: A I Bead - reader for paulo coelho

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53240
 12.09.2011
Recently, the entrance was repaired... and after 3 days, some smart man wrote a nail on a fresh paint: "Oh you, repair!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53239
 12.09.2011
From formspring 1badd'a:
Do you love children?
My lawyer forbade me to answer such questions.


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53238
 12.09.2011
I asked my husband to disassemble the couch, seeing that he was going to fulfill my request, calmly went out to smoke.
After 5 minutes, the husband runs out with a crazy look and with the words "bad, oh bad" begins to dig into a bunch of old building materials near the house.
Expecting the worst for the couch, I ask:
"What happened to you?"
He responds by looking at a table:
"Yes, I saw on the telescope how the tree is broken by the hands...I want to try it..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53237
 12.09.2011
The Bugga! I have a congratulation here ?

The gun! Happy Birthday to you!! I wish you great achievements, fabulous love, a lot of money, a huge castle! A prince is like a white horse. xd

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53236
 12.09.2011
*yyy constantly trolls xxxh on the topic that xxxh is a Jew. The Conversation :
Listen, I need your help.
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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №53235
 12.09.2011
Health, money, and women are needed to avoid thinking about them.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53234
 12.09.2011
We sent the database of the German client to our programming firm for testing. To make sure that the program works well with real data.
Testers - people cheerful, immediately found some Schwarzkopf in the base and fired, making a comment "for painted hair".

Next is more.

Someone, Albert Speer, was dismissed from night shift work, stating in a comment "suspicious of ties with Hitler."

The work was disputed, the genocide rose.

The entire department was dismissed with the commentary "In the gasway" (naturally in German).

The apogee was the dismissal of the director in the enterprise, and the introduction of the position
"Overstormbanfighter" and acceptance of it (as you probably already guessed)
Max von Stirlitz.

The element of reality in the game of testers brought a dumb guy who wanted to test how the mail server works. As a result, all of the above-mentioned characters and their managers were sent by database to their real e-mail addresses the above comments.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53233
 12.09.2011
Unprecedented floods have hit the northeastern parts of Haiti. In the fight against floods for the first time decided to use witches and extrasensors.
Currently, three thousand wizards are already digging drainage channels.
Extractors are given loops.

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