I was all on the maternal line to give birth easily at 20 and 40. Children in families from 2 to 5 (!). Real stories when I dug a potato, and in 3 hours gave birth. The sister's photos from the maternity house sent an hour after the birth with a smile and makeup. And I went to my dad’s home, from which no one to my conscious age was left to tell.
2 years after the birth. They ask when we will go for the second, and I have not been treated after the first. A complete misunderstanding from the relatives.

here here :

In Scotland, the penguin conducted a military inspection and received the title of General.

They smoke hardly. Surprisingly, the news is not from the Netherlands or Colombia.

Such Scots have what to smash, and without Dutch with Colombian substances.

The Oak E1:
Camrad Cav: Cucumbers are not food for men.
Birds: Don’t worry about it. Everything is possible this winter.
Kamrad Cav: I'll press - I'll give away the bottles, I'll buy a bull
Ptceed: Not everyone has decent savings

is normal. A girlfriend with a foam in her mouth proved to me how wonderful her new man is. And that he doesn't pay for his children, it's not his fault, and this straw is his ex-wife. He hanged a bunch of children on him only to shake up, and he didn't want to, and at all, neither sleep nor spirit... whether these children are also not known...
In general, the white and puffy benchmark of a real man got into the nail-like legs of a man. It is clear. And now guess three times who the next child grows up alone from the standard. And without food. The following paragraph justifies this. You are talking about ostracism.

I remember when we were 10 years old, my friend and I played the movie "Three Xs" with Vin Diesel. There were ice tricks and action. One day my friend’s older brother brought a disc, and it was written by the flommaster XX, and we, delighted to be able to see the movie again, used this disc. Surprise has no limits.

He breaks into a conversation and begins to rush insults - exactly a fool. Uncle, put the lobby, I’ll leave a warning for normal people on it.
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My grandmother called an ambulance in the middle of the night. Desperate, the doctor listened to her complaints about the inflammation of an unknown hernia. He filled the syringe with salt, dropped his grandmother’s pants and almost died of laughter. Through the pot of impressive sizes in large letters was written in green: "Baby lies!".

Bailey is a joke.

If you like someone, you may not know him well.

From Gicktaims, from the discussion of electrical acne.

Q: Has anyone tried it? What is the taste?

YYY: like the 9 Volt Crown... only more powerful...

Today I decided to serve employees in the office with an apple pastille. He gave each one a piece, but did not say what it was. One naotrez refused to try it until I told you what it was. And to explain why, I told a story from the past work. The employee’s name is Cole, further from his words.

My then boss rested in Egypt. When I arrived, I laid a hotel on my table. A bright flowery box with some oriental sweetness. All inscriptions in Arabic.

I opened and ate about a third of the pack. It wasn’t very delicious, but I made myself eat.

The next day I ask the boss: Dima, did you bring me this? Nifiga is not delicious, spicy. Consistency is incomprehensible. Heroin is a kind of sweetness, you don’t eat much.

The boss raised his eyes at me: If, are you? ? to This is a tobacco aromatized for calcium!

I didn’t eat the whole package.

A familiar driver told me. Further from his words.

“I am on the prospect. I turn at the crossroads. And suddenly, Depp runs out, with the stick of his machete, the brakes. "

D is the driver; B is the driver.

D: are we breaking?

Q: What are we breaking? Where is?

Q: Did you not see the sign?

Q: What is another sign?

D: There is a sign hanging “Floating to the left is prohibited!”

A: So what then? This sign does not prohibit the twist.

D: Do you know what it means? ! to and ride.

I felt like I was older when I picked up a free newspaper at the stop.
The turtles raised a buzz in the head:
Is there anything interesting there?
Do you have too little information flow from the internet?
A piece of paper, will it be useful? Washing the hands, laying...

The life banana.

An announcement in the newspaper: A legally subdued pensioner will take over any company on order. and expensive.

Nothing affects a girl's pride so much as not attacking a girl's honor.

XX: A colleague on the teppitopia of the dacha has a small pet. Animals, with cats in the network community for some reason associated with the goodbye, peppegopodied a dungeon - a colleague's dungeon is melting. He found the dam, removed it, and found a new one. How can he be wiser?

YY: He has to think like a bobber. Becoming a bob. To grab on them with great forces, and the bobs should have some celebration at this time (c)

I went to the shopping center today. There is a woman in a shirt with the inscription "I am a fool". I thought it was strange, even looking around. And behind the inscription "You too...")))

Speak as a woman. You have already hit, grandmothers, your "growth-weight-growth-growth-growth-doctors-goats". Go to some review book and drip your "born boy, not liked, I advise giving birth to girls".

Serehio: We have a new guy at work in Kosovo (bought at a fair).
Serehio: He is hot, he sits on the floor under the air conditioner, sits in a relaxed position, the knockout is broken, looking for something in the book.
serehio: The boss comes in, looks at him, says: "You are sitting here like this, just a shepherd on the pasture, only a knot is missing"
Serehio: That "Why does it lack" and shows his book. The Art of Programming "

This is "troll" Good that they launched, with these buds at least something funny flashes parallel to the war of food workers.

Two people were hospitalized from the Moscow Zoo last night.
They tried to make a selfie "I’m looking for a navel at Rise".

So who won that?
- With the words "And here the pedestrian causes fire on himself"he beat his pedestrian with his ferris. In our area came the hook. So no one.