Increased aggression may be in the genes.
It can’t, but it is. It is responsible for the Y chromosome. and :-)

The author of this:

The Russian language is mysterious. Olive oil is a taftology, and the hook is a tragedy.

The Russian language is even more mysterious. For example, you hear "taftology" and you write "tautology".

XXX I understand. I had to go to medical.
XXX: on the pathologist. I do not tolerate the spirit of living people, but with the dead I would work.

Why are there such employees at Sberbank? Because they get a salary with thanks bonuses from Sberbank, which can be spent only on food.

Today was in the Magnit shop, paid for the purchases in the self-service box, took the check and headed to the exit. On the way to the exit in an attempt to squeeze the check into my pocket accidentally dropped it, then raised it and again stuck in my pocket and here a woman of 40 years of age runs sharply to me. I am I, I am a woman.

J: That is what I wore!

I: What, forgive me?

Give it to me, please, it is mine!

I: Are you sure?

Give it faster!

I: Emm.. well hold it (I get the check out of my pocket and stretch it out)

A: Oh, it’s a check, I thought money, goodbye!

I: O_o



P. S. What was it?

Before telling me a joke, remember my internet since 1994.

Do not confess your sins to your loved ones, not everyone is born a priest who forgives sins.

In the line in the store in front of me is my grandfather of the 80s. It is his turn, the cashier pierces the goods, calls the price. Daddy climbs into the pocket of the jacket and gets from there a cheap button phone type Explay or Fly, with a bank card attached to it with the help of an isolant (probably with a contactless payment function), applies the phone to the terminal of the cash machine... The terminal feeds, signaling a successful operation. Looking at the disturbing seller, the grandfather explains: "The grandson said that the card can be attached to the phone, and so pay. Very comfortable!

To be a successful politician in Russia, you only need three things:
Lack of conscience to be more comfortable stealing;
Steel nerves to calmly perceive the poverty of ordinary people, knowing that it is partly your fault;
The acting talent to pretend that you believe in the nonsense that you broadcast from TV screens about improving the quality of life of Russians.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia has repeatedly announced a tender for the purchase of a civilian passenger aircraft Tu-204-300 for 1.7 billion rubles. The document is published on the website of state procurement. Passenger aircraft with VIP apartments will be purchased at the expense of the federal budget as part of the state defense order.

I don’t think anyone is going to agree with me that the MDF is (!) We really need a plane!! With VIP apartments!!! And are you ready to finance this (the purchase at the expense of taxpayers)?

The_toad: In fact, if you look at the Krebs cycle, it’s hard not to notice that any little-small profound god would have done it better. Such a ridiculous blunder, such as the Krebs cycle, apparently arose as a result of the tail approach of evolution.
user_ami: Do you know at least one "professional god"?
The_toad: Yes, I am with many of them on a friendly foot. Sometimes I say to some Kukumats: “Well, brother Kukumats?” – “Yes, brother,” he replies, “so it’s all...”

A little news:
In Samara, the founder of anti-corruption organization will appear before the court for giving bribery

In the United States, a chicken without a head lived for about a year. Her head was cut off, but she did not die. She was fed from the pipette right into the esophagus.
The owner of the chicken toured with her around the country, earned good money.
Writing with my words xxx

Dxxx, we even have such a head of department in the company. It can even go without a pipet.
Written by LXXXX

A BDSM dating site? Hm In principle, the development of this resource

and short. When your cat suddenly
Healthy and healthy today.
He did not hit the crystal, he did not hit the coat.
Fuck what you have to do in the pot.
The rest is vanity!
The cat hunger.
Look at the cat!

Fingerprints of human hands remain on many surfaces: in the subway, on perils, etc. Therefore, they do not represent special secrecy.
But here are the fingerprints – behind this is the future of authorization!

At night, a family of ducks settled in my pool - a mother duck and a wreath of small ducks. They swear everything, in the real sense.

Baby in the morning: Dad, can I leave a duck for myself? I will take care of him and feed him, and when he grows up, we will sow him!

For the past six months, she has constantly taken her 12-year-old son's magazine GEO, each monthly issue is usually devoted to some city or landmark of the country. The child liked to read, but recently suddenly outraged and said: "Mom, how much can you read about cities???" I have geography at school! Take GEO on another topic..mmm...for example..." and after a short reflection (ooo, I'm now learning what's interesting for today's teens) continues joyfully "...about THE END OF THE WORLD!!and "

The news:
Nevada has declared a state of emergency due to marijuana shortage.
The commentary:
With the marijuana shortage, the people of Nevada faced a harsh reality.

My uncle got me somehow. I never touched my finger, but I brought it here. I smoked, cameled, self-affirmed... I was fourteen years old, my parents died for two years, a shorter, bad period.
So, my uncle took off his belt and even almost stumbled on me, but nothing happened. Inhuman, he says, and dangerous. Suddenly the kidneys will fly... I began to loudly override and reject options, everything was wrong. Rosemary is not possible, because the winter and the city, the stoves in the house did not run, the clutch dirty unhygienically, the wire is painful, the line is not smooth, the green carpet blaster is ridiculous... In short, when I began to suggest my options, we realized that nothing from this idea would work. So I remained unbeaten, so they roared like two idiots.