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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8510
 04.08.2008
I sit with a friend in a cafe. The sun shines out the window and the birds sing. From now on, clouds and rain on the wall. The girl at the neighboring table thoughtfully: "This is our Peter's weather... In the morning, get busy, and in the evening - fucking..."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8509
 04.08.2008
And remember, serotonin is a substance, not a process!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8508
 04.08.2008
Legos
Looking at the prices in the bookstore, you realize that the Internet came very on time.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8507
 04.08.2008
I go on the street today. What do most people do during a solar eclipse?
He photographs the sun!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8506
 04.08.2008
[06:03:58] Grawl: Hi =) I put myself Linux =)
[6:04:38] [the bear] ? to ? to ? to and??? to
Whoever is in the wicked, is in the wicked.
Grawl: Ah you ))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8505
 04.08.2008
Do you have to go to Egypt with your ancestors?

I am delayed. My father has a session.

Q: How old is he?

48 and what?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx And he still gives up the session???! to

See also: Cretin. He is a member of the parliament.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8504
 04.08.2008
I go on the bus. A blonde is sitting in front. here she begins to play a ugly melody of the type of Maaaaaaaaya, a mom who is the worst in the world... she takes a phone, looks at the screen and says to her OY DIM hello! )))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8503
 04.08.2008
Liya (22:57:49 30/07/2008)
Mmm, I don’t even know what to answer.

EvGenius (22:58:41 30/07/2008)
And finally I got married!!! I really want to ride! This week I'll push the woman and in a week we'll be ready"

EvGenius (22:58:46 30/07/2008)
That answer would not be bad.

Liya (22:58:57 30/07/2008)
Finally got married!! I really want to ride! This week I'll push the woman and in a week we'll be ready"

EvGenius (22:59:08 30/07/2008)
Go to the right, burn.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8502
 04.08.2008
<@Inf^LaG> have you seen the movie?
<@Inf^LaG> about Betman?
<@Inf^LaG> :)
<@nitrox``> yes
<@nitrox``> oxygenated
<@nitrox``> to all smash
<@nitrox``> in theaters
<@nitrox``> from 14 August

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8501
 04.08.2008
Do not lead me to sin, but show me the way.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8500
 04.08.2008
http://blogs.mail.ru/mail/bukaevalek/4CBF66255D9BBBE4.html



A friend bought a cool case, super reliable, waterproof, etc.

The warranty is lifetime, but the instructions indicate that the warranty is withdrawn.

if the case hit the legs of a bear, the legs of a shark or the hands of a child up to five

Years...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8499
 04.08.2008
The cock! Two women looked at each other with a sweet smile.

The eyes...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8498
 04.08.2008
As for India, the most likely buyer of the Hammer brand is Mahindra and Mahindra Company.

is not surprising! Hammer is a real mahindra!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8497
 04.08.2008
How hard it is to write without these tasks.
If I had a car, it would look like this:

I need a car to drive.
Proger: Constipation or Ferrari? Gas or gas?
o o o o o o o o o o o o

In a month:
Where are his wings?
Who asked for wings?
There must be wings.
Q: Should you not swim under water?
No: I don’t have to.
P: exactly
Sure, I should not
P makes wings.

In a month:
Here are your wings.
Do you swim under water?
Q: Who said you shouldn’t?
You thought and decided what to do.

*p is a flying submarine from scratch. In the process you get p why such a long development

In a month:
YU: Why is it so difficult?
p (in hearing): there are no flying submarine cars with simple control
P (on yourself): go now kill the wall

and :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8496
 04.08.2008
How cute, quiet and quiet are the tramps in the day after day, with the onset of darkness =)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8495
 04.08.2008
The joke appeared, if you consider yourself a master in cunnilingus, then try to beat the egg white with your tongue. c) Svirin

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8494
 04.08.2008
- And my friend in general encountered a solar eclipse in the gynecological office with her legs to the top =) And you?
I’m in the clinic with my head in the shit. What was your girlfriend’s name?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8493
 04.08.2008
Being on the patrol route from the service ROVD we receive info: Ul. Tribuza dX sq13, the thief breaks the door, called a neighbor from 12kw, she sees everything...
Going to the entrance, right!A man sits on the curtains with a screwdriver forging the lock.Stones on him, Lie!Hands on the back!The man replied: I live here, I just lost the keys...Let the fox lie!The man does not listen to us, rises up from the corks and makes a step in our direction..Following all the classic: preemptive foot in the stomach, broken hands, the man falls face to the floor, while breaking his nose..We wear handcuffs...The door opens 12kv, the neighbor comes out, looks at the man..Oh sorry Oleg, I didn't recognize you O_o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8492
 04.08.2008
YYY I am rye ninja ))))
I have a contact in the ass with which I never talk, so I don’t remember where it came from. She wrote, and I had all my histories.
That’s all, in a row! A direct history of eclipses can be written.)

XXX (17:28:14 29/03/2006)
The street shows the eclipse.

XXX (17:15:37 30/12/2007)
Happy New Year! all the best and fulfill your dreams

XXX (16:33:10 1/08/2008)
The street shows the eclipse.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8491
 04.08.2008
Renthon: fucking good that I am an admin, not a furniture collector
$SMax$: The furniture collector thinks: Fuck how well that I am a furniture collector, not an administrator... after two days putting the screw.

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