It was funny when a friend of a vegetarian said she didn’t eat meat because she feels sorry for animals... and she boasted that she was given a shirt (!) of natural meat! % of

Rapper Huff detained at the request of aircraft passengers
The passengers do not want to fly with the corpse.

A familiar girl writes:"Our eyes met on the ass of a bending girl. What do you think, after that, he still has a romantic interest in me O_O"

The conversation between the two athletes:
A: How does doping control go?
B: The Reference
A: I am not SSU (I am clean)
Q: I am talking to the banks reference
A: AAA

He opened the bor, worshipped the hue, closed the bor, turned on the television...

The train parking. A large station. Along the train, babies carry beer, cakes and loud cries. is tired. I start screaming: "Fresh drivers! A hot reservation. Refrigerated processors!" Passengers are reviving. Babok begins to break the betrayal - they understand that a competitor has appeared, but can't understand what!

xxx: What a shit I came to Moscow and just didn't go out once to the institute and to the store, and here I lie on the bed in the shock, with horror in the eyes and with a new neighbor whose name is Ural for a moment!
Why the Urals? Where did he come from?
XXX: Who knows it? And today the girl Lada should come to me and there will be a Russian car industry here.

The children! Learn Russian, your mother!
I laughed when I read your "explanations" and "to try", I was amused that even "blade" you could not write correctly. But when in the resume of one of the potential employees I read "Ekaterina Dmitrievna", I cried.

I write to you and all that.
What can I say more?
by Rianna Ontole,
The danger is blatant!

Not so long ago, somewhere around a year ago, my aunt (her 65 years of life worked as a lecturer in a music school) got a comp. During this time, I have been able to change the screw on her unit three times! How can she break the system so quickly??? Recently it’s been called: "Serve the bobby again to breathe..." I’m tired of it! And when she left for the country, I not long thinking grabbed the Kubunu disc with the aim of clinging and went... met me a witness to repair the devil-machine. A complete apocalypse has begun for me. She liked this device and now she is constantly calling me after every hour to ask for advice! I count the days who of us breaks down first or the system, or the system, or I..... 6th day of the experiment

Not mine, I read somewhere on the net, immediately remembered the dialogue of two suckles one of which the guy sent to yuh with her mathematics:
Hello, will you take me?
No is
Why is?
I bought super cute shoes for $10. On a heels of 15 cm, which is NOT feeling at all... Here and go now on foot... And most importantly from the hip, dear, from the hip!

Break the mosque!
I have two three in one, three second, four and a half three thick and four three shells.

From the women's forum, the topic: gynecologist, to whom to go to a man or a woman?
Anjuta 15 years old: of course to a woman, here my mother goes to a man in a private clinic and says men are more gentle, I just don’t understand why I have to pay money for that he looks at my charms, it’s he has to pay me for it!!! to

and cheese:
When I first struck my son for porn, the first thing I said
Noah, go out and find an excuse for yourself!

The Comrades:

d1gw1n: You know, I've been reading interesting facts for an hour now.
Child: for example
d1gw1n: The whirlwind does not echo, and nobody knows why.
Child: Why

I explain: the wrenching echo gives echo, but this echo is almost impossible to distinguish the ear from the wrenching itself. It seems that there is no echo. Read less of all the annoyances.
Your K.O.

YYY: Good, in general, the student’s life... There are, of course, a few shortcomings...
XXX: Oh, that's not a pair - that's a minus, and so everything is fine

Vasya1337: Well what, am I a cowboy? I will grow up, I will be a rapper!
Oradeno: If anyone doesn’t cut his ass off before that.

In one of the games:

XXX: I am a smoker
YYY: No, probably a shortcut

xxx: In the yard of wood, in the woods of brother, in the grass of brother))
yyy: Deputies ballot, ballot, but not ballot
Zzz: Lukashenko walked on the highway and sucked...
Yyy, you have won

A young economist enters the office. Address to the system administrator:
A: Hi to you. I got married and changed my name. Change the name of my computer from "Ivanova" to "Petrova".
When did you get married?
E: In the last week.
Come, come in a year. If the name remains the same, we will change.
E : O_O