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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36118
 16.09.2010
She drove her younger brother to a tree for the New Year. In the entrance, I quietly get a set of chocolate rabbits out of the bag, solemnly gifted. Reaction - "cool, where are the sperm?"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36117
 16.09.2010
ColorFlow
Does anyone know how many programming languages exist in the world?? to

bolk
and none. How can I find out? There are very little known languages, there are dead.

impwx
In a computer journal about 2002 it was written that there were more than 2,500. You can imagine how many of them are now...

bolk
Nothing has changed, there are still more than 2,500.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36116
 16.09.2010
Conversation with the operator about the photo session of two girls

Boris: I had the objective broken after that filming.Repair of Road
Nifferstain: did not endure such beauty ))
Boris : yes )
Boris: The Water
Nifferstain: the saliva has swallowed

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36115
 16.09.2010
Resume of the candidate in the bank:
Technical skills: confident PC user, Microsoft Office 2003, 2007, work on the Internet
Knowledge of foreign languages: English, German - read, translate with dictionary
Physical training: I do not smoke.


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36114
 16.09.2010
From the website of the company dealing with the sale of cars VAZ:

VAZ 21074 models are created for those who prefer reliability, economy and safety to the pathos of many "foreign cars".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36113
 16.09.2010
1: I need something to drink for memory, but then the gentlemen are on the nose.
Glycine can be, not expensive.
1: Does it help? Do you drink it yourself?
I don’t know, I don’t drink.
1: Is it so?
Yes, I forget all the time!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36112
 16.09.2010
Morokun: The name iVan may soon become extremely popular.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36111
 16.09.2010
Satan: I fucking go to this clinic only fucking a single certificate and do
Satan: They would destroy this house and make a kiosk
Satan with evidence
Satan: There would be more.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36110
 16.09.2010
- A colleague brought to the office a book about Buryat traditions and fairy tales. He began to read a page with the meanings of names: Erdem - "knowledge", Seseg - "flower", Bolod - "sufficient".

Apparently, by tradition, the fifteenth child in the family was called Bolod.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36109
 16.09.2010
A conversation between a boy and a girl

She: Do you know this country of Nemy?
He is: No.
She: How is it?! to
He did not learn geography at school.
It is: Stretch your brain!! This is where the Germans live!! to

He just fell on the floor and started shaking his feet.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №36108
 16.09.2010
From the Drum Forum:
xxx: Will the drums of the company sonor be suitable for playing in the style of thrash metal?
YYY: Will the Seagate hard drive be suitable for storing photos?
Zzz: Will the racers go to the boxer?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36107
 16.09.2010
If you leave, I will hate you quietly.
YYY: So I will not go, will you love loudly? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36106
 16.09.2010
After sex *
She: I am sick.
He: Do I give you something?
She: No, I was probably stuck on the bed.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36105
 16.09.2010
The xxx:
How, tell me, did they manage to break such an anticipated contract with the Americans?
YYYY :
Very simple - they arranged a salute, a party and other joke with scale. They announced that they were celebrating this day.
The xxx:
and?
YYYY :
It would have been nothing if it had not been September 11th.
The xxx:
by Facepalm

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36104
 16.09.2010
V_mashkovsky: After another night at work in the morning I dreamed that my head is a flash and "this device can work faster" O_0

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36103
 16.09.2010
Remember the heat transmission! Shake the hands. Three more, let’s go.
WM: Well what do you feel?
L: I feel stupid.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36102
 16.09.2010
I came to work at the service center... ohhhh...
xxx: contacts are lost in the oven at the motherboard and other plates.
xxx: in the freezer lie hards to restore infs from them
In the toilet, the container is broken... I decided to look at what’s there... there, fucking, in the technical alcohol washed drowned phones.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36101
 16.09.2010
xxx: drink the diluted alcohol with diluted juice, toss. The army is a monstrous place.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36100
 16.09.2010
XXX is
4 years of hard work, more than 3000 filming days, is it possible?? to
YYYY
750 days a year (that is if they worked every day)
XXX is
They worked 96 hours a day.)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №36099
 16.09.2010
maria (19:15:56 15/09/2010)
How to install 2007 Word?? to
Vo Áthaa (19:16:34 15/09/2010)
I agree further ready.

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