A small colic. The fourth hour of night. The husband, shaking his legs, walks around the room with the little one in his arms and sings with a sleepy voice:

Birds quiet in Prudouou
Fish Slept in the Saduceus

I know it’s time to replace it.

I have a new boyfriend. He teaches at a technical institute.
But don’t think he’s just a teacher, he’s still working.

I have an innet broken.
AAA: The shit knot broke him
BBB: And what did the nod with the inuit do?
aaa: killed the connection and prohibited touching the body

xxx:...It is even more difficult for me to understand why the ability to play music by tags rather than by files, they consider it an achievement and suffocating from enthusiasm tell that before they had a wash of MP3s, and now "normal phonography"and they "forgot about files and folders".

yyy: there is the main chip in the smart playlists. Anyone who has reached this point is linked and orgasm.

zzz: Is this the shit that can put Pugachev after Cannibal Corpse? = = )

Thieves should tremble if they are nurturing only what is necessary for themselves. When they give enough to share with others, they have nothing to fear anymore.

Cicero, Ancient Roman orator

D.AYou are so cute when you sleep.
Shpik is ugu. I was once shot asleep, and then I was ashamed to fall asleep.

Early in the morning after the club, I stand, breathe air, dialogue...
Mmm... go to me.
She: No, come to me!
He says: Nafid, before you is more expensive!
I will pay for it!!! to

I woke up, on the table of apples, in the refrigerator of apple juice, in the closet of apple sausage, on the plate of apple compot... Here I decide what to eat from this and if it is not dangerous to go to the bath...

"Imagine an interview is just a new level in your favorite computer game"

I love Doom.

The news pleased:
"... xxxh was found dead in his apartment. The cause of death was two gunshot wounds in the head. The official version of death is suicide"

XXX: The Seminary
xxx: I have a question.
XX: How the state relates to society.
xxx: The question is over, because I can't mate in the auditorium of the rogue

13 of September. Day of programmers. Conversation with my girlfriend in Aske:
I: Dear, and you know what day is today?
She: Yes, today is the birthday of Bella from Sumerok :-)
I: The Blue

The girl sells a cat in contact:

Does anyone need a cat? Guys, do not brake, the girls are rushing from the hairy - feeding, only to the house to pull and there catE - control in the head!! to

“Be careful. People love to hear what they already know. Do not forget this. They don’t like to hear new things. They do not expect a new one. They like to know that, say, a dog can bite a person. This is how dogs behave. They don’t want to know that a man can bite a dog because in their world it shouldn’t be. In a nutshell, people think they need news, but in fact they thirst for “old age”... It’s old age that will tell them that what they think they already know is true.” – Terry Pratchett

Goopie
by Laadino

Goopie
I will remind you.

O_O
In what way?)

Goopie
I will come and remind you.

Goopie
I would marry and remember it all my life.

O_O
Oh...

Viewed in Formspring.
X: Why don’t you get in touch?
YYY: Because you don’t want to upload programs that allow you to see through your clothes.

xxx: I understood that it was necessary to change the blanket when I noticed that it wipes out the glasses only getting dirty.)

The Gothic (
M is m?
Three men love me.
I don’t know what to do, tell me.
[Kjukecke]Hz... I find it easier, I love 1 girl
[Kjukecke]she lives upstairs with her boyfriend T_T

Eduard: look up
Oleg : and? I see a white ceiling, paved with some kind of foam, generally white squares with patterns. still at a level of about 2-3 meters hangs a lamp, there is no four-lamp luster. What kind of flowers. How interesting you are around!!! to

1: I read today in the news tape - "Troops from many cities have come to the children's theater festival"
1: It’s gone wrong.