Here is this extreme:

I love ticking my husband in the rib area. He’s terribly angry, it’s shaking all, but it’s shaking me.

The last girl, who decided to stick to me, reflected her elbow into her chest so that she went away for a week. This is not funny and terribly angry.

Yes is. and Zanu. the wicked. No matter.

Excerpt from the 1C textbook:
"What am I doing? This question periodically arises in all who have encountered or simply interested in developments on "1C: Enterprise". andquot;

The alarm clock. I go into the room. I turn on the light. On the couch I see a sleeping husband (by the idea I had to work all night until the point, then come to me to sleep). I insulted me:
Why not in bed?? to
(Why not with me)
I am not less offended:
Because the color is not that.
I squeezed a little.
Me or the bed?
and beds.( by
Which is needed?
The Blue, the Third

After that I could not stand and woke up.
I explain: my husband is a php programmer, has been working on a large project for almost a month, and the customer has repeatedly changed the layouts and color schemes of the pages of the site.

I like fake websites.
I would like to download the book "ajax. The Bible of the programmer". I go to the link, and there I are offered to download not just a book, but an audiobook! and O_O
So I imagine how the reader, with expression and dramatic intonations, tells about the protocols of data exchange, how intrigued by the death of the variables that have been put into operation, and how masterfully wraps the script codes into incredible figures of speech, from which the tears turn to the eyes.

1 p.s. Vanguay mass upload of personal photos, etc. Somewhere on board.
2: Glucose, Anna Semenovich and Maxim Galkin?
1: Can you imagine what will be on the personal photo of Maxim Galkin?
Where to pay so that you don’t pay?
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XXX: the tester is... well, it came and broke it all again! Everything worked well!

The boy’s mother said that her borsch was the most useful dish because it contained the whole table of Mendeleev.
I stumbled and asked if there was radium and polonium.
She hates me :(

Socrates said, “In every man is the sun, only let it shine.” Good and correct expression, only I read it on the PIPCHA made at the Kirov factory.

XX: how to you Fio Brahina Ranohan Abdukarimovna
YYY:Daaa) Coca-Cola with its name clearly does not shine to find.

Food won’t ask where you were last night. Food is always happy to see you.
There is never food at home.

Good morning Alexey! I can't drag the folder to the new system block. Files of 22.8 GB
What is heavy?

4PDA, comment to the article "Google is developing a new object recognition system":

xxx: Google will have to work for a long time: for example, to recognize my neighbor - on Friday evening, and then on Monday morning!!! Two very different creations :)

Having learned to ride alongside people in public transport, malaria mosquitoes have already mastered the territory of the Southern Urals. Scientists predict that the mosquitoes will move further northeast toward colder regions, including Siberia.
Question: Do you not pay for travel? Let the drivers get them out.

Do you know the story of the Red Hat?
2: Yes, there are four...
Not considering erotic?
2: Then three...

I add :
If you used the "Find iPhone" function in the morning, then last night you definitely did it!

Especially if you didn’t have an iPhone before.

Winnisepu: Yesterday I was fishing from Kalac - a huge lightboard on the track. and the motel. The Sauna. The hotel. The shower" Soul, chew me as a big and thick horse!
He barely jumped out of the car.

How is your throat?
WOW: It does not hurt. Absolutely! This is what fat burning pills do!!! to
Theme: The Living
The fat burning pills are cake.

To the stories of male inattention)))

My husband came from work and I ate him dinner. He eats and tells me something.
See also our dialogue:
How about you?? to
What "and how?"
What do you think I can ask you now?? to
Have you shaved?? to
No 0 0 No
Has it colored?? to
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0! to
And what?? to
“Sir, you’re sitting eating, what can I ask?”? to
It is delicious, of course 😉

And yet again!

@Companionship is not the subject of the regular schedule of the morge. There are medical positions, nursing and sanitary...And you don’t have to think about droplets here. Medical expert is a medical position. My sister helps. For example, who, if not a sister, will get a cigarette, smoke, and put the doctor under a mask? Avoid smoking in the workplace!!! Don’t smell the rotten body, comrades... The interregister in the morge doesn’t surprise you, hopefully?

The opening is carried out by a physician-pathologist, medical registrar and sanitary. Holding a special nurse to smoke cigarettes to doctors is too much luxury.
It should be you with a medical inclination looked at, in general, a nurse is quite a working profession, with official instructions and a bunch of responsibilities.
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What are you?! Well...Admin programmers, designers-artists... Judge experts-pathologists!These are different!!! Morgi are different - forensic and ordinary hospital. Let the sanitary lay in a wet corpse!!? Yes, the nurse is needed before the cut!That is, she will have enough work before the cut...and after the cut even more. There is also a forensic medical examination of living persons. The nurse is a witness to what the expert sees. He has no right to watch some kinds without her, I will not clarify, but not far from porn, only not so fun. Senior Senior, Senior, 20 years of experience.

I will answer:

An attractive but ugly product - what is the paradox?
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“I’ve never been beautiful, but I’ve always been damn cute.”
Faina of Ranevskaya.