Here you say Chelyabinsk... harsh guys.
A couple of months ago on the way to work, I drove a cat away from the dogs. It was like an ordinary cat. He drove him to work, where he was housed by a local cat. However, after some time, this lame obaltus, nurtured by a friendly team of the entire metalworking enterprise, began to show an unhealthy interest in biting the stalk that hit the door. Everything would be nothing, if little that fucking cats try tooth...
I just went out smoking... I barely ate a cigarette. This adult monster with a satisfied sight sat and tried to bite the rails. The real rail.
So that's why I'm - let 3-4 months be trained, and then you can call the master's match with the most powerful shredder. Let’s see who is who.)

He: I think about you all the time. How do you think it will pass?
She: If it doesn’t go by both of you, you’ll have to get married.

Sergey, I think you have to go to the end!
It is blunt! I haven’t been so cute in a long time :)

Which beast is the official symbol of Canada?
YYY: The Crane List

LifeEnder: The cat, when I have music, it’s usually something quiet, plays – takes on the table and rolls in front of the keyboard. This time, I decided to listen to the melody of the dece - the cat met, escaped from the room. When I returned from the kitchen with a cup of coffee, I discovered an epic spectacle of a bunch of shit on a subwoofer. Something suggested me that the cat didn’t like music at all.

Silver Fork: Only a real man can struggle to walk in a wedding dress on the Red Square to prove to everyone that he is really a man!

Y: from me is energy.
X: Go to the toilet – transform energy into matter

I am (19:43:34 17/08/2009)
Call me a thing.

Favorite (19:43:46 17/08/2009)
Bag with Haven

Online consultation on the Megaphone website:
17:17:56 Agent7381 > Good morning, JD, how can I help you?
17:19:24 JD > how to unsubscribe from sms with weather and currencies? And, in general, why did the megaphone connect these services to me without my knowledge?
17:21:55 agent7381 > Thank you very much for addressing Megafon. All the good. Consultation is completed.

From a conversation with a stripper:

YYYY :
if a young man wants to a date with a stripper (no mischief, he just liked it),
How is he better at behaving?

The xxx:
In general, there is such a service as an escort - pay money to the box office and go with the chosen girl to squeeze))

YYYY :
Can a stripper work as a prostitute?

The xxx:
Depends on man.
Escorts do not mean sex.

YYYY :
A date with a stripper, what does it mean? and :)

The xxx:
Escorts - Restaurant, club, bowling - everything except sex

and ZZZ:
Is escort when you are not paid for money? is cool.

xxx: I, Yulka, really noticed you when you threw a cup of sweet coffee on your table, poured out the reports, the diary, the keyboard with the mouse and said, "Oh."

In short, you need to come up with such a chicken to carry eggs with pieces of doctor's sausage. He broke three eggs, burned, eaten and well.

I don’t know how to you, but to me the quotes about the memory of Igor Tkachenko here are not quite appropriate. People come to cheat, thereby insulting this serious affair. I’m not sure you’d be happy if you were remembered in Eralash.

xxx: baby, I will surprise you with my culinary talents)))) :*
Oh, and to death 😉

A friend at sea:
Why when I dive I immediately pop up... am I so bad?? to

My grandmother looked at me and said so angrily:
Smoking is harmful to health.
The girl hangs for three seconds and gives:
Aunt is stupid?!...
____________________________
You don’t even know how right the girl is.

I sit, fucking, at work, I miss it. From nothing to do decided to read that there his son took Lenka from accounting to school.
for the children.
If you are bitten by a tick - don't waste time in vain - burn the needle over the lighter (not just the gasoline, for example). burn and burn the cloves. If there is no needle at hand, you can light a cigarette.
Here I fell into a precipice. From our children grow smoking small commandos!

Cable at 9 was:
In the apartment I rented, before me lived a guy named Denis. And in the hallway remained his badge from some event with the signature "Day". Beijik on a crocodile, so as if bilateral does. I recently turned it over and read the inscription "Night"

What can you say to a man when he says he’s in love with me as a boy?

YYY: to give

My wife has a new job:
"Signed a bunch of non-disclosure papers)))
This is such an interesting project. I will tell you at the meeting)"