From Habr:
XXX is Oh! Chinese in automatic translation sounds loud! One of the cameras manufacturers wrote to us in Russian. When we answered, we received a letter with the following signature:
“It’s raining outside right now, but your email is like sunlight from the window. thank you.”

Yyy: They should have written in response in Russian too: “Just thank you for such a wonderful letter in our box! It’s like a world fire around, and your letter is like an ironic rain with cheerful eggs!”

What kind of girl am I?
I wore a coat of decoult today, and when I went down the stairs, I looked at my own chest and almost fell down the stairs! >_<

Review of Half Life 2: Black Mesa
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Reincarnation of the game! Even the bugs passed one-on-one, as I stuck in the elevator a year ago - so I stuck in that same place!

The husband goes to work, the wife stands...

M. You look at me like I’m not going to work, I’m going to fuck.
Looking at your hole socks, I’m sure it’s for work.

I know how to dig holes that are so flat.
and deep
Luckily someone with you.

From Habr. Reasoning the negligence of engineers who allowed the bacteria to enter the installation.
X: Imagine this situation: in a few decades, researchers arrive with another expedition to Mars and instead of finding extraterrestrial life there, they find well-known earthly microorganisms that have adapted to the new environment.
YYY: This is how some halterists brought life to the earth...

Where do you think people live longer in cities or rural areas?
YYY: In Japan

xxx: Regarding the training of dogs to commands, my dog knows such commands as: Vanuyu, Running, Tiger and Kabbalah=).
yyy: mya, vital teams)))

<Mut> Beast**: sit in the bar and shoot with the eyebrows
<The Beast**> Mut, oh, the men pifug on my eyes
<Mut> Beast**: shoot the pope... but not in the literal sense

The most funny thing is that in essence, the film "The Innocence of Muslims", in spite of all its murderousness, provoked fierce fanatical cosplay actions around the world. You will see: the film describes Muslims as savages who are unable to fit into the modern picture of the world, as well as to follow the vows of their own religion, violating almost all its postulates, covering themselves with their own traditions. And at the same time, how deeply reacted the fan clubs of the film in the Middle East! Massacres, murders and burning of flags. A genuine, high-quality fan cosplay!

thx(11:15:11 18/09/2012)
Today in the bus 060 route: "man pay for the trip", "I already paid", "how did you pay if you just entered?", "I went out for cigarettes at the stop". O_O

Wicked(11:15:35 18/09/2012)
And this is Yekaterinburg, it is here that buses go from district to district for three to four days and passengers go out at the stops to buy cigarettes, beer, sausages and toilet paper.

In hell there is a special boiler for those who call the system unit the processor.

6,000 on the map. You need to pay 6800 taxes, + carpets, + oil...
Do you take organs?
Learn to set priorities.
I have new shoes, thank you for the advice.

Not immersed in the internet, the husband is interested in:
Trolling is in what position?

xx > Even if you are looking for a philosophical stone on the Internet, you will often show your breasts.

They brought the Germans to Russia.
The first shock for them was Gazelle with a Mercedes radiator grille.

xxx: I can't melt the antifreeze from the radiator in the yard. I'll go to the square on the weekend - change
yyy: suck, for example, rubber pear
XXX What? You went, do you know where?! to
yyy: anti-freeze, I say, from rubber pear radiator, oak

How did you drive yesterday?
ууу: yes, great, the first time I went to the city, only I went a couple of times on the red and on the double consistent always went, something to the right cut me a little :(
In addition, the left and right are constantly confused.

I would like to share with you the pros and cons of white walls.
So then:
You can see mosquitoes.
Thanks for attention.

Anya: People, we know which song we will sing at your wedding 😉
Which song?? to
What kind of wedding???? to