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It happened to a girlfriend in the fifth grade.
Call her teacher and let Moscow compost:
That’s why you’re such an outsider, why don’t you go with the rest of the children, why are you constantly sitting at the last party, and when all the children get up and go anywhere together, are you the last one going? Do you like it more?
I feel like a shepherd.

My today is going some sad, I ask, say, is that? My light-sweetened gold and says, “You’re so good, and I’m so bad that you’re just angry! " And you’re offended by me...
I’m cuddling with those blondes.

It feels like many modern girls are waiting for a prince to turn them from a frog to a man.

A lost passport or other important document in the meantime is quietly in your scanner.

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I eat cake, I think something is dry... it turns out, I eat it with a towel X_X

People living in the city of Tchaikovsky of the Perm region! Never see a high salary in a management company!!! These guys will get you to work on their equipment for free!!! And then you will be knocked on by the locals and deprived of the prizes!!! It will be your p. Less than 10 pounds!! Hold on to your previous workplace, learn from the mistakes of others! And you are the chief of the legal department and the financial director - fools and fools!
You are pleased!! Help people not get into the ass!!! to
Cat, admin, hyacinth, shredder, broken in mercury

News in the net:

The most scandalous singer Timati is preparing a new sex project, so to say a gift for his fans. The artist plans to sell his sperm. And already from September any wealthy fan will be able to get pregnant from the idol for just?100 thousand.

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Oyaebou, galactogue real danger, cut him off until the whole world has infected!

Everyone who finds it very stressful, exhausting and distracting from the most important things, the need to go down and press a couple of times a day to the accountant numlock - you would be administered to the IT office for a month, where even the director is able to administer, where everyone is aware of the amount of work you have and what exactly you are currently doing, where learning that you were engaged in an unusually important business a week in a row such as 'setting a routing table' or 'upgrading the firmware in the swipes's, you will be broken up and fired on the same day. So be glad that you are dealing with 'dumb uswires', not with specials.

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The possession of Russian spelling is like the possession of Kung Fu, real masters do not apply it without necessity.

The possession of Russian spelling is like the possession of Kung Fu. No matter how much the master hid his skill, it is visible in every movement.
So is.

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What do you value most in people?
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Organs can be sold.

After the sex:
Talk with doubts.
-Dear, call a girlfriend, talk to her, tell her what offensive sex you had now, well, and all that, and I want to sleep.
She calls and calls:
“Lenny, I’m so sick, now I’ve had such disgusting sex. I remember all of Zora, oh what a man he was...

The fact is that my girlfriend during sex often cries out of pleasure. We had this conversation recently:
Sometimes you’ll scare your neighbors. I have older people behind the wall, veterans of the WOW, among other things!
I don’t think I’m screaming in German.

Lexx: The Wiped Fuck is Evil.
He put three socks in the laundry. 2 for meals and 1 for meals. I pulled out two different socks: (((

No, they won’t give you. This monster of the Chelobretsky family managed to shake up, going to her, who sits in the ash to put on a farewell status " went to be a prostitute".

Uncle Vasya: I watched Cobra’s Throw...
Shillen: What is there?
Uncle Vasya: Well, I understand, American fighter, special effects... But let the ice fall to the ocean floor!!...
Shillen: You just want to touch anything! Ice is heavier than water, if you did not know! = is
You know, I think you will feel comfortable in America :)

YYYY :
We have a break with her. I can’t do without her anymore. I am very bad.

The xxx:
I would have your problems. I have soup, pot, bowl, but no spoon. I do not know what to do.

WOW :
A cup of happiness.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
How? You are in Perm and I am in Moscow. How is?! to

WOW :
It is easy. Go to Room 1455.

I am going. I knock, I open the door - I am given a spoon in my hand. I say thank you, I close the door.

Boys, men, it seems to me that a member at 16-17 cm. Is it enough? And for the girls who want 20 cm or more, forgive me, just everything is already messy?

A man can look at two things indefinitely!!!! to

YYY: Ah... and the second one???! to

The British are burning napalm 😉
During the combat exercises of the Royal Navy of Great Britain, on one of their training ships, its cannons are always silent, and instead the students shout "Ba-bach". Thus, the British Treasury saves more than £1 million a year on ammunition.

Eternal memory of Igor Tkachenko, commander of the pilot group "Russian Knights".