On torrent commentary to the movie "pregnant":
XXX is a movie! Everyone must watch it!!! This is this year’s best film. Djokovic is playing badly. A very high-quality plot that makes you rethink your whole worldview and bury your head in the sand so that no longer such selective stupidity can be seen!

In the interview:
What is your weakness?
Sometimes I confuse reality with fiction.
Okay, what is your strength?
I am a crazy Batman.

Talk about wages in the city.

xxx: Find yourself an outside occupation other than the main job ) believe, and sitting at the computer at home you can do 100 thousand a month clean ) It all depends on you. Everything comes and goes with time.

YYY: Not everyone has a webcam and big.... ambitions

At the wedding, the father of the bride speaks:
Congratulations on your new husband!
The bride is married for the first time.
Everyone was in shock, and only the bridegroom calmly said:
I probably don’t know anything about you yet.

News on Yandex:
1st Moscow is expecting a cold and rainy weekend
2nd In Moscow, 57,000 umbrellas were stolen from the warehouse

White nights is when girls invite guys to the night :)

What is a tragedy for the country, then for television talk show.

and :-(

Memories of a former mother.

Every night I went to bed and started to fantasize, smoothing my stomach... here the daughter looked at me for the first time, here she smiled to me for the first time, but here is her first step, but here we are already walking on the street, I lead her by the pen, she whispers, and I show with all my appearance how happy I am, because I am a mother... I usually fell asleep at the moment when I gave my daughter married.

The date of the examination is 38 weeks and 4 days. I go to the reception room with a heartbeat. And then a cat runs out to meet me and begins to climb to my feet! I, overwhelmed by such a kind reception, stand at the entrance to the reception room, and the midwife, seeing this picture, with a nightly voice reports that I am giving birth in the next day or two (while she didn’t even know what my term was!). A little later, I was explained that by the behavior of this cat, for several years, it has been unmistakably determined which of the women lying in the prenatal department will give birth in the next day or two. Accuracy of 100%

In any city, if you drive all the time on a good road, you can come to the mayor's house.

I was prescribed both rectal and vaginal suppositories.
I now feel like I’m candelabru every night (

xxx: Once, I remember, there was such a difficult game in the dot that I had to connect the mouse instead of the touchpad.

The law on the ban of computer games.

Act on the protection of children from information harmful to their development. Stop the media at all. The word on the fence also traumatizes the psyche.

Banned the fence!

The court sentenced the major of the reserve of the unit N6890 Igor Matveev, who posted on the Internet video, where he said that the soldiers in his part were fed dog conserve, to four years in prison for beating two soldiers. I. Matveev was convicted for several times hitting the face of a drug dealer detained for drug trafficking, during a “educational conversation.” He also struck a younger sergeant on duty at the CPP, who refused to release the praporshchik, when Major I. Matveev demanded to show the place where the drug dealer was detained.

Horses seem to hint.

I call the tech support provider, the internet fell again. At the end of the cable they answer:
- Hello, technical problems... oh, technical support is listening.

Review of Apple iPhone 4 32

Disadvantages of 1. The price.
I have a friend for 41 t. I bought VAZ 2107 2001. State as new.
2nd You are constantly shaking for him - recently a annoying scratch planted near the camera, was very upset, even drank a pill.
Three It feels like he will eventually be taken away from me. People look at me like that. Be somewhere in Leningrad at night will be taken away. Life has become scary now. Although I am in the car and there is a bubble with pepper, and trauma... and friends athletes
4 is When you hold the boundaries of today's technology, the happiness of life disappears - I know that no phone is cooler and how it's boring.

Well, all the ways are good, suddenly really helps.

Olga Zelenková a.k.a. Zel...

I love you crazy! I will be the most gentle, caring and attentive! You know! Give it a chance, love is worth it.

To all the foolish, head-turning, love! Be sure to be happy!

Gecktor V.

1: Today ordered money from the buch for a business trip.In the statement instead of the sum of N thousand rubles wrote N thousand gold. It’s time to put on toys...
2: It is OK. I just recently on a page in place "reason for a trip" wrote "send".

Sir, let me shake the smoke of your estate?

From the program discussion:

YYY: there is glucose: after every 10 starts, try again
XXX: 7 holes like that
Yes, there are a lot of holes...
XXX: Gauno algorithm
YYY: Fuck, let’s be clear, I thought it was some kind of mathematician))))
YYY: I’ve gotten tired.

ROLLTON: The Food of the Gods
YYY: The Underground World