I call my wife:
Hi, how are you doing?
I will prepare.
Am I something tasty?
The dish is named.

Sending a letter electronically
XXX: The gods have done good! The mailbox is gone, the mailbox is gone! and :-)
XXX: How did you understand? The reception!! to
Mars, Mars, calls the earth, the letter did not come
Q. What is the happiness and happiness???? to
No problem, I’ll try to overload.
XX: These are the extraterrestrial Jedi with elevated levels of media chlorine interfering....Where is my laser sword?!!! Take care of the Count of Duke and the Black Lord!!! Not now either?
UUU:*ROFL* Dmitry, I am afraid of you)))
I am looking at myself :-))))

Buhtelych: All car navigators should be legally required to produce with four hardware buttons. Two on the volume (regulate), one on the "show large-scale scheme of the upcoming manoeuvre", and another, the healthiest and clearest, on the "FAST-CLOSE-RETURN-THAT-THAT-THE-THE-THAT-SAYED!!and "

I go with a colleague, a girl from work through the private sector. We see the apple and naturally grind the apples. The girl begins to eat an apple and the juice from it splashes on her clothes on her chest. The following is the phrase: "Fuck, what is it that I will not take into my mouth - splashes fly!I didn’t go any further, I pulled...

The main thing for a man is to always wash his socks and textiles on time ;)
Especially the SMS :(

From the Hubble (Discussions on Pair Programming):

You can do this in a couple. Have you ever called anyone to help to sit next to you, and you explained what the problem is?
YYY: I owned your code :)

I don’t understand why the conductors are so angry...they have all the happy tickets.

What is the matter? Do I have a helicopter hanging over the window?
Do you have all the licenses?

Electricity today:
Prepod (P), One group (O)

Q: Name the number.
A is minus four.
I: -4 is not a number - it is a number! and ;)

I don’t believe in horoscopes at all. These signs of the zodiac are all shit.
It’s because you’re a lion.

I don’t trust fish at all.
Yyy: Especially when she advises you to stop eating mushrooms?
After that, I don’t trust either fungi or fish.

A discussion with the blonde of Carl Jenkins' musical work "Palladio" in a somewhat aggressive processing.

Fuck, the pipet is beautiful.
Darina: such a bright cross is made
Darina: thanks to bright high and sound bass
Andrey: don't need clever words, the color of hair is not the same
by Darina ?
Darina: Well, where they dumb and the cabbage begins – it’s very dumb!
Andrey: Another case

I have already tried working on MS Visual FoxPro, VB, C++ ))) Guess what I want to try now?
Oh God, let her write - "Group sex"!

XXX:I am sitting with the Yandex bar, everything is fast and comfortable.
XXX:I am sitting with the Yandex bar, everything is fast and comfortable.
XXX is lying.
XXX is lying.

I was not surprised when I learned how Chinese will be "bad" - "bu chao" :)

Tatiana: And here I come, and you are naked and in the fork.
Fuck, that is how it stands.
Tatiana is yes! With the candles!
Tatiana: I would like this.
Tatiana: Fuck and candles!

Iksss: Brother decided to play Sisadmin and went to a friend's mother to repair the computer. Eventually I brought him to see. I looked, switched the power unit from the back to the VCL. In the evening, it will be repaired.

<xxx> should not be forgotten, years so by 30, married to get married DDD
<yyy> a reminder in the phone set.)

Daddy comes to me and asks, “Daughter, can you translate the phrase into English?”
I: "Well, e, I will try."
Father: "Nachalyava’s asshole shuffled and crackled".
It turns and, disgustingly chicky, leaves. What was that, forgive me?

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Ohhhhh... very much! When will all wars on the planet end?! to
WOW:...and will move into space.