Lost the only haircut in the depths of the apartment. I had hair for two days.

How many psychological marks do the dollar and the euro have that they do not stop breaking them?

My six-year-old daughter was noticed for the theft of candy in Ashan, I read her a lecture on the subject - stealing is not good and one of the arguments was that there are video cameras in the shops... And suddenly she excited as she screams: Mom, look around the candy there is no video camera!!! to

by Nioliz: Fignia We have wonderful roads in the country. For example, as soon as I moved from this your foreign Ford to Niva, I immediately understood it!

Point: Why is it me? Why was it that I, the absolute sober of the whole bitterly drunken company, from the early morning to the very afternoon, had already failed in counting the approaches to the white friend, rushing to him from a half-dead bed, then, then, then, then?! to

Jack D: I said, don’t drink your badia. Yogurt is evil.

xxx: "TutOnHamon" - in my opinion, a great name for the underground store of sanctions goods...

I like the songs instead of the calls.
The order comes on the website of the online store, the customer indicates a cool legal office. You call the cell phone to confirm the order, and there "mama am am criminal, mom am criminal".

Comments on Armored Socks (FYF Super Strong Socks)

XXX is
The perfect material for socks that are both elastic and protect the legs from sharp stones and spikes.
But they will fall apart anyway.
YYYY
And one of the pairs will be lost when washing.
ZZZ
Given all that they told, rather not to get lost but to break the washing machine.

And how is it politically correct to say: “Pleave me to Ukraine” or “Pleave me to Ukraine”?

<xxx> @ sending any data in a new window
<xxx> I remember once people wanted to send gates to mail swap from the 95th
<xxx> 20 years have passed, and Microsoft has implemented this functionality on its own

Without any comments.
At the Pukkelpop festival in Belgium, gas exploded.

The thermoregulation
You can wear your own jacket in July, but it’s unfortunate for children.
We have +30, and they are poor little ones cuddling like in the winter.
My child in trousers and mommy. I met a acquaintance with the wheelchair, there the child lies in a wool costume, a hat and on top in woven socks.
I wonder if it is overheating.
Normally...
Mother in Sarasota.

I go to the website of the provider, I am looking for metis -
The M3. Packaging and Price
As usual, they advanced.
This product is often purchased:
The M2,5...

BINGO MЛЯ... not M3... and M2,5....M3 are not taken at all.

I wonder, and the hammer too often take this set???? to

I’m in the electric car, a 9-year-old boy is sitting next to him and playing with his mother in words.
The horse! You on N!
A little boy (having read several options in mind): Narval!
Mother (laughing gently): No, the words can’t be said, only the real ones!

Conversation with Mom
I: Mom, why don’t you keep your phone in your pocket? I call and you do not answer.
Why do I rarely call?
I: They are calling!
They call even less.

Remove the wisdom tooth.
I walk in the street with the proper expression of my face.
Of course I meet my ex.
I put something in response to his greeting.

He decided to shake: - What if the member is removed from the mouth?

I spit out a bloody tampon in my hand depicting a cough.
She smiled and asked, “Are we going to kiss?”

It turns out men with a stomach can run fast if needed.

[9:18:58] Val: Near the shores of Florida, divers found a treasure worth $4.5 million
[9:19:13] Val: Kir, Yeez! You are lazy and don’t dive there!
[9:25:51] Dmitry: You don’t even know what the losers are, they hid it there.

xx: tried to calculate in the postal calculator a package of 65 kg from Moscow to Kaliningrad - 2361 rubles
plus a box and a label with a firm scotch - 100 p
Why is a plane ticket three times more expensive?

xy: two weeks of cold, hunger, beatings, losses and bullying. for only 2361 r and you are in Kaliningrad! For just 100 rubles we will glue your mouth with a firm scotch!
"post of Russia: now delivering not only people" )))

xxx: I had such a case - I was driving in the winter in the darkness to Tver, there were women in the booth, so gently and calmly... I fell asleep, woke up from the whisper of the conductor:"You go out in a minute, get up!" Not having time to wake up, I stretch my boots in the darkness, take my bag and run out - parking 5 minutes in total. Already at the station, when the train touched, I realized that I attracted the attention of people, looked at my feet... Ha! I found out I had two other people’s boots! The left was red, the right was brown, and both were not mine!!! As I did not notice, I do not know. It is shameful. and shy:

Once upon a time, we had one crendel, who prepared all the hot sandwiches in the morning, got a chased sandwich.