Alex is
How is it? What is new?
$weet bitch
When are you starting?
Alex is
From whom the soul lies.
$weet bitch
Well, I was born on June 29, 1980, the day was sunny, it was hot.

First a woman gives birth to a goat, and then she seeks a lamb.

will feed them.

From the series “Doctor, I have it...”

The 80s. of Moscow. Regional Clinic

From the therapist comes out a pregnant girl with square eyes and certificate

in the hand.

The certificate reads: "There is a swelling of the abdomen due to pregnancy."



The whole line rolled.

Roman Abramovich once threw money on his mobile phone and accidentally bought it

The Beeline Company.

Randoom: Paradoxically, but the less a girl is fucked, the more she is fucked.

Quotes about incorrect coding:

<Sc0v> YRN MHRE ONDSHLUK WRN MHRE MY Gfs?
<black and white> thistle?
<Sc0v> YAHWEH= YAHWEH, YAHWEH, YAHWEH
<tinnitus> now I know what a thinnitus is

Now let’s look at it through the eyes of the second man (Sc0v):

<Sc0v> who raised the thread on the Gfs?
<Get> is it up?
<Sc0v> lifted = started, set up
<Eccechyuope> With Feretch Ooba, UFF FBLPE Raised

In the ASK
1: I downloaded p2p porn here recently
1: 16GB film 1980x1080 resolution

2nd OO

I didn’t get these guys in the monitor.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck, users are eight-legged... eight curved, shabby hands that grow out of your ass.

The joke. I just found my cat bag. For him, by default, any food from my hands tastes better than from a bowl, and he eats much more willingly, even if the bowl has meat, and I give him bread. But the water from my hands is more than the pps. He drank for the last 15 minutes. I gave him a handful of water. His stomach was swollen and he continued to drink. I wonder if I didn’t get bored, would it break? =) is

Krendel in the work of the current that distinguished. The boss came to the office to pick up something, in normal clothes, well on vacation man. He sits, rows at his table, and suddenly something fell, went under the table. At this moment Crendel flies and thinking that there is our Sisadmin, with the screams "Where the hell you lie," responds to the boss of a delicious pencil. I had to see both of them later.

“_Witch_” see my nick and write "Hello, how do you do, it’s a meth, it’s flying?" Idiots
Ufo Witcher: I've never been taken with a plate before

Olyva
Remember I brought you a cat, tell me how it was?? to
Alexandrins
We cannot talk badly about the dead.

Do you have anything with smoke?
I don’t know how tired I am of that question! Nothing has been, is not and will not be.
You would be a good couple.
Plus: Fuck, well not pulling and all, we are just friends and a point.
and more :-*
I am you too, my sweet.
More than: oh Sorry, I was wrong, it’s not you, it’s Dime.
Tagged: blue

<Nastja> even if it happens
<Nastja> I once 3 times in a row offended one person completely accidentally
<Nastja> initially said that those who have not finished the universe are losers, who can only work with php fast-coders.
<Nastja> then corrected that the fast encoder is just a common term, like the Uzbek Churks are called.
<Nastja> and he turned out to be a php programmer from Tashkent who left the universe

User
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by admin
Through how much?? to

by admin
Strangely

User
Not normal, I’ll just get rid of it.

by Ilya 77
Maybe I will go home)

by Ilya 77
Funny to work)

by Ilya 77
Everyone is free, you can leave too!

Ice®
Fuck, this is the second time.

by Ilya 77
What?

Ice®
“When you write a shit, and it is read by my boss who stands at my desk and looks with me in the computer.

by Ilya 77
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ice®
He said he also had to work and went home.

I want to go on vacation tomorrow!
and
Graph: a worthy wish. Oh, would the wise fathers, who sit over you, and rule over you like an eye that does not sleep. Did my brother write? Was it permitted to do this above? To rest with soul and body, away from trouble and dark thoughts?
and
Migulskiy: As I wrote, but I did not see the permission of the Holy One, I will go down. I fall in my feet...
and
Graphic: Not to be hot. You went to the exploration who was younger. On the phone call you a young girl, the secretary is called, in the conversation you will find out your fate of the hero.

Migulskiy: That maiden has the cadres, but a sad mind, and therefore in ignorance is appointed to arrive... But already the prince appointed... There I speak the word...
and
Graph of Crepe. As long as we cling to the mighty raft. And arms yourself, at least with vodka, the cognac will be more accurate, it will penetrate the heart of the prince, set by you, and it will be signed by him with cognac pores in his head. I wish you good luck, and it is time for our word to turn! Maybe the boss will read :)
and
Migulskiy: It is not better for the judgment of the human thought to let the secret, and to read half of the work...
and
Graph is out!

phosphorus
Here Kostick (11 years old son) pleased... came and bet the elderly (15 years old Yure), that that mat is blasphemous... well, I go so.. for the form to whip on him, and Kostiya in front of me sits and whispers: "Well, it's all! Pizzade to you, Yorka!"

How about shopping?
The linen in the Nike burned. She chose a sports carpet, for her 4 size it is an eternal problem, sample, approaches the box office and gladly gives the seller: "What good carpet you have! And then, you know, my chest is constantly falling out of it in the dog’s posture, and yours are so good!". After these words we go away under the astonished and stunned look of the seller. Only then came to us that the seller was unlikely to have thought about the dog posture in yoga.

See also: ppc I always knew my husband was shy. :)
Newton: Did something happen? and 8-)
Yes, not that word.
Allee: well he usually када we go there on a march, he goes 2 km with a roll - so that no one gets hit
Allee: the house in the watercloth so many people on my memory burned - the door did not close, you open, and there you are happy... well especially for youth and a strong piano :-) but not mine - this is always closed. It is uncomfortable, there are different things.
I was in a hurry, I forgot...
Allee: caroch, I’ve always thought that EVERYONE is sitting face to door when they’re shouting :-)))))))))))))