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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53112
 10.09.2011
XXX: Lukashenko - shit Robin Good... says: "In private enterprises, the surplus profit will be seized in favor of the state. They must understand - the state has a difficult period."

YYY: translation: we managed Figo, and you will be paid, Olof Adinadin

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53111
 09.09.2011
Do you know what money would a refrigerator that locks itself after 6 p.m. sell for? It is not for that people make money. No to Tom!
YYY: No... how much money could be earned on their repairs...

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №53110
 09.09.2011
Announced by:
Humble and cheerful cat Timothy.
The course is 1.5 months.
- full-wheel drive, with anti-blowing system "Tiger's Claw",
- built-in loudspeaker with increased volume,
- the volume of the gas tank - no more than a finger.
Not beaten (not for anything)
Not so colored (and so beautiful)
- environmentally friendly (no harmful emissions to the atmosphere - all in the pot)


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53109
 09.09.2011
I read a story about rap. On the last page of the book, when the root has already been removed, I notice the huge carrots on the next bed. About myself - "here are the rats, already the setting for the second part is being prepared.".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53108
 09.09.2011
From the Hubble comments to the post about the new official client of ICQ:
The IM client now has the same system requirements as Half-Life 2.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53107
 09.09.2011
I was informed here that Kasper - a good ghost got into the movie through the bed. Prior to his acting career, he was simpler.

[ + 51 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53106
 09.09.2011
I bought my wife an Apple MacBook Pro.
Well, now a year you can tear off the socks and suck in the shell.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53105
 09.09.2011
... how many separations of wonderful prepares us "not in that window..".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53104
 09.09.2011
It was a joke that made me think about a lot.

In Frankfurt, 16 trams crashed, and the operator of this carrier called 11 taxis, which took all the passengers at the stop... And then I thought of Russia...

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53103
 09.09.2011
It is much easier and more pleasant to spoil a young girl than to try to correct the nonsense.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №53102
 09.09.2011
It is time to look externally.

This morning, as usual, I went to work and picked up the garbage. I approach the containers - there is a bombardment with four dogs. One of them began to whisper at me, and the bomber said, “Luska, fu!!!” His own!and "

I’m going to buy a costume for the weekend.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53101
 09.09.2011
In fact, it is almost noon in Moscow, and nobody has yet written that today is the day of the tester, by the way)

On September 9, 1945, the first bug in history was officially registered. It was on this day that scientists from Harvard University, who tested the computing machine Mark II Aiken Relay Calculator, found a moth that was stuck between the contacts of the electromechanical relay. The extracted insect was glued into the diary, with the accompanying inscription: "First actual case of bug being found".

All involved with a celebration!

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53100
 09.09.2011
Inscription on the universe elevator: Everyone, guys!
Below is the signature: Fu, Pidoras!
Even lower: fu, a homophobe!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53099
 09.09.2011
>> Why did Gaddafi decide to flee to Niger?

Because American soldiers do not have the right to use this word in speech.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53098
 09.09.2011
Comment to the article "Ukraine - the fourth in the world by the volume of pirated programs"
Fuck, we are only four! kids, let’s get up!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53097
 09.09.2011
Advertising for the domestic car industry:
"Lada Kalina - a real machine for real life"
Without any hints we are rubbed that our life is really shit.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53096
 09.09.2011
The Poor:
"Consult how to get rid of unreciprocal love?"

It is best to get rid of at night, without witnesses. To hide the weapon of salvation, to bury the body.


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53095
 09.09.2011
About the Desert

married (18:12:06 7/09/2011)
Is apathy a consequence?

Chere-Sweet (18:12:52 7/09/2011)
Yes, what is understood by total apathy... I also thought that apathy, and it turned out that the balance of the

married (18:13:01 7/09/2011)
Yes to?

married (18:13:20 7/09/2011)
I am now balanced under the table, because the chair is broken and I am lazy to get up.


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53094
 09.09.2011
Something my hero became quite powerful, everybody wins easily, even playing is uninteresting. I’ll probably create a new character and start from the beginning.
is right. Now you understand why I have 10 heroes of level 85 in WoW.
Is it because you play too much?
The cock!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53093
 09.09.2011
From dairi.ru :
Some say that tomorrow I’m thirty, I’ve lived a third of my life. The optimists.

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