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[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №128
 16.12.2007
Walking through the park with a 2-year-old son, suddenly a girl-ready, fit-like, in black clothes, eyes and the floor of the face are painted black, and my son gives out pointing at her:
and Dad! and Batman!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №127
 16.12.2007
This session will not be easy...
I understood this after the thermal practitioner said to me today, “Who are you?”

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №126
 16.12.2007
by twin_mirror
We are broadcasting a call to passengers at metro stations.
by twin_mirror
Kiev Metropolitan asks Kievans not to ride the metro in the morning hours of peak from 7:30 to 9:0 without extreme need.
by twin_mirror
I was dying, I was crying, I was crying 😉 😉
Of course, in the morning people are so, because of interest in the subway.)

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №125
 16.12.2007
HeLL0 I am here making a baby of cotton and PVA snowflakes
I don’t know what a snowflake is, but the mummy came out.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №124
 16.12.2007
Travolta: Scuco, in the corridor from the rain hanged such harry, which in the half jumped on the head and they had to be mounted to fuck, now I get out of the office and nervous.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №123
 16.12.2007
Training Course "Basics of Linux Administration"
Download of lectures (MS Word format)

<bubajazz> They’re getting fucked!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122
 16.12.2007
Looking forward to news releases:
Today in the Kremlin the Prime Minister V.V. Putin gathered the president and ministers for a meeting and asked strictly about the results of the implementation of the country’s development program in the medium term.

and max_tm

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №121
 16.12.2007
History has burned today.
Grit: My daughter has only achieved the fifth point in her life.
They all slept :D
Then after a second added: well kind of persistence...))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №120
 16.12.2007
Why can a text presentation with two small images weigh 14 megabytes???? to
2: The soul is invested

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №119
 16.12.2007
The download of the file will start in 5 seconds.
If the download did not start automatically, press the "shut down button!and "
c) Emily

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №118
 16.12.2007
xxx: I wonder what odmins in the strip club red hat?

Which strip club have you never heard of?

xxx: well tamas type of male striptease there and odmin probably catches in strings))

yyy: fucking you know I even ask him for what purpose you were interested in and what fucking you know the name of the male strip club and more generally where the button ignore

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №117
 16.12.2007
xxx: conspiracy campaign - contact ceased georgians
See also: OMG!
Another incomprehensible combination of letters! He wants to break my mosque!and ((
Specials for Blondes
O - O
M - May
G – GAD
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May is fucking!! Is it from House 2? Have you met the sun? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I am not a blonde!!! to
by gbpltw!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №116
 16.12.2007
I’m sitting and reading... I don’t understand the niche...
By account No. 30 of 15/05/07g. for end balls K/B GP 5 tn. Sum of 104000-00 in t.ch. VAT 18% 15864-41
What do they pay for?? to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №115
 16.12.2007
by Artem
I am a hungry fucker.

by Psionic-485
I am a hungry student.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №114
 16.12.2007
The Wildduck,
I have the final stage.

The Wildduck,
Instead, I opened an interpreter.

The Wildduck,
The window is like a chat.

The Wildduck,
Enter the translation from above.

The Wildduck,
0 0 0 0 0 0 0

The Wildduck,
He saluted me.

The Wildduck,
I am his business.

The Wildduck,
How is business for me?

The Wildduck,
xd

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №113
 16.12.2007
ANELY
I want to sleep
Fitch
I want
ANELY
You can eat me while I sleep.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №112
 16.12.2007
1: I sit

I watched Terminator 2.

1: Remembering my childhood
Translation of Goblin

2: Childhood in the Goblin translation, it must be tough

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №111
 16.12.2007
XXX: Everyone in this chat!
xxx: Fuck, it’s fun to have such an inscription on the grave 😉
Better not to have, but to read.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №110
 16.12.2007
Worth
What will happen if Medvedev becomes president?

Worth
The whole world will shut us...

Worth
President Medvedev...
President of Bears.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №109
 16.12.2007
I was in a night club.

yyy: an interesting phrase ))

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