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[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №23798
 17.12.2009
There is a woman in the office, Masha. She borrowed all of her connections in the makeup industry (or as it is right there) and even managed to touch men with recommendations on the right makeup of the face. This is why? Oh well okay. Lunch, the chief of the department comes out of the counters' office, goes out, notices Masha, who today came in a very bright camouflage... makeup - something blue-green-chren-think what. The counter stops at half-step, looks closely at Masha, turns to the corridor and says:
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
The noise is admin. The counter pointing to the male:
Here is!
is exactly?
I tell you!
Meaning is?
The same, only the whole. The counter makes a “rounding movement” with the hands, like the ball shows.
to obey!
Both are out. Masha, whining her ass, climbs to the door and screams:
What did you discuss?
The accountant's voice is heard.
And still still? Masha insists sharply.
A corpse rotting in the swamp!

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23797
 17.12.2009
Forum on Women’s Problems.
Question:The question is, during the day, the guy ends up in my mouth, but the sperm is released very little.Is it something I am doing wrong or is it the characteristics of his body?
Answer: Let it end up in your mouth, if there is more, it means something is wrong with you.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23796
 17.12.2009
Father Christmas will come and bring you a lullaby.)
FIRE: I will put him in the traps of al "one home")
Nude to Nude 😉
FIRE: enters such a room and I will fly a giant rubber false from the top of his mouth.)
The Fire...
Corvin: I don’t want to say anything.
You are so burning now...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №23795
 17.12.2009
from the Women’s Forum)

I remembered the case in the nursery. The mother-in-law came to the chamber demonstratively in a gasoline bandage and sat down in the corner (it is obvious that the bacillus should not be brought to the child), sat down, wearing white cloth gloves to a bunch. My mom started to get nervous. She had no bandage, she apparently felt damaged. And the mother-in-law sat down, and then lay down on the floor at the door, to check if it does not blow. At that moment, doctors arrived. They saw this picture and asked me, "Why do you, mom, let the sick go to the baby?"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №23794
 17.12.2009
On the demotivators comments to the photo of the girl with the naked back:
I would lick her pilot, and then fuck gently and deeply, and then go out again, and then loose, and then lick until I fell asleep in her wet hot womb.
Have you tried to write porn stories? Do not try. not obtained.

[ + 145 - ] Comment quote №23793
 17.12.2009
Who doesn’t like the warm December?? to

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №23792
 17.12.2009
The cat came and ticked at me. and naive. I have already eaten the chicken.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23791
 17.12.2009
In Northern Ireland, bankomates are stolen, digging them out of legitimate places with an excavator. In Chelyabinsk, men are harsh.

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №23790
 17.12.2009
We have gas in the apartment.
In the morning I took a
We live in Ukraine.
The President of our Pidorac

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №23789
 17.12.2009
My mother’s story about my first childhood pearl:
The Winter. February 25 degrees on the street. My mother takes me to kindergarten. A terrible butterfly. Mother through the wind asks me:
Q: Is it cold for you?
I: Unselective drum under the shell
Q: Where are you cold? In the pen? In the feet?
I: * freed from the shirt, with a loud voice * Mama, I am cold in Grishka!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №23788
 17.12.2009
I gave a check in the Russian language, for this it was necessary to write a check and answer the theory.Prepod, naked aunt, tortured me, but did not make a check.
You have a good vocabulary, come next time.
Can I take work with me?
cannot be.
Not " can" and not " can".
...?????! to

Satisfied with the approval of friends =)
Z is. Tatiana Mikhailovna, 2000r for the bill-expensive, so you go through the forest.

Probably - Tomorrow


[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23787
 17.12.2009
xxx: News: "AUTOVAZ will produce electric vehicles"
What is the length of the cable?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23786
 17.12.2009
XXX: I remember here how my mother literally divorced me when I was a child. I feel like a little bitch.)
YYY:)) How did she divorce you?
XXX: I filled out the questionnaire, the girl alone, and my mother wanted to read what I wrote there, but I didn't give her)) I say it's not a secret! She walked, cries, well let me then check the mistakes so that you don't seem like a fool)) well the mistakes to check I gave her >_<
Tagged: lol

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23785
 17.12.2009
Earl: Oh yeah! I don’t have a fun puppy!! I asked him to put his money on the account, he was very smart with us, learned to use mms-kims, shot a doula and sent me a mms))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23784
 16.12.2009
Predictions for Society:
- so, the following concept is written correctly, because the word is complicated and long forgotten, I dictate by slogans: CONSCIENCE

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23783
 16.12.2009
From Habr:
"Google has shortened its shortcut URL — goo.gl"

I thought they bought a.gl domain, and that’s Greenland.
They bought Greenland.

[ + 123 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23782
 16.12.2009
The people! My friends! I finally found the perfect girl! She does not smoke, does not drink, knows how to cook, is very erudite and loves cats!
Katya I love you!
People, bring to the best, please make a gift for the new year)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №23781
 16.12.2009
<xxx> famous song
<xxx> direct as a fire alarm)
<xxx> day day day day day day day day
<xxx> day day day day day day
<xxx> Yellow
<xxx> This is a fire alarm
xxx is offline

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23780
 16.12.2009
If there is no sex in the morning, no affection and love, do a mess at work, that would fuck all day afterwards!
Olli

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23779
 16.12.2009
What do we give him to DR?? to
Wishmaster : )))
No, we are not going to shoot the prostitute.
Wishmaster : ((

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