For several years I was lucky to work under the direction of the Director, a man of old hardening. He is now over 90 years old, God bless him for many years! During the War he passed accelerated intensive courses of French from scratch, received the highest certification, and in 1945 was the translator of Marshal Zhukov, when the latter de Gaulle presented the highest award of France.
So, the Director often came to us young people to talk about work and life. He once spoke about the four terms of the leader: 1) Learn, 2)
He teaches, 3) suffers, 4) suffers.
Make the conclusions yourself.

Grandma at the entrance:
Did you hear that Medvedev had a flea in his sweater?

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Yyy: Igor Valentinovich, I don’t remember, but I can guess.
XXX: Try it
yyy: This is probably a more complete decoding of BDSM – the first letters mean Bondage, Discipline, Domination, Submission.
I like the course of your thoughts. In fact, the BDS is a cash flow budget. And if he, Katenka, is not ready yet, then today you will fully feel all that you described above!

XXX is. Damn, where to find a full-size elephant figure? The kind of idiot... He’s already fallen off his feet (((
YYY is. In our room the director is sitting at the table. Come to.

I have a girlfriend. She adopted her niece. The child is a “golden man”, bands, paychecks, all things.
One day, I met these beautiful girls. Conversation was engaged. We talked about the weather, too.
I ask the girl, “What is your name?” and she answers, “Maar-r-rina.”
What is your mother’s name?
I have two mothers!! Real and not very.
What is Dad’s name?
“Papa PI*OR-R-RAS is not living with us!”! to

The xxx :
My cat is sleeping on the system. Warmly visible

YYY :
She loves her tail, and that’s from the internet.

The xxx :
Is that why her eyes blink?

YYY :
Yes, left on the incoming stream, right on the incoming stream, make sure that the virus does not catch or otherwise at the corners will start targeting the files.

Akira
He breaks me off from the hood:
I am writing a letter to the company that provides us with a merchandiser. I write to the director:
"We really need your merchandiser to start working on our product as soon as possible and bla bla bla". And at the end I write "Spasibro".

Answer to:
"To see you strongly stuck there. Rescue, Bro, what problems"

From the Makeup Forum. Discussion: The dark color of the face. What to do? The first comment: Forget!and :)

after 200 clicks should appear the inscription "guard, go to work" or "you have no personal life at all, yeah"

to the spectator:
I started watching a real story. A mixture like this, no one remembers where the death is, and in all the books the necessary pages are ripped out... and I think about what... they can’t go down?))

Do you want a fairy tale? and :-)
And in general, thank you for telling me what to watch in the evening: first, Koshya-Yarmolnik is already something, second, just heard the epic dialogue of Koshya and the Fool-VDVshnik:
Ivan-Durak: I fought for my homeland!
In the war, people make money. You lost your health. You are a fool!

In NASA noted that residents of other planets can quite explore the Earth and its inhabiting society with the help of the descending into the atmosphere devices controlled remotely. Also, NASA employees did not rule out that aliens are closely monitoring the political situation on Earth, especially the parliamentary elections in Russia.

It’s really jealous – I’t drink enough to write that!

A five-year-old nephew is watching TV.There is a advertising video of the snow queen"...after a cuddly question:"and where are you dressing?"the nephew presses his shoulders, and slipping from the couch says: "Yes, we dress at home..."

The mysterious form of spizd turned out to be the List of Isdelias. Author Accounts

Exler: The advertisement hit in the eye: "The first meat mower that cuts cubes"! Immediately I thought what exactly can be done with the farce cut in cubes. This is from the series "gather a cocktail of any configuration", right?
MasterJack: This is for fans "minecraft"

Procter & Gamble stops supplies to Russia of flavors and deodorants
Aromas of alpine meadows, "sea breeze" and so on.

All these fragrances will replace the smell of chlorine for Russians.

For several generations of Russians, this is the only familiar smell of purity.
and freshness" - so commented on the change representative of the company.

XHH: My parents say that I’ve been speaking clearly for years. I went to the kindergarten with the older children.
xxxh: sometimes mom says - "from the beginning of the year, still does not get stuck"

I sit with my mom and dad in the kitchen. Dad had to remember how they met his mother, how he gave her flowers, how they walked. Mom is sitting next to me, drinking coffee, grinding from memories.
Q:...And then we ran on the fucking wheels, and then we went to the cafe. On the way home they passed by the bus station, suddenly bought tickets, and went to the neighboring city to walk. Oh, there was time!
I: So what has changed?
Mom and Dad at the same time.
M: We have grown up.
Q: We are old.
Pause, Mom is angry
M: What are you saying? For example, I have not gotten old!
Q: I have not grown up at all!

The Fuck! Now I want to see an unbearable shell!: / /

Who does not have winter clothes?? to
We want your weather. Today behind the window -30 and electricity yesterday cleaned the roads of snow!! to
From Surgut, with love!

The Google Questions:
How to heat food on board planes? The aircraft provided food in aluminum packaging, moved home in the microwave, a fireworks began. How did they heat up food on the plane?
Answer to:
It is pretty simple. There is a mechanical hand-manipulator (it was then started to be used on shuttles and ISS), which boilers, boilers and other bins are placed in the flow of hot gases from the engine's cradle. For this, even special shields are arranged, which press the hole hole so that the pots do not fall out. This is easy to see by watching the plane fly from the ground. At first, there is no visible trace of the engine, and then a white steam (inversion trace) appears. It is clear that the soup has boiled! Sometimes there is a trace of black – meaning the dish has burned!