After the performance, we look at the group that is already standing next to the stage with our back.
I: "Yes, a beautiful soloist"
Katarina: "Yes, but he has a girlfriend"
I, thoughtfully: “It’s not a girl, it’s their guitarist.”

Smoking at work:
My kids are giving rats, don’t you?
I want to have a turtle.
Land or water?
Yes, the water probably. Better to take 4 and a rat from you:)))
K to you?
I - Well I'll have 4 turtles and one Sensei)))

This is Karma:
I ordered a set of cards for my son in one refreshing online store, so I collected half of the order as needed, and instead of the second part, a roll of toilet paper with the flag of Pindosia was rolled.
I thought it was a finish, no!
I ordered a colleague on the DR, a USB scroll with the engraving of a phrase from her favorite film. Something hoped, didn’t check, made it more beautiful... In general, when it was printed in the office, the circle was beautiful: “Dear Igor Stepanovich from the employees of the farm!”
A colleague asked not to change, and no complaints to the store!)))

Let’s give her a picture!
My sun, paintings are divided into those we cannot afford to buy and those we cannot afford to give.

Belko: "Canadians were the first in the world to send SMS using vodka"
W3bl0rd: Natasha, I’ve sent you so many SMS with vodka...

Honestly speaking:

Hello, my name is Oleg and I am Pizdbol.
Please sit down, Oleg
I am not Oleg.

You know why no one is against it.
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Why do I confuse e and enter?
Because I am Batman.
XXX: My Mother

And in our office from now on and for centuries, the work of the IT department has been translated into the mode "Nightmare": the head of the Aitishniks from Monday has been appointed... a... an accountant! A real accountant without IT education.
Day of Victory over Common Sense to us, comrades!

[20.12.13, 11:52:04] Cobbs: Today he measured his whore in length, 36 almost 37!
[20.12.13, 11:52:12] Cobbs: Now I will always be a fox to measure with a graduator

Can you really move to a warm country?
Where it is always warm and good
YYY: In the hell!

Evaluate a thin stem: invite a French chef to a restaurant called "1812"

L: Yes, I’m as old as the Pentium II.
SV: And I am like Windows Vista - glutine, few people love me. But is beautiful.

I change I/O to I/O and I/O to IQ to find I/O.

TP without v/p.

xxx: once played 4 in the KC

YYY: and SHO, and how?

Yes, it was somewhere in Florence, and there were such rooms with flower gobelins on the walls, I was mostly sitting there, hiding and admired.

From the topic of finding a partner for the university ball: "Hey, all hello. Like everyone else, I am looking for a partner. :3 Growth 170 with tail. Specific characteristics are: brass. But I will try. It is true "

The aunts in the office hanged the silhouettes of horses from paper to NG everywhere. A colleague went, printed a picture with a gymnastic projectile "the horse", hanged at the table, sitting happy)
With the coming!

My friend works as a teacher in a kindergarten. He tells us:
The boy approaches and says, "Elena Victorovna, and Vova matters. This is bad!"
I say "Yes, Misha, it’s very bad"
He said: “My father says that the matte is only a bullshit!”

My pattern can no longer break!

J@h > Thank you for the film Mission Serenity!
Mr. proud > What do you mean?
J@h > There were text in Chinese without translation. Interested and found out. I worked for the second year in a joint Russian-Chinese company. With my knowledge of Chinese and English now promised that in the new year I will be the head of the department...Thank you Serenity! =) is

The red beard:
I’ll give myself into good women’s hands. In food unpretentious, left-handed, taught to the toilet, salary home. Passport and vaccines. I refer to the cat, the puppy, my sun and so on. I put the dirty socks in a special place.
The phrase "Mom does it differently! " I do not use it. It is not castrated"

The red beard:
Print and hang out

The red beard:
* by phone

The red beard:
with my phone

Beer Drinking in the Race
xxx: well with the silk of course play fun
xxx: he's angry that I don't have a car and even right, and I'm chasing faster than his steep driver
xxx: he entered the detachment, stopped there
xxx: said I should wait now and went to see the telecast