bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8349
 30.07.2008
Remember the photo album we gave Nikon for the wedding?
Now called with the question where we bought it - in the whole city can not find it...
And even somehow it is not convenient to say that we gave him it only because he failed in my closet for 2 years.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8348
 30.07.2008
Gibraltar is hot!

I've been here recently in the area, well, I'm going to the village to the common, and the road is deserted, and I'm flying means 140-150, but at the very entrance there is a Gibeadadesh car, and one in yellow is burning something in my direction. I think a puppy. It stops me, like an inspector such a thing (and the young green on the pursuit is almost nothing) fit shows the radar - 137. The type exceeded. Well, I say yes, it can’t be, the type can agree like that. And then his face changes, and he gives. You don’t have the Finnish band playing that won Eurovision, Lord in my opinion. I say yes. He talks with a completely different face. I will not give you a penalty and you will give me a disc. Or we do not buy this in the village, there is no internet, and I have been looking for two years, I cannot find it. I say, no question)) And I ask and the partner will not be upset? He is looking for them.) Well we still stood so five minutes talk about the music and how they have trouble getting anything, I gave them a record, and they wished me a happy way.
I’m still in Houston.)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8347
 30.07.2008
Doctor ‎(14:18)
How do I look at it? (
I don't play in your mini-themes.
Tagged with: ‎(14:27):
Shras is available I will repeat)))Take the full survey to the end))) By the idea, this is a strong antibiotic and should kill everyone. Furthermore, of course, I would like to raise the immune system of the comp, but in principle this is not necessary: just now protect yourself and what is in the computer do not push. The simplest hygiene: wash first. that is. not to run and not to open folders, but to cover this same utility (there is the item "selective".
Do not open the forks too much.
the wind side, or all kinds of shit will fly (I am about downloads from various kinds of entertainment sites), you also need to re-examine the circle of communication, with hamaseks and drug addicts do not communicate (clear short contacts in aske)
If there are any unusual or intuitively incorrect symptoms - immediately see a doctor. First to the local therapist (you can go to me), and then by circumstances))).

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8346
 30.07.2008
and ping:
Every time I walk the streets
I See Hordes of Emo Kids
Wish I Had a Big Shotgun
I would kill 'em everyone

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8345
 30.07.2008
1st :
I am a maniac in the world search whenever you send a photo I will first beat her then I will fall into your town I will rape you and get rid of the matu hahaha *DEVIL*

2nd :
Enchanted...

2nd :
I’ll add you to the contact list.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8344
 30.07.2008
News on mail:
"Pugacheva called Sobchak a prostitute"
I’ve always believed in you, Ally Borovich!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8343
 30.07.2008
The status of her in the quip: Boodryak so what!!!!!!!!! ))
He is: Hi!!! ))
He: Did he sleep?
See also: PRIVIET
She: ah)))) she slept out ?))
It’s because you’re so bad ?
He is : ))
She’s pumping energy out of you ?
She: Oh...
She: Something went out.
See also: Rolf
She: Sorry
He is a la-a-adno! )
He: I also like when you suck the energy out of me!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8342
 30.07.2008
After quarrelling with the moustaches-santechnicians, who refused to cover the intersection between the floors, a perforator fired at a friend, and decided to show them how to work.
Rejoicing in the miracles of progress, a bit engaged.
In fact, they changed everything. The neighbor from below said that "Tomorrow"I will come and do a hole in the ceiling.
It’s been a week... And I’m lazy)) But no... She doesn’t call... She’s smelled such a smell that I hear it will overcome my lazy...))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8341
 30.07.2008
No one is surprised that in the new film "Secret Materials" Dan Scalley before doing the operation of the child on the transplant of interkostal stem cells(!) Would you like to find out how to do this operation...in Google?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8340
 30.07.2008
It was in those times when win 98 was on almost all cars, and there were such left-hand lines that could go through open ports and remotely operate through it.

And my perverted mosque decided to go the reverse way...in case a confused hacker decided to steal my passwords, I downloaded the first virus hit from the internet with the fun name "hddkill"...Attempting the hacker’s thoughts, I created a nisc. the folder on the comppe with the names of the "clay shooter" "the list of passwords" and so on... arranged everything as it should created empty files with different extensions, text files, and duplicated this same hddkill only under another name... I don’t know who got it, but after a few months I forgot what I was doing this.. and when I started cleaning the system, scanning the old files I saw the folder, Shooter, O_o and decided to play it, after 5 files run, I thought and here to me came, to insert the bulldozers in the computer was too late, because the computer was silent, there was only a rest.

A black screen and a flashing spot, shit!The computer cleaned up.and ((

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8339
 30.07.2008
JN
I almost burned, my calendar burned.

JN
11 September
Day of military glory of Russia

JN
Patchwork

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8338
 30.07.2008
Yyy lan over driving all day =)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and :)
xxx is

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8337
 30.07.2008
Darla_Vuelta (22:07:19 29/07/2008)
How to Success?

Pastor (22:07:26 29/07/2008)
badly (

Darla_Vuelta (22:07:42 29/07/2008)
Why is?

Pastor (22:07:48 29/07/2008)
I do not know

Darla_Vuelta (22:08:11 29/07/2008)
Strangely

Pastor (22:08:43 29/07/2008)
Why is

Darla_Vuelta (22:08:57 29/07/2008)
I do not know

Pastor (22:09:07 29/07/2008)
Strangely

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8336
 30.07.2008
Kris
The mystery!
Peti has 12 apples, Losh has 8 apples, and Vashi has salt in his ass.
Who was the last to escape from the garden?

Alexis
Petya stomped the last escape

Alexis
Well, first Vase was shot in J. salt and then the rest of the apples began to run away. Petya struck the most of all - respectively spent more time. And Vasya held him with both hands and did not take anything accordingly. He ran out first.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8335
 30.07.2008
Dialogue with Mother:
"You laugh at the work of Darya Danzova all the time, but you probably haven't read any of her works. I got her new book, will you let me read it?
No is
And I don’t want to...who else would rub her.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8334
 30.07.2008
andri
Do you use Skype?

andri
The wheelchair and you can be wicked over the Americans in the style of the allo apartment of the rabbits-no, and what the ears are ticking.

Kurtis
Is it Washington?
Yes is
You ordered a tree.
Yes Yes
Topol has flown

Kurtis
Better not hope.

andri
AAA talent is missing))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8333
 30.07.2008
She: in the world before the hero of shameless people.Well, of course, not such shameless people as I...))
He: You are not shameless, you will not give me
He: You are just good.
She: Fuck him... Good!
He: Not even the most - I'm not likely to break you either

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8332
 30.07.2008
<Dalphin>Juppies, I found the controller from the fan, now I am the lord of the elements again )))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8331
 30.07.2008
Today I saw a girl in an ultra-short dress.
The girl's legs were very even nothing, and in the shoes of the
> she clearly knows how to walk the cables.
>She cheated her rope tampon, which turned out to be a lot.
The long shirt.

Who can do this without copywriting?
(c) gilmorn-elemorn.livejournal.com
To the top if possible. The world needs to know its heroes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8330
 30.07.2008
>> A hoppers are the perfect conductors.. Here the day in the bus was driving...and there the conductor hoppers. I gave him 20 and passed 16. He asks for 5 rubles to surrender: "Hear... and ruble is there 7 Look there can you eat ch ch on small.. direct your hope.. give nothing. "

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna