I saw from the morning a sad subtle Tajik in dresses and a purple T-shirt with the inscription: "This is how a real man looks." Well, I think, okay, let’s get the fake better.

Have you broken? Why post old quotes on the second round?

here here :

I used to use the phone cable and brush my teeth. After the call, the ability to speak in general and matte in particular returned in 10 minutes.
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I cleaned the phone cable with my teeth. There was a stroke and I suddenly ate the wire, almost swallowing a piece. Later it turned out that my wife called to wake up (I didn’t know I was up) so that I could eat. My statement that I had already eaten by wire she did not understand.

I went to the clinic with Seraphim today. There was no line, only one grandmother sitting in front of us, pressed with a wild, roaring cough. After another attack, she turns to us and says in a conspiracy tone with a smile on her mouth: “This is not a cold! It calmed me, Aunt.

By the way, the military trackers are remarkable because they bring the aesthetics of the “Star Wars” into real life: NATO countries predominantly use tracing bullets with magnesium, giving a bright red flame (as in insurgent rebels); and the USSR and other Warsaw Treaty countries until a certain point used bullets with barium salts, giving a green mark (as in the star of the Galactic Empire). On the other hand, laser swords are usually painted in reverse (red in bad, green and blue in good). Go guess it.

There are two very important men in my life: Leonid and George!
The first comes during the day, the second at night.
I’m calling them hot and hot 😉

xxx: The new mayor of Yekaterinburg Royzman, banned in his city rap group AK-47, say he is a poet himself, so he will rap for the inhabitants of the city - Once, twice, twice...the mayor at the microphone....
Yyy: Not to rap, but to chanson for the boys from Uralmash)))
xxx: I went out on the tribune with the guitar and the papyrus in the teeth: - A couple of years I sat off - Later justified - And now I will be the mayor - What the suckers did not wait? Oh... Oh... Oh...
Tagged: ahahahaha

"well, if you understand what I am about ;)" - what can spell out any phrase)

And I drank tea this morning, if you know what I am talking about ;)

xxx: A bag of M&Ms splashed into me with exactly two candies. Blue and red.
I mean the hint "takes to eat sweets".
yyy: No, you have to choose one of them and go watch a lot of glutes along with the black in the glasses.

This is:
"Vaseline with a taste? You are eating him, right?and "

Vaseline is not just for your ass.
The dried lips are also dried.
And then the fruit taste is more pleasant than just a fat snack)))))

I worked as an admin in a large organization. My colleague and I worked every day from morning to evening to straighten the hands of the youths. Then the computer will hang, then the document will be lost, then the printer will not scream. It is decided! Within a month, the OS was removed on all compasses, cleaned up (!) the keys, mice, system blocks, set the software from scratch. The next two months we sit bamboo smoking. Nothing is broken!! The joy! The only problem is the computer analyst. He lives his life, a dog. He wants to be connected, he wants not. It also does not turn on in the morning. The analyst calls me. and help. I am such. and Nifiga. The psychic. The system block. engaged in! After that, I went to the analyst every morning before I went to my office. I started the computer from PINK. It seemed like she explained where to pin and with what force. None of which he agrees. You are experts in high technology. It is late! 😉

The freezing of tariffs could deprive 62.1 thousand employees of RZD.

Forgive yourself with your cousins! % of

Do you love? Tell me, I love it. Do not paint on the asphalt.

with Habr, discussing the program to create a 3D object from a photograph.

xxx: I suspect that attempts to digitize a model of a person from a photograph will give an extremely funny picture because of the work of the algorithm of guessing textures. For example, a person photographed from the back will be a creature without a face, but with two butts.

YYY: And for many and many people, this is pure truth.

Comment to RIA news "Fisherman killed another fisherman near Kirov because of the place to catch":
HH: Was it not Smiegol’s case? Our beauty... Gollum!

A guy from Gazprom came to a friend and forced him to sell the company. They said that otherwise they would just be taken away!
Now I know how their dreams are fulfilled :)

From the article on Lente.ru about the murder of the Russian diplomat in Abkhazia:
According to eyewitnesses, the perpetrator initially wanted to take a taxi, "but while the drivers disputed who of them would go, the trolley bus came up, on which he left." It is known that he had previously asked local residents about the road to the diplomat’s home.
As they say, no comments.

"Go on the fuck, guy", - replied to me a man with a transparent "Moscow is the best city on Earth" on the question where he works.

Were the eyes so good?

At the entrance there is a girl who doesn’t eat. Not only does he not eat meat at all, he also periodically starves and tries to include his views on nutrition. I tried to argue with her:
If you are constantly undernourished, the brain will suffer. With mental stress, the brain consumes up to 25% of all body resources. If the necessary resources are not given, the consciousness will simply refuse to work as it should. Do you understand?
No, I do not understand.

>>There is a saying that a Palestinian man once drove the shoppers out of the temple, but then ended badly :))

“Well, they crucified him, and they have traded his crucifixion for 2,000 years.