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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117513
 19.08.2015
> The one on the rolls also does not do well with the undue
At high speed, not from the hill, but in the hill. However,
The end of the quotation>

The speed is a very relative thing... One day, when I approached the boat, I failed the remote control of the cars and I could not turn on the reverse - so miserable half a meter per second seemed to me disgraceful (softly speaking) at enormous speed.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117512
 19.08.2015
1808 is so funny. But his driver’s license (or ‘rights’ if you want) is better for him to burn.
Of course, pedestrians should also think about their own safety. I am myself, when I walk on my two, I behave according to the rule - "everyone around the dude, and I am just a brake."

But every driver, including those who leave the sideway, is obliged to control 360 degrees around their loved one. Refer to the lack of time, the freezers, who "not also drive according to the rules" - kindergarten. And if you have such problems during driving - it's time to think, maybe it's not yours?
And it is strange - Jigita, which is carried in the right band (another question - where did it come from in the dense stream?) The driver sees, but the pedestrian does not.

P.S Yes, it happens that experience is not enough - so it has to be worked out. You can’t work, get on the bus. This method, by the way, will reduce traffic jams in the future.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117511
 19.08.2015
He gave her his first computer. With Linux, to avoid. I was surprised to find out that there is an amigo under Linux.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117510
 19.08.2015
Interesting fact: Theoretically, if we install a giant mirror in space, 10 light-years away, and look through it, we will see what happened 20 years ago.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117509
 19.08.2015
I put it in the corner today. The faithful went for paid fishing. He put the phone, stayed for 4 hours, did not catch the fuck, threw the money out, broke the hood. It goes with the full sense that the legitimate megera will now write out the pendels for therapeutic and motivational purposes until the complete numbness of the mind. In the words of the participant. So, at night, quietly clicking on the lock, I wake up, just suffocating, stealing in the hallway, writing an apologetic speech, and suddenly stumbling on something soft. I turn on the lights, and in the hallway a whole battery of bags with things. On the way, with mine. I think I would have caught the leech. How did he, the poor man, know that I disassembled the dirt on the balcony and put the garbage out of it in the courtyard, so that I could not forget to take the demand? Almost brought the garbage into the car.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117508
 19.08.2015
The funny names. There is such a simple Russian name Blablin. This is not a joke, but the CEO of a company.
Good morning and good mood!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №117507
 19.08.2015
(...) being compressed to giant pressure of 100 GPa
To understand the magnitude: the pressure halfway to the center of Saturn is about 300 GPa.
222 is much more obvious. I often go halfway to the center of Saturn.
333 has not been there for a long time. McDonald’s is there?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №117506
 19.08.2015
>> and not for me. For giving bribes to Haishnikov to 8 years in prison! A, for rape >> 2 years! 6 years for murder. The lawmakers were shocked!

> commentary No. 3
> - Well, it is more profitable to fuck a hatcher than to buy back from him)

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №117505
 19.08.2015
Well, it’s the color of the berry leaf, probably still a girl.

The military in camouflage "Berezka" looks at this phrase with some confusion, if decently expressed.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117504
 19.08.2015
and allo! Write the address: Vasilyev@...
and stop! Is it like Volkswagen or what?
How... how what?
Or like the horns up?
Just like Victoria.
What a Victoria?
No victory, like a corner hole up!
and Okay.
S is like a dollar. I am like a stick with a point. Like a stick without a point. and as a player.
How what?
As a player!
How and?
Not like the Russian.
and AGA
E is like E.
As for the Euro?
It is shit! Yes to!
and AGA
V for the first time.
Like the first time?
It is fucking! V is the same as the first.
As for Victoria?
No fuck, no fuck! Like, fucking, a stick with horns, fucking in the mouth!
Okay... on.
Further the dog.
and AGA
- after the dog of ash and mirmilstein consulting point of ru, as it is heard and written
Give me the letters?
Go go you naked!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117503
 19.08.2015
Zav: the first commercial order of the vaal at 12 years old
Specification: HTML / CSS
YYY: @Zav: eyeem is it?
Zav: a site about great fun three wheels
YYY: @Zav: a freelancer?
Zav: online store
Zav: What a freelancer at 12 years old
Zav: Photographed in the studio
Zav: asked
Zav: Do you need a website?
We needed a short.
Zav: here it is recorded)
Zav: and it went.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №117502
 19.08.2015
She found me in the hospital after falling. I went off on the occasion)
It’s better than oranges.
I also brought orange.
YYY: What did you like more?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117501
 19.08.2015
You – and what do you care about?
Someone is a job. Friends are
Sometimes books
Someone is out
You are cool.
Someone – yes
What are you cutting?
Someone drinks

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117500
 19.08.2015
Discussions about the gasoline:
X: It blows before it is lit. That is, only the electricity is turned on and it begins to suck as standard. Previously there was the sound "sssssss", and now "wowowowow"
Y: He is trying to speak the word.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117499
 19.08.2015
Sometimes there is the impression that there are not enough good posts and moderators take the story of an obvious or not very troll to get dozens of answers, from which you can already choose what to fill the site.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117498
 19.08.2015
What happens if the wheel of the car flies away and falls into the opposite car? Will the glass resist or will it crack?
Comment 1: There will be no wiki.
Commentator 2: Per Vika will be, but ugly... With a crack.
Comment 3: Don’t be afraid of Vika. With a good arrangement, the glass will withstand.
Commentary 4 to commentary 3: Back.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117497
 19.08.2015
AZi: audiobook... I don’t know I haven’t encountered such books
Gleb: Off-top, but Yandex direct once offered an audio book on request "The Bradys Table"
If not, why not listen? and lol:

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117496
 19.08.2015
Quote from the Hubble about 10 gigabits for the home:
With a ventilator! The damned hipsters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117495
 19.08.2015
Yesterday, one employee walked around the office and stood up to all the girls with the question: what is not the shibary, not the shibor? It turned out to be such a test. If a girl answers that this is a way of patterning a fabric when painting it by binding it with nodes, it means that it is a sexual practice; if it answers that it is a sexual practice in which a woman is bound with a rope with numerous nodes, it means that it is a bled; if it does not know either, it is stupid; and if it knows both meanings, it says: I marry!
After the key of the test became known, we sat in the department, rushed, recalled who answered and here one aunt (the mother of two children strongly over forty) with unfailing sadness in the voice issued: poor boy – marriage between a man and the search engine is impossible.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117494
 19.08.2015
That's why they love sisadmines, so it's for the fact that in the sweat of the face they crawl and lay the cables and for hours forging in the settings of all kinds of iron.
But what the programmers hate is the fact that this lazy bastard in ten minutes sprinkled a coffin, rebooting if necessary the same glittering iron, and does not blow in the mouth.

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