I changed the mixer in the bathroom, cleaned the pipe in the kitchen, I feel like Mario, and so I want to be the princess he saves :-(

You know, Dim, Katya is a bit strange.
YYY: In the sense?
Romance is irreparable. I am from Samara, you know.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: She calls me "my Samaritan".

For the last 50,000 years, the older generation has not liked how the younger generation dresses and behaves. We are no exception.
YYY: It is wrong. 40-year-old men love how Japanese schoolgirls dress.

I recently walked in the park with my niece (she is 5 years old, I am 19), we are in line for an attraction, behind the back are two aunts of forty years old, apparently waiting for a baby riding on a carousel, I hear - they wash my bones: "I'm curious how many years the child is... and the girl is very young.
I can’t stand it, I plant my niece on a carousel, I approach my aunts and there is the following dialogue:
Tell me, do you have children?
She (a little surprised): Yes, the son is riding.
I: How old is he?
7 has been completed
I: Are you studying in school?
Yes, I went to the first class.
What time did you give birth to him?
She begins to get angry: what are the questions?
I: Do you have a husband?
She is... girl!
I: Did you betray him?
She: What do you allow yourself?! to
Do you have a child from your husband?
She: It’s not your business!
I: In that case, it’s not your business, how old I was when I gave birth, how old my child is... and in general, it’s my niece!

They stay with their mouths open.)

I almost broke the printer for 150 thousand.
Do you pay for that??? O_O

From Wikipedia:
Kiwi are extremely territorial birds, and a married couple, and especially a male, fiercely protects their nest plot from competitors, which can occupy from 2 to 100 hectares (at rivi).

200 copies of kiwi can cover any Moscow market.

<xxx> How to fight the idiots?
<yyy> You can’t stop – head up!

That is what Hindus write.
yyy: The Hindu cycle for is replaced by a set of if, and in the stones in general songs from Indian films. Sometimes with dancing.

The old brothers :)
I went to the kil mi pliz, and I smile half a day)) as strange as there is a story more funny than here:) really

and c)

Who knows how I am in love! Smart, mature, serious and secure. Behind him as behind a stone wall. Sex is just wonderful.
But there is one but. During sex, he may suddenly stop, start to spin my nipples and scream: who is it here here who is silent? Make the radio louder.

YYY: Today is a day of interruption

Yyy: On the way to the subway there under the bridge a truck stuck. had to wait a while.

XXX: Are you stuck in?

YYY: Well in the right. as Vinnie Pooh

Yyy: And the rabbit evacuator pulled him back.

On that day, Napoleon sat on the Pillow Mountain and looked at the surrounding area.
- Oh, the traffic jamming at Kutuzovsky he considered! I realized I was busy.

A friend once told me, he and his companion went to the toilet in the universe, there all the cabins are closed. The second, not long thinking, pulls one. She opens up and both see the dean sitting. A second’s silence, after which the dean stretches out his hand to close the door. My friend somehow in confusion did not understand the whole situation and thought that he wanted to give up and stretched out his hand. After a handshake, the door was successfully closed.

Perycalypsis: With EMS terms as lucky. A friend beat out his MacBook for three months - received with a forged hole - saved the miracle of overseas technology only that knowing our - the seller wrapped the box with a special. scotch with the inscription "- Steal not good - - Steal not good - - Steal not good - - "

On the Electro-Factory Street (Moscow) the asphalt was paved, according to the burgeoning improvement of roads throughout Moscow.
What he represents. If you look a little closer, you can see that this is not a monolithic mass, but camels, glued with bitumen. There is emptiness between them.
During the past rain, the stream runs along this asphalt and in the middle of the way ALL is absorbed into it.
Will anyone explain to these piddars, who took without a competition the asphalt-laying company, which makes the new super-economic technology roasted the bubbles, that the October-November rains will feed this asphalt with moisture, which will freeze / melt all winter, thus disrupting the links between the camels?
And in the spring, half of this asphalt will simply be removed by carpenters, and the rest will be crushed by cars.
Why is there no control over the quality of the road built??? Is there a vacuum prescribed in a guest? Or is it a new technology that has been successfully tested for at least 3 years?
Come and see, Electric Factory Street, starting from the metro Transformers Square.

11th of 11th!! Let me go, let me go.
by 222:11
111) (M, what is UZN@l?

The Kangaroo:
In our country, the tape "no passage" is perceived as the finish tape - whoever first broke it, he won.)

I go home in betrayal.
Drinking a beer:
There were pellets in the refrigerator.
Did you eat them yourself? and alone?! to

I can spend a week without bread.
I am not used to replacing one.
The body is always in need.
Not cakes, not pizzas – Pellmen!

Let the centuries pass, let the stars sing,
In every corner of Oakland
You want to be drunk, and you want to be sober.
What will you ask for for dinner? The Pellets!

The ball has been scratched from the test,
Pepper, vinegar and salt must be
There is no place in Russia.
Where do you know the traditions of peelings!

Today I went to the shopping center, went to the ashan for coffee, and there such soft pleds are sold, I decided to take one, still autumn. There was a young man sitting on the box, I had a tape and coffee on the tape, I took a cigar from the shelf, he started laughing. I don’t understand anything, I look at him, and he says:
It is good to sit on the window and think about it.
She paid off, went out and only then almost fell out of laughter, realizing what set she was buying. Thank you, you got a good mood. and :)

I did it all, with you $5.
I thank you :-*
XHH: with you $5
Ohhhhhhhh :)
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WOW: Yes of course. The child will be a sysadmin.