I heard an interesting thing here. It turns out, the owners of apple products are considered more solvent. And on some websites of online stores, travel agencies, etc. When the site " sees" that it went on, let’s say, from the iPhone, then the prices are set 10-20% higher :)

In one very large and respected online store of products there is a large panel, above human growth, offering to pay for the name brick in the building temple of St. Hermogen with the help of text messages.
ууу: "Uncle, buy a brick!" (c)

My sister told me. The Prehistory. My nephew is 19 years old. I just came from the army. 2 meters of growth. Driven and brutal. The history.
They went to the world of the younger sister to buy a gift. Toys from 3 to 5. My sister looks at the toys so excitedly. They are in debt with them. The tribe of Mommy cries, the type did not play. The sister can’t stand, and so loudly to the whole room: “Son, have you chosen a gift for yourself?

The popcorn blasts dropped some extremely valuable opinions down to the middle of the top.This is sad for the humorous site. Don’t feed the troll, he’s too fat.

Add the button "thick".

Rabbits and rabbits are genetically incompatible. Nature has a strange sense of humor.

The Internet is rapidly developing. Are you afraid that your post office will be unnecessary?

It is developing in the city. There are few people in the village who use it. Everyone goes to the mail. This is a place to discuss news and meetings, especially for grandmothers. They still write letters by hand. Congratulations on the holidays. Or just writing letters to old friends on the bench. I talk to a lot of old people. They tell me what they are hurting, what news children have, even their dreams tell.

Are you walking?

and yes. I asked for a bicycle. But I was answered that it was not appropriate. It is necessary that the length of the route is 11 kilometers, then a bicycle is given. I only got 10 kilometers. So I walk.

Yyy lives in a country with a small child.
All July promises rain
Wow, I’m used to it. Evacuation from here is an entire epic.
xxh: I will come to you with a sign "Camp of Phuists"
A little how?
WOW: to get up has already learned from the support)
XHH: By the way, the mother-in-law here told her that her eldest, ripping up her baby bed, from the room to the kitchen was driving)
WOW: You know, now I am happy to believe.
Q: What, the child is rushing to leave the house on his own? XDDD

XHH: What Shilov, what Brullov is, is all a hint to cover up the main reason why people go to work in painting. And they go there only to sleep with the trolls.

YYY: I beg you
such labor-consuming access to the female body remained in times when decent women before marriage
Sex is much more accessible to men.
and to sleep with the "squeezers" enough camera )

zzz:Even easier, enough penis)

to this:
Today in VK:

XXX: How did the ovules go? They have one counsel against all problems and diseases - birth. Whatever it concerns. I talked with a friend of acne rash, which was not attacked by any of this
already in adulthood. What was the advice??? by Rodi! The body is renewed! Picasso, 21st century
The courtyard.

YYY: Before which version will it update?

- before the version "I am the mother!" - obviously :)

For several generations, my distant relatives have had a tradition – my daughter is deprived of her father’s virginity at the age of 18.

Stop the porn!
And if seriously, then in most of the countries of the USSR for this can be very strongly and for a long time. In a few articles. And now in life I can't believe that there has been no one who did not give up such a family.

Yes, this is the most important puzzle in the construction of a concrete palate house! Put the puzzle so that you do not have to scratch.
And given their intricate shape, this task is for people with iron eggs, fox trick, socola eye and engineering skills of level 75 and above.

Xxx: By the way, the rapans when they came out of the shell saw that they looked like a scabies, as they are now.
Yyy: Sasha, I’m afraid of people who know what a spleen is like.

for general education. If someone has never seen the sound of a complete, total and absolute pizzage before, just read this phrase:
Baby, you won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, I’m like a decent person..."
Actually everything. Admin, cat and shredder.

I once realized that there is always a different point of view.

I sat on the couch. Lydia was lying on him. Her head was on my knees.

“Tell me, please,” she said, looking at me from the bottom up. How do you think men have logic?

In the sense?

In the real sense. Do you remember our second date? When did we walk around the center and catch the rain? And we stood in that arch overlooking the Kazan Cathedral.

I remember.

You were in a beautiful shirt. All so thoughtful and mysterious. And my dress was a little wet and stuck in the right places. And I stood so romantic, bowing to the wall. Then a rainbow appeared over Kazansky.

Well, I remember...

and AGA. And I was expecting that you would approach me like a real macho, hug my hands and we would kiss. And you? Instead, you looked at me somewhere behind my back and said, “Oh, this wasn’t the rat running through there?” and five minutes later you talked about the rats. There are a lot of them in the center of Peter.

I was confused.

So here is. Lida continued, "But when a couple of days later, after a sad movie, we went through the bedroom area by the washing, you decided that it was time to confess my love. She stood up and sat in front of me. I really don’t understand how it works for you.

I did not know what to answer her. It was quiet in the room. Her face was next to mine. She stared intriguingly into my eyes.

Finally I said:

Do you want tea?

It was lucky for the girl that with an inadequate father, at least a brother took care to educate her on precautions. Or it would have already scratched the consequences (among which, in addition to the classic child-surprise, there are also extremely unpleasant diseases).
But, on the other hand, and the fact that, having suffered to adulthood, both the son and daughter to another city from this inadequate ranted, also logical.

Bydloalfassamcu, whose daughter lives with his brother in Moscow.
Your son, by the way, is endowed not only with strength, but also with brains. He, unlike you, understood that prohibitions, puzzles, etc. You will not do nicotine, you will only hurt. And he did everything to take care of his sister's health and prevent possible unpleasant consequences. This is to the conversation you mentioned about condoms, contraceptives, etc. And you are a fucking foolish foolish inadequate, on an equal place throwing on people. He covered it, shit. I realized that your son did not take you out of the apartment, but in vain. Your place is not among ordinary people, but in a wilderness with monkeys.

Peter in Moscow this year. Go to museums!
And in brushes!

Living life is simple. First do what your parents say, then do what your wife says, then do what your grandchildren and nurse say.

I will tell you this story in memory of my recently deceased father. He was a very humble man, and at the same time a great professional in his business. In Soviet times, he was involved in the development of the water supply systems of the Volga cities. Saratov, Kuibyshev (Samara), Gorky (Nizhny Novgorod)
As a child I was especially worried when he went to Gorky. “Mom, why did Dad go to the bitter city? Could he even go for a candy?” he asked.
He once designed one of the important water supply systems. Not that water supply, not that cleaning station in one of these cities. I'm not going to lie, for years I don't know exactly what. And here is his boss. And the direct text announces that the project needs to reduce the price of blood from the nose. But the Pope categorically refused to make any changes to the project, saying that everything was done according to the norms and rules and fundamental changes are impossible. The headquarters expected to arrange tarams. The clarification of relationships in elevated tones ended with the immortal phrase in the style - "you will not be, there will be others", so beloved by various kinds of leaders in our time. Dad came home upset and said he would break all the drawings to the dogs. But his mother answered him.
Eventually, the facility was built according to a project modified by other designers, and Daddy’s drawings were peacefully dusted at home on the underground for fifteen years. Suddenly, he is called by the same boss and asks stealthily whether the father has his variant of drawings. It turned out that the Volga in that year was especially heavy and the object in the literal sense of the word "swim". The father also provided this option in contrast to the "happy" project. And here, in the aural order, the object began to rebuild already according to Daddy’s project. Then he was awarded a triple prize, which, knowing the complacency of his boss, can be recognized as a very extraordinary event.
Later, in the age of the Internet and satellite images, Dad sometimes asked me to show how his structures look from the satellite. Which, I hope, and after many years will work normally for people.